[{"id":"1","content":" No, but Krista will. She's the emu jockey around his place.\n she wears the pants..\n We both wear pants, dude :P\n Vic's wetting EVERYONE'S pants! :P\n Not... at the moment.\n What about now?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Zero","X","Vic"]},{"id":"2","content":" stop being korean, freebsd forums!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"3","content":" if (OS == BSD && user == sean) { bugger off; } ?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"4","content":" Apparently you can save those weirdo configurations.\n Like the eel.\n ?\n WTF?\n I don't know.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","X","Vic"]},{"id":"5","content":"* Vic finds his shirt is pointy cause it's cold in the office\n* X cuts glass on Vic's nipples\n OW!\n Dammit Vic! That's only supposed to happen to girls! Now you've ruined the fantasy for all of us!!\n You tell me it never happens to you?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"6","content":" boy, that fish don't like being out of water much\n Many fish don't\n darrell, how do you make there be oxygen in the world?!\n \"Let there be air\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"7","content":" my jaws are the suck\n That's what you get for feeding on rocks\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"8","content":"* Vic Hates it\n Vic Hates it\n webrunner Hates it\n X Hates it\n Who am I?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"9","content":" http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/stuff\/apparel\/595d.shtml\n We should all where thouse\n those\n wear\n That too\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","Zero"]},{"id":"10","content":" http:\/\/www.thegia.com\/gba\/zoe\/art3\/mech02.jpg\n that mecha has a package that puts david bowie to shame\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","X"]},{"id":"11","content":" Haha... Mageman. They should make that.\n You should make that\n Make it from clay - call it a dredel\n Dredel dredel dredel - I made you out of clay\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","Vic"]},{"id":"12","content":" courtney cox.. i love you.. you're so hot.. on that show..\n Oh Mickey you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!\n Turtles Turtles RAH RAH RAH! Turtles Turtles RAH RAH RAH! Smile you've got French's!\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"13","content":" Heh, assuming that Dragon Warrior has dragons is like assuming that Final Fantasy is actually _final_.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"14","content":" get those ICQ messages, Runner?\nwebrunner QUIT (Connection reset by peer)\n guess not\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"15","content":" someone should try to make a peice of software that has the world's worst interface, ever. Actually have things do what they're supposed to but make it very vauge and confusing. Like \"Would you not like to cancel this action's disablement: [YES] [CANCEL]\"\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["webrunner"]},{"id":"16","content":" someone should invent an anti-compressed graphic format. One that takes a bmp, and then uses like, 3 times the data for no reason.\n yeah, its called what I did for my graphcis project, Runner..\n Webrunner is in a counterproductive mood today :)\n Someone should invent a program that kicks you in the balls.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["webrunner","X","Vic"]},{"id":"17","content":" i made chocolate cake\n its a cellular peptide cake..\n He keeps it in Riker's head\n WITH MINT FROSTING!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"18","content":" Everything has lines on it.\n Especially loose leaf.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","Vic"]},{"id":"19","content":" thats right, sleep, you little snot bubble frogs..\n","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"20","content":" happy?\n Gleeful\n fuck you\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"21","content":" Weebles wobble but they don't fall down\n they do if you smash the fuckers with a hammer\n True enough\n smug little shits.. \"look at us, we don't fall down!\"\n","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"22","content":" weebles wobble but they do catch on fire.\n or melt.\n or something\n they're not invunerable to heat, at least.\n i assume, anyway\n you'd be a shitty slogan writer\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["webrunner","X"]},{"id":"23","content":" Bread: it's what's for dinner, assuming you're not eating something else.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["webrunner"]},{"id":"24","content":" i'm the only one home.. i'm afraid to use the bathroom in case the fedex guy shows up while i'm on the toilet.. it's happened before :P\n That's comical - put a note on the door (\"in can, leave package --d. bowie\")\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"25","content":" we never say you're an idiot, just that you're not funny :)\n we don't insult your intelligence, just your sense of humor\n No, I'm always an idiot. Don't argue.\n* Zero is an IDIOT!\n Hard to argue with that logic\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Zero","Vic"]},{"id":"26","content":" STOP PICKING ME UP, FLYING DINOSAUR!\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"7","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"27","content":" if you didn't abandon your pen in the snow in the first place..\n Yes yes... The world wouldn't now lie in ruin and Joanna and I would be happy in my palace in video land. While I dropped it okay?! And you keep punishing me! WHY?!!!\n Well I dropped it.\n While = Well.\n I type phonetically with an accent.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Sean","Zero"]},{"id":"28","content":" it's friggin cold there too (-10C from AG)\n yeah\n *clang*\n *clang*\n the balls falling off a brass monkey..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"29","content":" I wonder if the TV can entertain me\n I have serious doubts\n* X gets up to hit the tv to make it turn on\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"30","content":" It's funny to watch the class goers appear and disappear.\n Funny strange, or funny HA-HA?\n Eating a clown funny.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Zero","Vic"]},{"id":"31","content":" Damnir\n t\nWyrde is now known as Damnir-Lord_of_Destruction\n Fine - take my spelling error and turn it into a nick - see if I care *sniff*\n Do we care?\n No, not likely\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"32","content":" dude, yer gettin a dell!\n Who's getting a Dell?\n dude!\n shut up\n stupid dell guy\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","MEAT"]},{"id":"33","content":"X is now known as X-URIN8\n Ahhh\n clever nick X\n Though revolting at the same time\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"34","content":" how the fuck do you know this?\n The numbers are the HEX representation of the ASCII value... and I have an ASCII table on the Palm showing Dec, Oct, and HEX :)\n ah\n here i thought you knew shit\n I do\n no you dont, you're palm does\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"35","content":" get an office plastic floor covering thing\n i hate you\n They're like $15 at staples... I got one\n no\n i'm darrell\n i refuse to do anything the easy way\n i'll use the portal!\n* X explodes\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"36","content":" it is pretty assy\n And also N64\n ... and IRC\n yeah..\n Our lives are reduced to 3 character acronyms\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"37","content":" any unexplainable topic you see is probably Vic's Sister's NA message\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"38","content":" i dont remember last week\n not just the show.. my memory has 7 day clipping\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"39","content":" i need more 2p games, and another controller\n write a memo and submit it to my department to that effect..\n have your people call my people\n WOO!\n you guys have no idea how much I detest sitting in a chat room by myself\n its so denegrating\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"40","content":" Fear me!\n too busy\n VALIDATE ME!\n i'll fear you later\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Zero","X"]},{"id":"41","content":"wyrde is now known as wyrde-bruch\n HAHA bruch\n it's not breakfast, it's not lunch, it's BRUNCH! *da da da daaaa!*\n Yeah, but without the N - as you spelled it\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"42","content":" htaw\n its amazing how we make our own language based on spelling mistakes..\n its sweer..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"43","content":" I am quite new to irc, not sure of its capabilities yet, but it seems quite \"full\"\n full like Vic\n full of Vic\n full like bloated\n the protocol itself isn't bloated..\n just the clients are..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["darren","X"]},{"id":"44","content":" Using Trillian for IRC\n It's not awful, really\n And it has the added bonus of looking like a Pioneer car stereo\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"45","content":" HELP\n ?\n I didnt mean that SOS canceled\n Huh\n forgot the \/\n ahh\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["darren","Vic"]},{"id":"46","content":" You said there'd be brownies darrel!!!\n On that table, right over there.\n but there were no brownies!!!\n You weren't looking hard enough. Where do you suppose I got mine then?\n some sort of bag of infinite brownies that you carry around with you\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Wyrde","Zero"]},{"id":"47","content":" anyone have a need for an actualy Soundblaster 16?\n Maybe James.\n anyone without the gay?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Zero"]},{"id":"48","content":" I have no idea who you are in real life..\n me?\n yes\n my name's Andre\n are you the blue haired one?\n no I sat beside the blue haired one\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Wyrde"]},{"id":"49","content":" well if you weren't there then you missed darrel getting toweled down by a dirty old batman in meal hall\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Wyrde"]},{"id":"50","content":" *** The_Stick| was kicked by Sharkey (Wanna nutha kicka?)\n THE NEXT PERSON WHO DOES THAT, IM GONNA FUCKING FIND OUT THERE FUCKING FIND OUT THERE E-MAIL, SCAN IT ON MY ICQ IP SNIFFER AND FUCK UP EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU FUCKERS COMPUTTERS\n DO I MAKE MYSELF FUCKING CLEAR\n *** The_Stick| was kicked by Sharkey (Goooooooooal!)\n Stop flooding our channel with other channels\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","Vic"]},{"id":"51","content":" I'm going to go grocery shopping... I wonder what I shoud get...\n* Zero runs through the checklist...\n Sword.\n Cape.\n Rations.\n Ale.\n Mask.\n Majora's Mask.\n Misc. Mask.\n Off I go!\n* Zero jumps out a window.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Zero"]},{"id":"52","content":" i wonder if i can figure out how to make pizza from scratch..\n i wonder if we have cheese\n so many mysteries\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"53","content":" I should roll some cat turds in coin wrappers and try to buy pizza with it\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"54","content":" $14.94 total\n ergo, $15 will cover it\n $14.94+tax > $15\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"55","content":"* darren talks to guy from webster\n that little black kid?\n Na the dictionary\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"56","content":" there's a lost password button\n isn't there?