Twitter Post from 2012-03-09 19:27:23 +0000
Home button on my iPod hasn’t worked well for a month or so now. Finally put in a requisition for repair. Apple’s sending me a shipping box.
Category: Personal
Twitter Post from 2012-03-02 19:03:25 +0000
When you’re eating pistachios and keep finding ones that aren’t cracked open at all.
Twitter Post from 2012-03-01 01:20:41 +0000
Is it just me or does someone slip a suggested diagnosis of lupus into every episode of #House now? #runninggag
Twitter Post from 2012-02-27 20:31:38 +0000
I buy fly strips for the free thumb tacks.
Twitter Post from 2012-02-25 19:52:09 +0000
Does anyone else hate the word “cyberspace” the way I do?
Twitter Post from 2012-02-22 01:23:35 +0000
Whoever invented curved shower rods, I hope they patented it. They deserve to be wealthy.
Twitter Post from 2012-02-16 22:38:39 +0000
Migrated a few virtual machines from VirtualBox to VMware ESXi today. The performance difference is noticeable. #yayvmware
Twitter Post from 2012-02-07 01:06:23 +0000
Now that I can drive stick, it’s nice to know that I could conceivably drive the cars showcased on #TopGear if I had the chance. #nochance
Twitter Post from 2012-01-29 00:52:23 +0000
How I loathe supporting customers.
Twitter Post from 2012-01-27 23:31:47 +0000
Why, oh why, is it so hard for some people to follow simple instructions?