Category: Personal

Twitter Post from 2010-12-25 20:04:13 +0000

To paraphrase @JimGaffigan: Ever eat so much you feel like you’ll be sick? Doesn’t that feel strangely patriotic?

Answered “108 stitches on a baseball” to a multi choice question without even hearing the choices first. Why do I know that?

Ever notice how most tv/movie depictions of santa’s workshop portray it as horribly inefficient?

#isitjustme or does it seem like some people pronounce ‘money’ as if it were spelled ‘munnie’? #improbablycrazy

#ihateitwhen I’m introduced to a new band by way of a song (I like) which is in no way indicitive of their other work (which I don’t like).

UPS drivers must be ninjas. This is the second time they’ve supposedly knocked then left a package at the back door without waking the dog.

Non-LED Christmas lights give off a lot of heat. #nowonderweonlydothisinwinter

Damn. Now NS power is saying it won’t be restored till 6pm tomorrow. *on* Orrrrr you could do that.

Power is back on but i’m leaving the servers off till morning in case it doesn’t stay. So when you all can’t get on IRC, that’s why.

This is clearly the end of times.