\n no, there's not..\n shut up, voice\n no, you shut up!\n I KILL YOU!!\n* X tackles himself\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"57","content":" everything is vic's fault\n he runs the server\n ergo..\n Stop saying ergo!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Zero"]},{"id":"58","content":" Connecting...\n ...\n ...\n ................................\n *WHACK*\n connected..\n Morpheus is like the millenium falcon\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"59","content":" you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"60","content":" I thought you meant \"Out of the closet\" which I am not.\n no, of course not.\n where's Darrell?\n Funny how talking about gay bring that question up :)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"61","content":"* Vic salutes AG-Bot\n* Eye_Candy salutes himself\n Good for Eye_Candy\n fuck off.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"62","content":"<*AGBot> grins.\n SEE?\n<*AGBot> I'm not a bot.\n DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT!?!\n See what?\n See what?\n god dammit.\n<*AGBot> Kill, Ross... Kill them all.\n* Eye_Candy rocks gently, whispering 'there IS a bot, there IS a bot'\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"63","content":" they need to make PuTTy for linux.\n or have they?\n I suppose it would be redundant. As PuTTy is sweet linux for Windows, and most X's have a sweet PuTTy-like built in...\n never mind.\n I was just talkin' about PuTTY...\n can ya dig it?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"64","content":" IBM is the man.\n in the bad way.\n 'don't let the man get ya down'.... that way.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"65","content":" hospitals don't provide cribs for newborns..\n yet you don't see them with huge dents all the time\n except for Matt..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"66","content":" hand fat?\n fat from your hand\n ask vic\n Vic's got a lot of hand fat.\n vic's a big blob of hand fat\n hand fattie.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["darren","X","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"67","content":" any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.\n and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"68","content":" I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say \"Uh huh.\" and show her ass. Win XP is like that.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Zero"]},{"id":"69","content":" k, is freebsd , Free?\n FREEbsd\n so..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["darren","X"]},{"id":"70","content":" RAM=4096\n stack=2,15\n files=40\n device=himem.sys\n buffers=50\n bluejays=80 - bluejays win!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"71","content":" I think I can prove through induction that all romantic comedies are the same.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero"]},{"id":"72","content":" we need to pirate a dvd burner\n we need a 3D printer so we can pirate hardware\n What happens if you put a 3D copier inside a 3D copier and turn them both on??\n You get Fred Savage.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"73","content":" Kevin was boggled by this weeks' beavers poster which had Fred Savage sporting beaver teeth\n he couldn't believe that Fred Savage wasn't 11 anymore\n I think Kevin is boggled by anything that's not eleven years old.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"74","content":" cat \/dev\/random > \/dev\/sex\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"75","content":"* Eye_Candy refrains from saying 'Vic needs more legal sex'\n How could it get \"more legal\"\n less illegal.\n do it in a courtroom\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"76","content":" Someone once said \"If you have sex all hot and heavy, it's a cardiovascular activity\"\n And I asked, \"Is there another way?\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"77","content":" If someone tells you that shaving is a pain in the ass, tell them they must be doing it wrong.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"78","content":" i'm glad the super scope wasn't more popular\n otherwise we'd have a population of one eyed fiddler crabs\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"79","content":" I'll just have it calculate pi to 700 million places everytime it loads the page, rather than do it once and save the result.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"80","content":" c is for cookie...\n C is for Cockwhore\n That too\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"81","content":"* Zero is sugar and spice, slime and puppy dog tails, angst, sparkles, and terrible, terrible magic.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":[]},{"id":"82","content":" Lots of stuff is funny 'cause it's true. It doesn't need some young shitty actors to show you.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"83","content":" Marry me, Darrell!\n I cannot, I have promised myself to Jennifer Connelly\n That whore! *dies*\n Oh Darrell, now you can walk down the aisle with me!\n You forgot about me, bitch! *kills Joanna*\n Now Darrell is ours to share as was prophesized by 'Entertainment Tonight'!\n Hooray!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"84","content":" You there X?\n no\n fuck\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"85","content":" i had no idea that the sherrif of nottingham was Alan Rickman\n X: Not just in the movies either.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Zero"]},{"id":"86","content":" They were all going on about what a shit nosed little snot he was.\n HA! with a hot girlfriend!! ... fuck\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"87","content":" I just saw a hand sized transparent spider on my keyboard out of the corner of my eye. When I looked straight at it it was gone.\n It might have been part lobster.\n and part chameleon\n and mostly just YOUR FUCKING HAND!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Zero","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"88","content":" Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screw driver.\n me?\n No, Ross.\n oh.. came in at the wrong time, obviously..\n way wrong.\n fucker\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","Derek","Vic","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"89","content":" I ask what a rim job is and you point to Christian.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"90","content":" Marvin Gaye si teh cool\n How does one become cool with the words 'Marvin' and 'Gay'\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"91","content":" I have a problem with my computer any help?\n yeah, stop puking in it.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["darren","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"92","content":" \"May your wedding night be like the kitchen table - 4 legs and no drawers\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"93","content":" ich wasche mit vic\n you wash with vic?\n \"I wash with vic\"\n vic doens't wash..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Natil","X","Vic"]},{"id":"94","content":" I assumed as much - you sat next to him in German\n Sit, not sat. He's in my Germ 2023 class. He's 2nd year CS.\n Are you in German RIGHT NOW?\n No, but I was at 10:30.\n Well then it's SAT! :P\n It's SIT because I _always_ sit next to him!\n You should take English before learning German\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"95","content":" Say hi :P\n hi :P\n Good Darrel :)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Zero"]},{"id":"96","content":" Functions\n u mean like 1+1\n No\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","darren"]},{"id":"97","content":"* X eats carrots at Matt\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":[]},{"id":"98","content":"* darren makes a snowman\n* Vic knocks it over\n* darren throws a snowball at vic\n* Vic throws darren's snowman at him\n* darren burys vic under his snowman\n* Vic tunnels out, gets the power-up and wins the game!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"99","content":" there needs to be taste buds on the bottom of your tongue\n but i'm glad there's none on your fingers.. otherwise i'd never touch anyone's laptop..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"100","content":" is stupid\n *blink*\n damnit! \\ is stupid\n \\ is stupid\n DAMNIT!\n it works for me\n I hate you and your coat!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"101","content":" http:\/\/www.marysia.com\/labyrinth\/inthelab.htm\n They don't mention David Bowies package\n oddly enough\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"102","content":" Sounds like italian\n shut up\n imagine it not typed and sounding chinese\n Oh! Much better\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"103","content":"* Zero says fuck to offset the statement 'LOL'.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"104","content":" english is retarded\n lets learn esperanto\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"105","content":" a hot dog is a literal palindrome..\n it's the same, no matter which direction you eat it\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"106","content":" Snow Sucks\n snow?, whats that?\n its like rain, only you have to shovel it.. so its more like manure\n And it's white, and doesn't smell...\n totally unlike Vic who's white and does smell...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["darren","kevinw","X","Vic"]},{"id":"107","content":" No, really - you can do some TRULY cool and useful things with it.\n* Zero does cool things... WITH HIS FEET!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"108","content":" that was a fun class until he went into that dry boring stuff\n Like the actual work\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"109","content":" Wait... Vic has something to say!\n Nope, I don't\n* Zero pokes Vic with a sharp stick.\n *ouch* Um.. *ahem* er, yes... you, um... can't have your point.\n* mr-frisky pokes darrell with another sharp stick so that he will continue to poke Vic\n* Zero pokes Vic some more.\n* Vic runs out of the room\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Zero","Vic"]},{"id":"110","content":" Two keys. if I had only one finger I would have to use my face as well. This is the root of the problem.\n Fortunately - you HAVE more than one finger\n Oh, listen to Mr. Dark Lord over there. I suppose we should all have at least 9 fingers!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Zero","Vic"]},{"id":"111","content":" I used to use ctrl-v to highlight text and ctrl-c to make it with my girlfriend, but Shcwartziemer's Institure showed me how to correctly copy and paste, and then pointed out that I don't have a girlfriend.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Zero"]},{"id":"112","content":" I can't believe you are still using ctrl-v and ctrl-c for paste and copy.\n you people that use the mouse to do everything are a disgrace\n why should one have to keep moving his\/her hands from the keyboard to the mouse to do every operation. that takes time\n be more efficient people. come on now\n you could be using those few seconds of your life to do something more productive :>\n(** mr-frisky was kicked by Zero (I moved my mouse, right clicked on you and selected kick) **)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"113","content":" Have you tried the game cube?\n nope\n It looks good on TV\n mcdonalds looks good on tv\n True\n Except that clown. I hate those fucking clowns\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["darren","X"]},{"id":"114","content":" So who's sucking eggs tonight?\n the egg-suckers. duh.