Month: December 2010

Twitter Post from 2010-12-31 18:51:30 +0000

#isanyoneelse disappointed when a purple cleaning product is scented lavender instead of grape? #orisitjustme ?

Bird of day and bird of night will bow to the city of gold. #teletoonretro #cartoon #illgetyounexttime

Snow-bank cooled #Pepsi is the best thing ever.

Gifts opened. Dinner eaten. Inlaws out. Christmas done. #phew

To paraphrase @JimGaffigan: Ever eat so much you feel like you’ll be sick? Doesn’t that feel strangely patriotic?

Answered “108 stitches on a baseball” to a multi choice question without even hearing the choices first. Why do I know that?

Ever notice how most tv/movie depictions of santa’s workshop portray it as horribly inefficient?

#isitjustme or does it seem like some people pronounce ‘money’ as if it were spelled ‘munnie’? #improbablycrazy

#ihateitwhen I’m introduced to a new band by way of a song (I like) which is in no way indicitive of their other work (which I don’t like).

UPS drivers must be ninjas. This is the second time they’ve supposedly knocked then left a package at the back door without waking the dog.