Category: Personal

Twitter Post from 2011-01-13 12:06:23 +0000

We don’t take kindly to folk who don’t take kindly around these parts.

There aren’t many “studio versions” of standup comedy albums. They’re mostly “live recordings”. Weird, eh?

1/3 done removing subfloor. It comes off in shards of splintered wood. #somuchfun

Rescued a glass ampule of mercury from an old thermostat. So very tempted to break it open and play with it. #dontworryiwont

Every ache in my body muscles. Still have to rip up 90% of the subfloor. #ow

When John DeLancie’s daughter died in #breakingbad why didn’t he just snap his fingers and bring her back to life? #tng #youllalwaysbeQtome.

Finished new floor in livingroom. Need to pull up dining room linoleum and subfloor so it’s even with livingroom. Then paint and floor that.

Looks like we’re gonna try and renovate the living room before the baby arrives in May. #homeimprovement #imnottimtaylor #thatsagoodthing

Trying to pull several bottles of Pepsi from a chunk of ice after one too many freeze/thaw cycles. I feel like king Arthur.

Kraft whipped peanut butter makes my mouth confused. It tastes just like regular peanut butter but it feels WRONG.