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"115","content":" I made a platypus\n out of my poop.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"6","nicks":["X","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"116","content":" darrell, that site has TOO FUCKING MUCH on it..\n flashy this and pretty that... you can't spell 'closet homosexual' without 'homo'...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"117","content":" You can please some of the people some of the time... And you can please most of the people some of the time, but the plow outside my window sounds like an alarm clock and I'm going to kill the driver and feed his flesh to my crows.\n","rating":"24","num_votes":"28","nicks":["Zero"]},{"id":"118","content":" It buzzes. It might make the laptop screens explode. I can take pleasure in that.\n ?\n he means his army of wasps.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","X","Eye_Candy]"]},{"id":"119","content":" I like it. Less eye pain.\n more candy for orphans.\n the orphan candy is important\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy]","X"]},{"id":"120","content":"* Eye_Candy looks around suspiciously and drinks a 'Yop'.\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"121","content":" I'll just find a NEW Darrell!!\n* Eye_Candy paints a stranger up to look like Darrell\n Or craft one out of old game consoles\n It'd be like Pinocchio, but with more mirth and angst.\n I want to be a real boy!\n HAHA - I fear to think what expands when he lies\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Vic","Candy"]},{"id":"122","content":" I am having many need for thermal underwear.\n I'd be happy with thermal socks\n or a thermal detonator.\n this bounty hunter is my kind of scum...\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Vic"]},{"id":"123","content":"Vic is now known as Vic[expelling-liquid]\n UM!\nEye_Candy is now known as Candy[retaining-liquid]\n Yep, all my liquids are safe and sound...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"124","content":" I thought you had decent speakers...\n Decent... but not... MIND SHATTERING!!\n ah...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"125","content":" The hard sand-like bits in sandwhich meats frighten me\n Sick as it may be - I suspect they're bone fragments\n BONE!?! I think they're just congealed fat.\n Not cat.\n* Eye_Candy hides the cat meat.\n Definitely not cat.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"126","content":"Zero is now known as Joanna\n* Joanna dumped Zero.\nJoanna is now known as Zero\n* Zero cries.\n Maybe now I'm over her.\nZero is now known as Zero[WantsJoanna]\n Fuck.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"127","content":" \"my laptop has problem.. My voices aren't working\"\n It speaks to you?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"128","content":" Some people are too stupid to have websites.\n* Eye_Candy 's server crashes.\n fuck.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"129","content":" \"If Vic's name was an acronym:\"\n \"Very Important Coder\"\n \"Voluptuous Inner-Child\"\n \"Volatile Impact Crater\"\n \"Venison in Cognito\"\n Vicious Incisor Cut\n Virtual Internet Connection\n VCR In Cranium\n Vintage Imac Crash\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Vic"]},{"id":"130","content":" I need streaming audio...\n with an ass-mic, so I can fart online.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"131","content":" (To Darrell) You are a king and you are a wizard.\n (To Joanna) Shut up, you drunken whore.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Zero","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"132","content":" (To Joanna) GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE, YOU CONTEMPTABLE SHREW!\n Dude, she dumped you over a year ago.\n My life is pain.\n I can't ruin your evening, I'm going out with MEL!!! *evil laughter*\n *heart explodes*\n *more laughter*\n *and pointing*\n this is fun. I don't even need you guys anymore..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"133","content":" WHEN DO I MACK ON A GIRL NAMED CELESTE?!\n when DON'T you mack on girls named Celeste?\n Hell, I'm macking on Celeste right now.\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Zero","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"134","content":" I need to find a girl named Celeste. My uncle married a girl named Celeste.\n I need to be cool like my uncle.\n He kicks ass.\n Then go marry your Aunt.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Zero","MEAT"]},{"id":"135","content":" come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)\n I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat.\n","rating":"13","num_votes":"13","nicks":["X","Zero"]},{"id":"136","content":" lackOf OS?\n lackOf installs itself when you're not looking.\n lackOf is everywhere and nowhere.\n lackOf will make your girlfriend moan its name in the throes of sexual passion.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Zero"]},{"id":"137","content":" MEAT.setTaste(chicken);\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"138","content":" James! James! The magical fruit!\n The more you eat, the more you... wait.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Zero","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"139","content":" you're just like the carebears in that episode with the shadows that made everyone not care\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"140","content":" i'm apathy bear\n doesn't mean i don't care.. i'm just too lazy to express it\n HAHA - what's the picture on your belly?\n its a sleepy looking person giving you the finger\n","rating":"12","num_votes":"12","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"141","content":" paypal is cool\n its like an online bank account\n sorta like my bank acount\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"142","content":" You really think there's muscles under there?\n well, we can cough and breathe, so there's got to be at least SOMETHING\n I'd bet it's just a cougher and a breather.\n probably\n like a little fan or something\n","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"143","content":" That's a first - my belly-button lint included popcorn\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"144","content":" Jessica is in love with me!\n No, she's not. You sicken her.\n Then why was she cuddling up to me in my apartment just now?\n *snaps fingers and points at Sean*\n Stop doing that, you tard.\n Who's Jessica?\n This friend of Zenon's who is obviously blind.\n She will marry me.\n And then dump you.\n I hate you guys.\n What's going on? Hate who guys?\n Shut up or pay attention.\n You guys are gutangs.\n And Ross is a namby fruit.\n Namby POOR fruit.\n fucker.\n what?\n I'm having fun, go away.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy","X"]},{"id":"145","content":" he will be one of us soon, brother.\n Amen.\n MU-KYALAY!\n* Eye_Candy pours pigs blood on himself.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Vic"]},{"id":"146","content":" We're not cool?\n No.\n We are powerful, but not cool.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","Zero"]},{"id":"147","content":" I had a full-time job and a correspondance course last summer and life was pretty sweet.\n until the locusts...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"148","content":" I need more rocket engines..\n We need to not fire them when not attached to anything though - that was almost an injury :)\n thats why i said get behind the dirt pile\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"149","content":" god i want on\n He wants on... well get one!\n er, on!\n Damnit!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"150","content":" goto: http:\/\/www.shoprbc.com\/canada\/shopping\/quote.php and tell me which Mother board i should get\n what is this, the usc? fuck off\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"151","content":" are you guys still trying to get pseudo-undergrads pop-up windows working?\n* Zero appears on Ross's screen.\n Actually, yes.\n* Zero disappears.\n* Eye_Candy freaks out.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Zero"]},{"id":"152","content":"Branflakes QUIT (changing servers)\n QUICK! HIDE THE PONIES!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"153","content":" Sean and I had started a kickass email program in 3rd year\n we did?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"154","content":" i need baby powder.\n i found baby powder\n don't ask\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"155","content":" Don't mess with us, we're wicked fictitious!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"156","content":" It's wit. I'm wit.\n* Masamune = wit.\n Heeeey wit!\n WIT!\n Hello?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"157","content":" my feet are relatively naked\n but i make up for it with my back\n Which is armored.\n armored with hair\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Masamune"]},{"id":"158","content":" chicks like hair...\n Explain.\n chicks...\n like hair?\n like hair...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Masamune"]},{"id":"159","content":"Masamune is now known as Sean\n* Sean is cool wit' da ladies.\nX is now known as Masamune\n Joanna dumped me! My life is pain!\n* Sean laughs at Masamune.\n Joanna dumped you!\n Her apartment smells like cat feces!\n Don't mock me! I will use my elven powers to smite you from this land!\n We're NOT taking her to McDonalds!\n* Masamune explodes\n I need to play N64.\n And have Tomek mark my assignments.\n this is better than my schizo conversation yesterday\n Shut up, Vic.\nEye_Candy is now known as Vic\n I actually just double clicked on \"Masamune\" and tried to talk to Darrell\n and got confused\n I'm getting new speakers!\n Your speakers suck. I built my own out of wood and used fish tanks.\n Yeah, but they won't work under BSD\n I'm confused..\n who am I again?\n You're Joanna.\nMasamune is now known as Joanna\nVic is now known as Kristy\nSean is now known as Bogobowicz\n I can't really think of anything to say about myself.\n I live in a palace of cat feces and dump darrell!\nJoanna is now known as Tony\n *wave package about*\nKristy is now known as Muldner\n I will see this on AG and kill all Vic.\n Rainforest the veriboo.\nTony is now known as Chip\n *BASS* *BASS* *BASS* *BASS* *BASS*\nChip is now known as Kazaa\n I suck!\nKazaa is now known as Acadia\n So do I!\nAcadia is now known as Ross\n me too!\nRoss is now known as Joanna\nMuldner is now known as teletoon\n my apartment smells like cat feces!\n I should play more reruns of Duckman\nBogobowicz is now known as Tron\n Hey, Moses! Lets play frisbee!\nteletoon is now known as Chester_Cheetos\n Women are attracted to me for no reason.\n I'll think we'll have a hot date on your couch.\nJoanna is now known as Zenon\n Women are attracted to me for no reason.\n Mind if I eat the shitty gift I brought?>\nChester_Cheetos is now known as attractive_chick\nTron is now known as Slut\n Go for it Chester!\n* Slut fawns over Chester.\n Chester Cheetos is sexy... why?\n Does anyone know who's who anymore?\nZenon is now known as X\nSlut is now known as Masamune\nattractive_chick is now known as Vic\n There, that's better.\n damnit Ross\n what!\n oh shit...\nVic is now known as Elven_Prince\n FUCK!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"160","content":" stretch out with your FEEELINGS, luke..\n *luke gets shot*\n FUCK, Kenobi, that hurt like a mofo!\n *director's cut*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"161","content":" TV makes college seem fucking cool. Sex, alcohol... sex.\n I got none of either all six years I've been here!\n Wait, actually... both.\n shit.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"162","content":" Do darrell!