Twitter Post from 2011-08-31 08:22:50 +0000
Air mattresses remind me why we invented civilization. #camping #owmykidneys
Month: August 2011
Twitter Post from 2011-08-31 00:08:08 +0000
I prefer to camp at the end of summer rather than the middle for the sole reason that I want a campfire to be something I enjoy, not endure.
Twitter Post from 2011-08-29 00:34:02 +0000
TV got this one right: stepping on a child’s toy on a darkened stairway is horrifying, but apparently hilarious to onlookers.
Twitter Post from 2011-08-28 02:49:43 +0000
The sprinkles are also cursed.
Twitter Post from 2011-08-26 00:41:36 +0000
In honour of Steve Jobs resigning as CEO of #Apple, I’m watching Pirates of Silicon Valley.
Twitter Post from 2011-08-24 10:52:00 +0000
Leaving the windows open overnight actually produced a cold house this morning. #autumniscoming
Twitter Post from 2011-08-18 12:12:29 +0000
Jell-O pudding and yogurt are breakfast equivalents, right?
Twitter Post from 2011-08-10 00:41:06 +0000
Joint compound dust has got to be the most pervasive substance on earth. #itseverywhere
Twitter Post from 2011-08-06 16:21:45 +0000
Since when are Canadian pennies ferromagnetic? #thatmeanstheysticktomagnets