\n (figuratively)\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"163","content":" stop looking at me!\n* Eye_Candy looks at Sean\n *glare*\n *prance*\n *mambo*\n *erection*\n *flatulation*\n *vomit*\n *scones*\n *vomit*\n *vomit*\n *vomit*\n *chinese fire drill*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic","Eye_Candy","Masamune"]},{"id":"164","content":" JerrySweat's favorite is \"Victoria Whetmore\".\n Tiffany Lovesin\n it'd be better if her first name was 'felatio'.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Eye_Candy","X"]},{"id":"165","content":" I give Durl a piece of 8 1\/2 x 11 paper, and he says \"How big is it in inches?\"\n As if dick size had anything to do with paper\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Vic"]},{"id":"166","content":" flufnotica: n. The art of naughty sex in zero gravity.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"167","content":" make better software that always exists\n What?\n Always exists?!\n dude, if you don't start making sense, we're going to put you in a home\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"168","content":" fuucker: n. 1. some dumb-ass. 2. Method to not be logged for swearing in the grep f-word log.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"169","content":" I don't appear to have netmeeting.. neat\n which is odd\n because when i don't want it, i can't get rid of it\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"170","content":" Hey Jessica, I think this body glitter is neat.\n It probably looks really cool... on nipples.\n *darrell snaps fingers and points at Jessica's boobs.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"171","content":" me and vic are leet teleconferancing bitches\n how so?\n we're teleconferancing..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"172","content":" I feel nauseated..\n like, not just because of magnetic core memory..\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"173","content":"Eye_Candy is now known as The_World\n* The_World rotates once in 23.7 hours\n* The_World is full of nutty people.\n this is fun.\n* The_World has four seasons.\n weird dude\n wheeeeeeeee!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"174","content":" Order now and receive this free 'Moby' CD to try out your internal organ-smashing bass system on!\n Ooooooooooooooooh.\n I bet my neighbours would appreciate that too :)\n Buy that thing and we'll raise hell!\n Not if no one can hear you over my stereo :)\n CURSES!\n *BOOM* *BOOM*\n Someone say something?\n *vic's bass* the guy... *vic's bass* and he won't... *vic's bass*\n Yeah, sir. Whatever. *slams phone*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy","Vic"]},{"id":"175","content":"Eye_Candy is now known as Candy[FUCKING_DRAGON\nCandy[FUCKING_DRAGON is now known as Candy[dragon_sucks]\n that's better.\n No it's not\n it's better than making me look like I have a sexual attraction towards giant, mythical lizards.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"176","content":" there should be a letter in the english language that is ALWAYS silent, and exists only to confuse foreigners.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Eye_Candy"]},{"id":"177","content":" This be you, Ross? 131.162.143.82\n Did I just ping out or something?\n Hello?\n Tough crowd\n what a great audience very much\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"178","content":" Noxema girls... get noticed..\n Slutty girls.... get layed\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["neophyte","Vic"]},{"id":"179","content":" iphone crashes a lot\n no it doesnt\n shut up\n its perfect in every way\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"180","content":" know how we could get a lot of bank accounts and passwords?\n By spoofing toyalbank.ca?\n make a page that looks identical to royalbank.ca and register royalbnak.ca\n yes :)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Masamune"]},{"id":"181","content":" did you know that apples are the swollen ovaries of the apple tree?\n Mmmnn...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"182","content":" We likes perl more, Baggins.\n *HISS*\n Perl is for ring wraiths\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"183","content":" People are such damn gullable sheep\n \"Oh, I have a virus? I should delte kernel32.vxd you say? Alright. Hey my windows is broken!\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"184","content":"* Ross didn't get his physics assignment done.\n Use your physics knowledge to go back in time and kick your ass to do it\n that's just it. It's a first-year elective. If it was 'time travel' class, I'd have probably done the assignment.\n If it were a time travel class, you will have done it.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"185","content":" the burgers didn't go down too well last night, felt sick afterwards\nMr-Frisky was kicked by X (if you're going to puke, don't do it here)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"186","content":" The Beaver from Freddy Got Fingered\n No one saw that movie\n No one saw that Movie??? Hey I say that Movie.\n No one saw that movie\n We went to the theatre. It played. Our eyes were open. But we're all in agreement that we didn't see it.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Darren","Vic"]},{"id":"187","content":" 'Chat' becomes funnier if you think it's people using french.\n You're an idiot :P\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross[work]","Vic"]},{"id":"188","content":" damn people coming in and making me have to start over\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"189","content":" i'm copying a tape about turkeys\n How cool is that?!\n very\n i have no sound, so i dont know what its about\n wait, now its about frogs..\n snakes\n i see.. the snakes eat the frogs, the frogs eat the turkeys\n That doesn't seem right...\n sure it does\n frogs are evil\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"190","content":" C is not a CGI friendly language :)\n CGI is all about text parsing..\n text parsing with C is about as much fun as chewing rocks\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"191","content":" why doesn't Clay Henry smile?\n he's a miserable fuck and hates people\n It's like the Caramilk secret.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","X","Masamune"]},{"id":"192","content":" we should find a good online game of risk\n Going online is enough of a risk\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"193","content":" Aw geez, now I smell like 9-year-old kid.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"194","content":" I hate people more than Sean hates me.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"195","content":" Lets go back in time to darrell's first year\n and set things right that once went wrong\n hoping each time that his next leap, will be the leap home\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"196","content":" vic puts the afro in aphrodesiac..\n Vic puts the pot in potroast.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"197","content":"* Ross roffles.\n* Vic made Ross roffle\n* Ross let Vic make Ross roffle\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"198","content":" Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of Gandalfs?\n Can you imagine hot grits down Natalie Portman's pants?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"199","content":" I will get Joanna flowers.\n Who's Joanna Flowers?\n You guys make my think-muscle hurt\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"200","content":"* Vic laugha\n Vic laugha?\n I'm italian now. Bastard\n Sure, me laugh-a all the time-a\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"201","content":" She's cute...\n She's soft...\n She's juicy...\n ...\n I'm hungry.\n","rating":"16","num_votes":"16","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"202","content":" Hot dogs need to walk around like people so if you're hungry, you just take a bite.\n You're losing me\n Food walks around like people so people can eat it.\n How would Pudding work?\n Would spoons follow it for easy access?\n Would pop have straws or just be in jugs?\n What about crushed ice?\n this is hard, guy.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"203","content":" why not just make it a cgi and print the html from there?\n Cause I didn't feel like it\n Finally, an acceptable response!\n Lethargy!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"204","content":" HELLO!\n REMEMBER ME?\n* X dances about\n pay attention to me!\n MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"205","content":" now you can listen to my mp3s and watch my tv\n woo... wouldn't it be better to hear your tv\n no\n tv sucks\n oh, right\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"206","content":" She wants me.\n ... dead\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"207","content":" Gotta keep the brain sharp!\n* Ross drops his brain on a pile of glass.\n dammit.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"208","content":" Hotmail keeps telling me how to stop balding and increase my penis and\/or breast size.\n send that to ross\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"209","content":" Vic_:_ Aye.\n how did you underline your colon?\n that sounds WAY more dirty than it was meant to be...\n With a sharpee marker, and a mirror.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"210","content":" Read: Darrell wants to get into MEAT's colon\n Sorry, my colon is one way only - out.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"211","content":" Can you make it so that also God was there too? Like not in a \"God is everywhere sort of way\"?\n WHAT?!\n","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"212","content":" Sigh - you go to Russia for 3 days, and when you come back your pen is stolen.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"213","content":" Darrell is an electrical engineer of sorts...\n I engineer electrical disasters.\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"214","content":" what are we all looking at?\n* Ross looks at his wang\n ohhhh...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"215","content":" Your password is now set to 7dXX9sd243H\n case sensitive...\n fuck\n Watch your language!\n YOU'RE NOT REALLY VIC!!\n I KNOW!!!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"216","content":" hot chicks are coming in my office...\n I think I'm drunk or asleep...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"217","content":" you be buying new shoes?\n yes.\n same here. but money talks. and it says \"I'm the fuck outta here, deadbeat\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","X"]},{"id":"218","content":" Well, excuse me for helping people configure their phantom printers on the 3rd floor of the BAC.\n Phantom printers, eh?\n it's like a scooby doo mystery. You take the mystery machine up to the third floor and investigate.\n Let's go, gang!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"219","content":" I think I should fold up my diploma into a paper hat and wear it around.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"220","content":" Ross, ask Matt how he underlines his colon again :)\n I'm uncomfortable with that request.\n* Ross nudges Matt, winks, and points at Matt's colon.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"221","content":" my fingernails are too long. My fingers click on the keyboard.\n oh wait, that's the mousetraps...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"222","content":" like the fuckers who wanted us to pay $600 for trying to start a fire after it rained for two days...\n IT'S DANGEROUS!!!!\n their house wasn't lighting anyways...\n stupid paint...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"223","content":" I'm amazed - it only took two hours to roll over the last group of 15 faculty.\n I'm amazed too... some of them are far too heavy to lift\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"224","content":" TV ruins me, I think of all business people as looking like Tom Cruise.\n Not fat, lumps of belly, which they all are.\n fat, sweating, belly lumps, with comb-overs and bad breath.\n Who else could use a cold shower?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"225","content":"Chameleon has joined #acadiageeks\n hi lizard\n Hello, german greeting\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":[]},{"id":"226","content":" go the fuck home, ross.. they don't pay you to care this much\n You want Darrell bitching and whining?\n kind of.. its amusing\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"227","content":" octo = 8.\n 8 legs\n or tentacles, or what have you\n Which makes me wonder about that James Bond movie.\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"228","content":" Actually, if impotence is the problem, you shouldn't be choking Darrell :p\n that's so dirty I don't even get the reference.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["RedForce","Ross"]},{"id":"229","content":" I love Wookie\n* Ross likes wookie... as a friend!\n Why all the wookie fur stuck to your shirt then?\n ... coincidence.\n And pants?\n ... also coincidence.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"230","content":" I don't even know the question to the riddle of the universe.\n it's \"What is the riddle of the universe\". Duh.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"231","content":" s\/Vic\/Charo\n My name is Charo, I shake my maracas!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"232","content":" just grab the first album... forget what it's called. www.cdnow.com\n That's an odd album name\n* Ross politely chuckles\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"233","content":" any luck?\n *humping supermodel* you bet!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"234","content":" San Andrea's fault.\n fucking San Andrea.\n it's ALWAYS his fault.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"235","content":" X\n fuck you, too\n Sweet\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"236","content":" Its like.. I want product X, i'll go to canadian tire..\n Canadian Tire: We have everything except product X.\n Next week: I need product Y now that I've figured out something else for product X.\n Canadian Tire: We don't have product Y. SALE ON PRODUCT X!!!\n GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"237","content":" Bahahaha, I picked an odd time to check out the channel.\n What channel?\n this one\n pay attention\n jesus\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Vic","X"]},{"id":"238","content":" Like I care\n like I care if you care\n Like I care if you care if I care\n Like I care if you care if I care if anyone cares\n No one asked you :P\n Like I care no one asked me\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X","MEAT"]},{"id":"239","content":" Vic's hella not funny in person. He justs keeps saying 'JEORB'...\n Doode, that's you.\n I DO IT BECAUSE YOU DO IT!\n But I DO IT BECAUSE YOU DO IT!\n But I only do it because you do it when I do it!\n .... we're still talking about sex, right?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"240","content":" It's almost too sweet to consume in mass quantities.\n that's why you sip it, you un-cooth fuck.\n You don't guzzle a fine wine, Cleatus.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"241","content":" There's a TV in the office?\n *sigh*, Vic, you work in, like Siberia, or something...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"242","content":" geeze i haven't been there in a year+ and people still ask for me.. ehhe, who wore the pants there ? me that's who.\n thankfully, none of us wear pants anymore...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Ross"]},{"id":"243","content":" Well... My dad's coming up tonight... It would have been nice to have had his computer at least ready... But it doesn't look like that's happening.\n tell him it's my fault, point him to my house, and tell him I really hate it when people throw cash at my door...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"244","content":" ross, move to a big city, jobs are plentyful.. get a job where you just do the same simple thing and make them you think you are a god.\n like turn water into wine?\n* Ross turns water into water\n fuck.\n hang on, I'll get it...\n* Ross turns wine into piss\n BALLS!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Ross"]},{"id":"245","content":" OMG!\n STUPID WINDOWS STICKY KEYS\n HOW DO I TURN THIS OFF?\n dsafasdf\n AND LSKAFJALSK!\n OMG!!!\n sdf\\SADFFSDSADFSADFSADFASDFasdfasdfSADF\n CAPS ISN\"T ON\n it's like talking to an epileptic typewriter.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"246","content":" Profs don't understand anything.\n No one does.\n Except Vic.\n But he pays the price in looks.\n","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"247","content":" DAMN KEYBOARD!! Be less disgusting if I'm going to type on you and then put my hands in my mouth!!\n","rating":"11","num_votes":"11","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"248","content":" Soon you will get to man bond with Sean, Vic.\n There will be much beards and chest hair.\n And you both have tongues.\n It's amazing how you aren't saying anything dirty, but your insinuations are R rated\n Try not to sweat too much.\n","rating":"12","num_votes":"18","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"249","content":" I hate many things about being human...\n rest & hunger are in the top few...\n \"Now you need to put things in your mouth so they can become feces later!!!\"\n \"Now you need to close your eyes for eight hours so they won't hurt!\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"250","content":" Joanna's watching the chat log. Everyone say hi.\n Or entreat the spirits to a tournament to decide the fate of the earth.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"251","content":" Craig is all the evil in the world incarnate in one english guy...\n So, like Hugh Grant.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Masamune"]},{"id":"252","content":" => select count(*) from porn;\n count\n -------\n 32397\n (1 row)\n not bad..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"253","content":" Dammit! Now I'm all wanting to go find a vanilla smelling girl, and eat her.\n In a platonic way.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"254","content":" With a guy, I feel I'm with one of my own kind.\n Sort of like when I'm with elves.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["RedForce","Masamune"]},{"id":"255","content":" Given a vagina, he wouldn't know what to do\n But given a sword, I would slay you all.\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"256","content":" yep. But either way, someone has to try sexual experiences before they can become comfortable with their sexuality.\n hell, i've frenched a guy. it was pretty normal. course i was pretty drunk.\nbignose was kicked by Masamune (fag)\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Ross","bignose"]},{"id":"257","content":" how about a man's sudden moisture? gross...\n SOME of us consider that moisture totally hot and stimulating.\n that's why you're gay, and we're dry.\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Ross","RedForce"]},{"id":"258","content":" Ross: vagina, clit, G-spot, making them come blah blah blah, so much to worry about.\n who worries? she gets her money and leaves...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["RedForce","Ross"]},{"id":"259","content":" I've seen girls give guys bj's - they have no clue what they're doing.\n *stretch* *grab* *shake* *bite*\n AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! FUCK OFF, LORANA!\n God dammit, I picked the wrong time to join the channel again.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedForce","Ross","MEAT"]},{"id":"260","content":" there are places I will not stick my stick, even if my life depended on it: Nuclear waste, Cleveland, and a guy's anus.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"261","content":" Well any guy I've been with has showered and gotten his crotch nice and fresh...\n So you think guy\/girl sex is hard to set up? Guy\/ass sex? \"Hang on, I have to go shower and remove the SHIT FROM MY ANUS!!!\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedForce","Ross"]},{"id":"262","content":" Vic is illustrating my point - girls that will allow [anal sex] seem few and far between.\n few and far between? Do you even use the internet, James?\n \"FUCK MY ANUS\" \"I LOVE COCKS IN MY ASS\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedForce","Ross"]},{"id":"263","content":" Yes, hence making it Teh Funnay.\n There's only one 'n' in Funay\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"264","content":" quit calling him 'MEAT' when you want to pound him in the ass..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"265","content":" TURBAN!! *gunfire* ... did I get the terrorist?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"266","content":" Ross^_:^_ I downloaded all of those Mogwai songs, yet I have not listened to them.\n well, that's progress. Thanks, Matt.\n Hey, no problem!\n keep me posted, buddy!\n I'll listen to 'em tonight, I suspect.\n great!\n let me know!\n every second of the way!\n tell me the next time you haven't listened to them yet!\n Stop mocking me.\n HEY EVERYONE!! I HAVEN'T LEFT WORK YET!!!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Ross"]},{"id":"267","content":" Acadian Lines Wolfville -> Fredericton = teh expensive...\n $80 each way\n It would be cheaper to build the technodrome and either ride it there or open a portal.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"268","content":" Darrell, go work on your site or something.\n I'll get busted.\n If I look like I'm working they'll know something's up.\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["MEAT","Masamune"]},{"id":"269","content":" Joanna's watching us. No one say 'cock whore'.\n SHIT!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"270","content":" ok, my soldering iron is totally fucked\n I guess he jammed it into his forehead\n YES\n I JAMMED IT INTO MY FOREHEAD\n","rating":"11","num_votes":"11","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"271","content":" I WE SHALL!\n we she he be..\n fuck me\n RIGHT HERE!\n ON THE TABLE!\n I think I'll go sleep now\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"272","content":" i found my watch\n was it under your bed?\n under my subwoofer\n as if you have a subwoofer\n it's part of my computer speaker set\n as if you have a computer\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["webrunner","X"]},{"id":"273","content":" James sucks Donkey Kong.\n No guy has ever asked me to call him that Ross, so shut up\n \"Call me DOnkey Kong, baby... hop over my barrell...\"\n *shakes head*\n \"climb my vine...\"?\n *walks away from Ross*\n \"FEED ME A BANANA...\"?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","RedForce"]},{"id":"274","content":" the hydralisk hidden in the 2nd Night Elf mission shall ensure our victory\n That's a conversation stopper.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["webrunner","Masamune"]},{"id":"275","content":" As the Hard Boiled Action Spelling Cop says, EXCEPT AFTER C, MOTHERFUCKERS. *BLAM*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["webrunner"]},{"id":"276","content":" It's very funny how Jessica throws her sister around.\n It's also funny how she insists I sit with her and watch cartoons.\n But her cartoons are feeble and don't compare to my cartoons.\n If only you knew the power of my cartoons.\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"277","content":" only TNN could associate The Godfather with headbanging punk rock.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["webrunner"]},{"id":"278","content":" You're not a bad enough dude to hang with us and rescue the president.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"279","content":" oh, so Bignose's robot can come into the chat room, but my Frankenstein monster can't? Figures... cock.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"280","content":" Break up with your girlfriend! Be like me! look how happy I am! TRA LA FUCKING LAA!!\n","rating":"28","num_votes":"28","nicks":["Sean"]},{"id":"281","content":" on the box - \"May contain nuts\", product name - \"Big Nut-bar Nut-filled Nut thing wowee!\"\n","rating":"17","num_votes":"17","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"282","content":" we stopped feeding the cat. Expense.\n Then they ate the cat. Savings.\n","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"283","content":" the other day someone told me his dentist's name is Dr. Wily\n His office is inside of a tooth carved into the side of a mountain.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["webrunner","Masamune"]},{"id":"284","content":" So many ways to talk on this channel\n I personally, like to type with my ass.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","ross"]},{"id":"285","content":" My airship sucks ass.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"286","content":" There hasn't been a war here since... what? pre 1700's?\n 1885, dude..\n 1953\n 2005\n* X makes up numbers\n Pfft, those numbers already exist.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","X","webrunner"]},{"id":"287","content":" Look! cars! buildings! no war!\n Cause everyone's dead\n uh huh\n Look, there's nothing moving.\n its.. a.. picture..\n the war might be behind the building.\n","rating":"11","num_votes":"11","nicks":["X","Vic","webrunner"]},{"id":"288","content":" They're not gonna let you IN to Bosnia\n They will if you guys shut the hell up\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"289","content":" Well, I can't marry Jeff cause apparantly he's a minister. How interesting.\n And very very odd.\n And a turn on?\n No.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["RedForce","Masamune"]},{"id":"290","content":" do they, Gandalf?\n IS IT SAFE?\n You've only been gone ten seconds...\n Just answer the question you queer little shit.\n *glassy eyed look of terror*\n I'm in the credits and the previews. Take that you no name hobbit fuckers.\n *grabs mad crotch*\n Bitch.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross","Masamune"]},{"id":"291","content":" See? I'm including in stuff.. and not shunning her.. its no wonder she dumped you.\n ...\n wow, how high was the asshole factor on that comment?\n I can feel the love\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Sean","Masamune","Jo"]},{"id":"292","content":" how do you possibly keep friends?\n wrap them in seran and put them in the freezer?\n That's what I do.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Sean","webrunner","Vic"]},{"id":"293","content":" UGH, Outlook is still hosed.\n I'd rather use Vin Diesel, but he can't connect to an Exchange server. =\/\n you'd be surprised what that man can do.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","X"]},{"id":"294","content":" oh my god, are you still talking?\n Oh my God, are you still awake?\n Oh my God, where did you get that brownie?\n Oh my God, where did you get that boy scout?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","MEAT","webrunner","gutentag"]},{"id":"295","content":" I had this dream... Where it was Photoshop Phriday on Something Awful.\n Then I woke up and cried.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"296","content":" I also watched Lord of the Rings last night\n I imagined I did. I set up my stuffed animals and gave them all names from LotR...\n And made them hike across my apartment.\n They all started yelling at Boromir though.\n And Gandalf, who was a pound puppy, hurled him under the couch.\n The One Ring was an animal cracker.\n I wish I had an animal cracker.\n","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"297","content":" you can't say '9-1-1' these days without some Texan shooting an arab...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"298","content":" You don't like my couch, the next time you come over you can lie on the floor. Or better yet, in the hall. Or better yet, somewhere where you'll be dead.\n","rating":"15","num_votes":"15","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"299","content":" Who's Srbaker?\n No idea\n May I kick it?\n You may do what ever you want to it.\n* Masamune pokes at Srbaker...\n Say something, or I'll kick you!\nsrbaker was kicked by Masamune (Hello. Welcome to #AcadiaGeeks. Next time, answer me. :))\nsrbaker has joined #acadiageeks\n* Masamune glares.\nMasamune sets MODE +b srbaker\nsrbaker was kicked by Masamune (And this is for having auto-rejoin turned on!)\n* Masamune looks content.\n Sean said it was allowed.\n Best kick gutentag, bignose, and Sean then too\n But we know who they are, Vic. There's no need to be cruel.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Vic","Sean"]},{"id":"300","content":" I said \"Yeah. Whatever.\" At least 50% of those words are an affirmative statement.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"301","content":" Here Darrell, a gun...go in that room and play with it for a while.\n * Darrell dissasembles all the rounds, and eats the gun powder\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["RedForce","Vic"]},{"id":"302","content":" Vic, wanna destroy third world countries after work today?\n Just a little\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["RedForce","Vic"]},{"id":"303","content":" I feel like spending today doing whatever in the worl I feel like doing. That'll be exactly as productive as I've been so far this summer doing what I don't want to be doing\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jo"]},{"id":"304","content":" Has anybody seen Signs?\n saw one called a stop sign the other day though..\n seemed to be pretty insistant on that too.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jo","Morthoron"]},{"id":"305","content":" I'm feeling like kicking the universe.\nMasamune was kicked by Vic (In Soviet Russia, Universe Kicks You)\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"306","content":" she asked me the other day \"what's feces?\"\n at 14, i'm quite sure I knew what feces was.\n I was baffled as to how you came to be talking about feces with your 14 year old cousin :)\n Feces was the greatest common factor they share.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Sean","Jo","Masamune"]},{"id":"307","content":" Vic: you hear anything out of Ken or Pete?\n you got his current email\/icq?\n His Yahoo\n His profile says he's \"Male\"\n That's all\n Being male is all he does.\n It's like his calling card.\n \"Ken Eisnor. Male.\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Morthoron","Vic","webrunner","Masamune"]},{"id":"308","content":" I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO DIE, NOT HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"309","content":" jessica wants \"physical activity\"\n like a walk... damn\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"310","content":" WIL WHEATON DOT NET needs to be less of a special needs classroom. OMG. I'm seriously.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"311","content":" tell a man to fish, and he kills himself with the twine. show a man to fish, and he learns something. Maybe not everything, but enough to ask less, if not NO questions next time.\n","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"312","content":" you silenced the Sean, Vic.\n It was pretty easy\n Fucking elves couldn't even do that back in the day.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"313","content":" He thinks I'm not capable of doing this job it seems.\n SEEMS!?!?!\n JAMES IS NOT CAPABLE OF THAT JOB!!!!!!\n howzat?\n font won't go any bigger, James.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedForce","Ross"]},{"id":"314","content":" *gurgle*\n No, digest!!\n *gurgle* *eject*\n god, have better digestion...\n I HAVE TO POOP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"315","content":" Joanna!\n Hi!\n I love that trick.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Jo"]},{"id":"316","content":" Can you imagine if Bob came from IRC instead of the Net?\n 1 cum fr0m teh irc. 2 sex0r and stuff... stfu n00b! mi f0rm4t gaurniern.\n fag0rts r s4y tat teh lu53r si from owtsied teh irc nad hax0r teh gaems for sex0r (plesure) no 1 knoes 4 sur, but i nitend 2 fiend ot! Reabfoofwo!~~fuxor!!!!11\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"317","content":" Where are you trying to connect from that said all connecitons in use?\n mIRC, at home, on eastlink, in canada, on earth, in the milky way galaxy.\n oh... THAT galaxy? Yeah, that won't work.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","webrunner","Ross"]},{"id":"318","content":" the day puberty put hair all over my body is the day I should have stopped trying to apply, and consequently remove, band-aids.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"319","content":" So.. Mom was like \"Want some supper?\" and I was like \"Meh..\" and my cousin goes \"What does 'meh' mean??\" and I'm like \"I think you can figure it out from context\".. and she's all like \"What's context?\"\n seriously.. don't children read anymore?\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"320","content":" Masamune: i'm srbaker.\n srbaker: You sure are.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["srbaker","Masamune"]},{"id":"321","content":" The theme song of this channel to me is definitely Magic Dance by David Bowie. I listen to it constantly while I'm here.\n Of course I listen to it constantly regardless.\n And yet when I slap babies I get arrested.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"322","content":" She loves me. You all go to hell.\n She loves you like she loves her litter box\n it's always there to take shit and smell up her apartment\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"323","content":" I just refreshed my page wondering if I had updated.\n Apparently I didn't.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"324","content":" how much?\n $3000 obo\n a $3000 oboe. A $3000 tuba will also be accepted.\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["srbaker","X","webrunner"]},{"id":"325","content":" I should take E and watch the Rainbow Brite movie again.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"326","content":" i think there's parts of my first car still going around\n ... in orbit\n","rating":"18","num_votes":"18","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"327","content":" It's an absolutely beautiful summer day. Absolutely perfect. I hope you're all going somewhere cool because we're expecting at least 32 degrees this afternoon.\n It's not perfect if I must go somewhere else.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"328","content":" I ride off on my bike at twilight every night.\n Fuck you, ET.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"329","content":" Odd. If I have no sense of smell, then my sense of taste is connnected to the wrong organ.\n You heard it here first.\n Matt tastes things with his wang.\n","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["MEAT","Masamune"]},{"id":"330","content":" Vic = Suck\n Nope.\n Sean = Suck\n oh.. right..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Sean","Vic"]},{"id":"331","content":" Sympatico's mail server needs to fuck off... \"That's not your password.\" \"Yes it is.\" \"No, it's not.\" \"Yes, it is.\" \"I think being a mail server I know a little something about your password.\" \"It is my password.\" \"Dude. That so isn't your password.\" \"I assure you, that is my password.\" \"Okay.\"\n","rating":"16","num_votes":"16","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"332","content":" Perl is for Ring Wraiths\n **Everone laughs as the camera pans out and fades** \"It suuuuure is.\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"333","content":" I'm such a friggin genius\n s - m - r - t!\n Frigging brillian!!\n PISS!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"334","content":" See, I defined an array of the colors so that the array index would correspond to the IRC color code number, so I can make the color substitution in one fell regex\n Sorry, what? I didn't hear you, I was over there NOT GIVING A CRAP!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"335","content":" Vic doesn't do work that involves crouching over in a field under the hot sun all day\n We have sensitive skin...\n it's our nature to hide in dark corners and code.\n* Ross pats his computer screen and murmurs 'my precioussssss'...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"336","content":" So my nutball friend licks me yesterday.\n She even warns me ahead of time that she 'spontaneously licks people'...\n People are nuts.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"337","content":" stupid useless typing-fingers...\n Cut'em off\n ... stupid blood-soaked keyboard.\n stupid typing stumps...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"338","content":" http:\/\/www.swords-online.com\/data\/shop\/images\/NN9991_large.jpg\nwebrunner was kicked by Ross (we don't care about your fucking sword)\nwebrunner has joined #acadiageeks\n .. it wasn't a sword\n swordsonline.com?\n suuuuuuuuuuure...\n IT'S A DAGGER!!!!!\n http:\/\/www.swords-online.com\/data\/shop\/images\/NN9991_large.jpg does this LOOK like a sword?\nwebrunner was kicked by Vic (YES!)\nwebrunner has joined #acadiageeks\n Wow, you must be pretty fucking blind.\n I'm not even looking at them, actually\n Nor I\n we rule\nwebrunner was kicked by Ross (you don't rule)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["webrunner","Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"339","content":"* Ross needs to be able to pay rent in fire and brimstone...\n what's the exchange rate on that shit?\n 250:1\n brimstone's expensive, dude.,\n 'course, fire's gone way down since cave days...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"340","content":" and THAT's how the caramilk secret works...\n I already know, dumbass\n And I'm right and you're not\n alright, YOU explain it without wood nymphs...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"341","content":" The damn p key is broken on my lapptop\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"342","content":" .msg Jo Hehe... I told them we were cybering.\n Oops!!\n SHIT!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"343","content":" Ross and Erin can't afford nice things anymore.\n We got 'Ian'...\n he's... kinda nice.\n fuck.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"344","content":" yeah, but that room is frigid, Bowlby. I hated it in there. My core temp dropped like Jessica's pants.\n BAHAHAHAHAA JESSICA'S PANTS!\n Wait...\n Don't make fun of her pants!\n Sean, not the Jess you're thinking of :>\n thi's one's 10 years old..\n Oh good, 'cause a ten-year-old dropping her pants is much better.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Sean","Masamune","Morthoron"]},{"id":"345","content":" I may know shit-all, but I know how to pronuance things write.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"346","content":" JOANNA!!!\n JOANNA!!!\n JOANNA!!!\n *cue beetlejuice music*\nJo has joined #acadiageeks\n Freaky\n JESUS CHRIST!\n Quick! Send her back!\n Joanna!! JOANNA!! JOANNA!!!!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"347","content":" You guys are very funny\n Jo: Is that sarcasm?\n no.\n \"Darrell is very attractive.\"\n THAT's sarcasm.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jo","Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"348","content":" Laptop sessions = hardware techs pulling part timers from monotinous box work.\n There's nothing monotonous about working a box\n BAD VIC!!!!\n* Ross rubs Vic's nose in that statement\n Sweet\n BAD VIC!!!!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedForce","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"349","content":" one sec...grrrrrrrrrr\n stop growling at clients...\n Can you help me with my...?\n GRAAAAAAAAAAGH!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedForce","Ross"]},{"id":"350","content":" James... I am your father.\n Darrell, you're gay.\n That's where you get it from.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","RedForce"]},{"id":"351","content":" Thinks whenever I make a gay about myself related to being gay, it makes (at least) my co-workers uncomfortable.\n Can I assume that first 'gay' should mean 'comment'?\n James has 'gay' on his mind :)\n So when I gay, we all gay the gay gay. And I said to him \"Gay? Why do gay the gay?\". He didn't know what to gay.\n funny, I understood that...\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["RedForce","webrunner","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"352","content":" So, service pack 3 for Win2k is out\n My laptop is using it... It adds a few weird options.\n Weird?\n \"Would you like to crash now?\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"353","content":" God dammit, I'm fucking rude on IRC.\n I mean... Shit.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"354","content":" How many more hors now Darrell?\n hors = hours\n and hours == whores\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"355","content":" The chip in your neck is a dead giveaway anyway.\n i've hax0red my chip\n now it runs lunix and plays PS2 games\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"356","content":" someone find ross.\n Use the Ross signal! *shines a big bald head logo into the sky*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Sean","Vic"]},{"id":"357","content":" those judges are tards.\n someone go sleep with them\n They're judged by the readers, Ross\n Go sleep with yourself and then vote us up\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"358","content":" Blizzard finally released the night elf box art wallpaper.\n WOOHOO!\n WHO CARES!>?!\n ALRIGHT! SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME NOT TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["webrunner","Ross","X"]},{"id":"359","content":" \"Attention: The following parts of Vic need to shut up. Head. Ass. Left Elbow. That is all.\"\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["webrunner"]},{"id":"360","content":" paint my chicken coop!\n you have no chicken coop.\n ... BUILD ME A CHICKEN COOP!\n","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"361","content":" she made the kessel run in 3 parsecs.. she might not look like much, but she's got it where it counts..\n ... Things you don't say about your girlfriend.\n no, no.. we say them about your girlfriend all the time.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Sean","Vic"]},{"id":"362","content":" are we doing anything after work? (for the 9th time)\n Nope. (for the 9th time)\n you never said no before.. you evaded with \"I'm a ringwraith! WHOO!! JOANNA LOVES ME!! LOOK, I CAN FLY!!\" answers\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Sean","Darrell"]},{"id":"363","content":" My hands feel like they're above a furnace that pumps out moist, awful air.\n That's your crotch.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"364","content":" Jesus H, would somebody please surround Wolfville in a plastic bubble and turn up the A\/C?\n Done\n IT'S STILL HOT*&@#^$&*@#^*\n Oh wait, did you say \"bubble\" or \"colostomy bag\" ?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"365","content":" Lotr is a lot of \"they went here, then they went here, then they ate for three weeks, then they did this.. and then this happened.. and this one time, in rivendell.. \"\n I stuck a ring of power in my...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Masamune"]},{"id":"366","content":" Bah. It's hard to write a work report when Satan is sitting beside you in the 9th circle of the fiery inferno that is my apartment.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"367","content":" someone make Bosnia hire me.\n or Winnipeg.\n or make applying to jobs take no time at all.\n or make me cyntillating and word-savvy when writing cover letters about myself...\n or just kill Darrell or something...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"368","content":"Masamune has joined #acadiageeks\n Masa!\n The return of the King!\n Shh.... Have to pretend I'm working.\n *DING* *DING* *DING* *LOUD NOISES*\n* Masamune kills Vic quietly.\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":[]},{"id":"369","content":" Girl + blanket = boy\n Girl + boy = baby + blanket\n ...\n So... baby = 0?\n I hate math.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"370","content":" I need to acquire food, that's free, and will be prepared for me automatically.\n I think I need a wench.\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"371","content":" *CAW*\n *CAW*\n bang, fuck.. i'm dead\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"372","content":" startx\n crap, wrong keyboard\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ian"]},{"id":"373","content":" I'm over Darrell poking me. Now I can die and indulge Sean's necrophilia.\n Ok, that's disturbing.\n You're disturbing.\n The whole damn system is disturbing.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Ian"]},{"id":"374","content":" It's an elf thing. I need a new character.\n* Masamune hands Ian the dice.\n Alright dice! Stats here I come.\n Don't worry... Ross rolled 0 for his salary score and only 4 for his hair score and he's doing okay.\n .. and I got a job score of 0, with a salary score of 6.. how does that work?\n we all rolled pretty low on the gay, except James.\n I WIN! I WIN!\n Yeah, I rolled low on girlfriend too though. *sigh*\n Ditto.\n Our rolls suck ass.\n This game sucks.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ian","Masamune","Ross","RedForce"]},{"id":"375","content":" There's a mention of a Jessica a lot inhere, and it's not my best friend Jessica, so who isit?\n Either a 19 year old improv person, or a 10 year old midget.\n Together then make... VOLTRON!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["RedForce","Masamune","Ian"]},{"id":"376","content":" \"My systems are called: Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful and Elvis\"\n Elvis is the 8th dwarf\n also known as \"Thrusty\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","X"]},{"id":"377","content":" Shannon should come on IRC.\n Agreed. We need more female here.\n ... and what do you mean by that!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Ian"]},{"id":"378","content":" Vic's been eating for like 6 hours now\n At this rate, he'll dwarf Jupiter in 2 hours.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","MEAT"]},{"id":"379","content":" the caffeine is now hitting me like a wife-beating Texan...i\n Your analogies are like being beaten to death with a rubber chicken\n your jealousy is as transparent as Kylie Minogue's bra.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"380","content":" You think Ross is sexy, right?\n I do.\n I meant her.\n so did I.\n wait, what are we talking about?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"381","content":" that's what I mean. I prefer to have you around, because you're no one's ditz.\n You should talk to DArrell :)\n We do talk... about anime and Care Bears episodes.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","Jo"]},{"id":"382","content":" are you at home or at work?\n omg, asshole.. one word answer\n why does it take so long to deduce\n well.. there's a cat.. so i might be home..\n but.. there's bowlby.. so.. wait.. no.. i might be at work or at home..\n the place is a mess.. no.. that doesn't help either..\n i wish i had some candy\n darrell's an asshole\n pay attention, i think someone's talking to us..\n","rating":"28","num_votes":"30","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"383","content":" GOD DAMN IT MPOWERED!\n YOU STUPID SEA MONSTER!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"384","content":" So\n A needle pulling thread.\n me\n A drink with jam and bread!\n and that will bring us back to Jo\n Jo Jo JO...\n Jo... A beer, a female beer..\n Ray, the ghost buster I'm like...\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","Masamune","Jo","Ian"]},{"id":"385","content":" I'd kill the pope for 35 cents...\n you'd kill the pope for free\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","X"]},{"id":"386","content":" actually, i'm going to go for a drive to see if i can find jessica to tell her off..\n Wow, that will win her affection for sure :)\n pff\n like i'm going to start taking women advice from you\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Ian"]},{"id":"387","content":" yes. I landed the plane, made it stop, and got out, no parachute needed\n Excellent, now make your character go out for a night on the town\n What ARE you guys doing?\n He's playing Battlefield 1942\n I'm being a moron\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["webrunner","Vic","RedForce"]},{"id":"388","content":" I suspect mine is better than Ross' :)\n Everything is Better than Ross. Except for Ross, of course.\n No, I bet even Ross is better than Ross\n Somehow I think Math will break if Ross is an element of the set of things better than Ross.\n That's a chance I'm willing to take\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"389","content":" have fun apcking...\n apcking. I meant to dsay that\n also 'dsay'.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"390","content":" I argue that Sean shouldn't be putting his wang on my coffee table, and that makes me gay.\n I argue that Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer was a deep, intellectually stirring movie, and I'm gay too.\n What gives?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"391","content":" The moral: It's okay to want to fuck a mouse if it's a *smart* mouse.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"392","content":" So, Peroxide disolves ear wax\n it's sweet\n NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"393","content":" Vic smells\n He sure does, guy\n I'm crazy!\n You're too poor to be crazy\n *cape*\n holy crap i hate you guys\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"394","content":" darrell's old living hole could easily be bested by a cargo container.. or a freezer box.. or a piece of plywood\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Sean"]},{"id":"395","content":"* Ross goes to kick the football... Lucy pulls it away.\n AUGH!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"396","content":" Hmmm... just realized I leave for Ottawa in 33 hours.\n Whelp, time for breakfast, and then to once again unleash the packing blitzkrieg.\n To the breakfast-mobile!\n Bagels to power, orange juice to speed!\n Bacon ready for hyperspace jump!\n Quickly Cerealboy, let's go!\nMEAT is now known as MEAT[NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBreakfast]\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"397","content":" There's some bird outside my apartment that sounds like the Sorceress.\n It's all like \"Use your sword, He-Man.\" And \"Squawk!\"\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"398","content":" and I just totally Darrelled up my face while shaving..\n My name is synonymous with many things... All of them unfortunate.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Masamune"]},{"id":"399","content":" I broke the quote database on bash.org.\n Never mind...\n I fixed it.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"400","content":" Tiffany says cordless phones do affect the WAN light sometimes.\n Yeah, but she's a \"girl\"\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"401","content":" this chick smelled totally like Vanilla in a session today, Darrell and I wanted to eat her skin...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"402","content":" Darrell's fine.\n he's talking to a chick right now...\n Now I KNOW you're lying...\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"403","content":" There's a really neat wind outside...\n Or someone's making wind noices.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"404","content":" Good things about breaking a tooth: If I ever meet Viggo Mortensen we'll have something to talk about. That is all.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"405","content":" Are rebuilt teeth as strong as real ones?\n Call Viggo and ask\n Now that you're such close friends\n Hey Viggo... What's up with the fake teeth?\n On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain...\n Wrong number.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"406","content":" Heh, that and you should have used the save point at the top of the hill.\n My save point goes way back.\n I'm seeing how bad I can screw this man up, then I'll reset.\n Next time I go through university I think I'll use the walkthrough.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ian","Masamune"]},{"id":"407","content":" I need to become a telepath\n and less of a sociopath\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedForce"]},{"id":"408","content":" lets do something\n Totally. But I invite company, or encourage outings.\n* Ross[cube] points to the 'cube' reference in his nick...\n you have a cube?\n <- Cube\n <-!!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Ross[cube]"]},{"id":"409","content":" i hate everything\n Even Sean?\n sometimes\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"410","content":" It sucks to surround yourself in weirdos, 'cause then when you need advice, all you get is 'these pants are made of paper, and they feel like denim!'\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"411","content":" armpit livers\n (ones who live in the armpit of canada)\n ((armpit of canada = nb))\n No, that's Corner Brook\n NB = armpit of canada\n We're the sexy crotch of Canada\n there wouldn't be any french people if it was a sexy crotch\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"412","content":" have baby.\n I get to feed her.\n she don't take to the Vanilla COke, though...\n best go back to rum & cokes\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"413","content":" Why are not you storing the date as in integer datestamp??\n didn't bother.\n It's more of a bother to code it for text\n How do you figure?\n Enter text. Text entered.\n Enter date. Make date in right order, make sure date isn't fucked date, tie yellow ribbon round old oak tree...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"414","content":" Ian!\n get outta the bathroom!\n someone type for me!\n *flush*\nIan was kicked by Ross(stop making us make fun of you)\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"415","content":" Damn my sister's hot.\n She be all scottish and shit.\n *scraping sounds*\n Still... she's your sister dude.\n Yeah... But what if I'm adopted.\n *last responses due to Darrell being gay*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Ian"]},{"id":"416","content":" I was painting inside my uncle's barn and the cow was watching me...\n So I painted it.... It just kept watching me.\n Then it pooped.\n Cows are so silly.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"417","content":" I just got an anonymous e-mail with the subject: \"Sometimes, not always, I like the idea of a chick... with a horse.\"\n Who dares me to open the attachment?\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"418","content":" we've got a system crash that we are trying to nail down... in the kernel..\n It was Roos\n He tripped on the power cable\n our servers are in texas... he'd have to have a long leg to get there..\n Have you seen his leg?\n ... I have no response to that.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Morthoron","Masamune","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"419","content":" Dammit. Appreciate my monumentally subtle reference!!\n 'monumentally subtle'?\n IT'S HUGE AND OBVIOUS AND SUBTLE!!!\n","rating":"30","num_votes":"30","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"420","content":" Abba is like the guy's name - some indian dude or somesuch.\n Is his last name 'cadabra?\n Abba Cadabra.\n Yes. Abba Cadabra.\n He wants to reach out and grab you.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Ross"]},{"id":"421","content":" Kirsten Dunst rocks my black ass\n i know.. she's only like 20..\n Wow, really?\n Now she rocks my black ass too.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["X","MEAT"]},{"id":"422","content":" babysitting is easy.\n it's like typing with a watermelon in your lap.\n a crying watermelon that poops a lot.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"423","content":" Joanna, you want to come up?\n Sure... just let me put on a sock.\n And another sock.\n And I'm going to have to breathe first.\n And then stand up.\n Do you really want to come up?\n Of course. But I have to move air molecules out of my way first.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"424","content":" we need to know less whores.\n I know 3.\n 3!!\n that's too many, especially since none of them sleep with me!\n I'm a sidekick.\n Jimminy jillikers, Vic!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"425","content":" Why does darrell make up bad lines that were never in a movie to make fun of hte movie?\n because he doesn't pay attention to what he mocks.\n I HATE VIN DIESEL! He's all \"to infinity and beyond\", and then Markie Post is all \"Shine your love!\"...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"426","content":" I got that crazy japanese chick who's gonna yell at me in a half hour that I didn't give her a new computer...\n MINE COMPUTAH SUCKY SUCKY!!!\n wait, that's just what I hear...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"427","content":" international students think this is the 5-year long welcome center or something...\n \"can you help me get my mail?\"\n \"my movies aren't working.\"\n \"can you pop this for me?\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"428","content":" Hi, I looked you up on IRC and ICQ and email and everything... Visited every page you ever wrote. This Darrell guy, he likes you and is stalking you. Thought you should know.\n Oh dear! Thank you for warning me, guy who is actually the stalker.\n No problem.\n Who you talking to?\n That girl you thought was cute.\n Oh yeah? What's her name?\n *shrug*\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"429","content":" what is area code 902\n where is area code 902\n STOP TALKING TO THE BOT!!\n Vic == promotes scizophrenia.\n Let's have a bot that you can talk to instead of humans!!\n A chat room is for talking to other HUMANS!\n No longer! Wheeee!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"430","content":" K, done messing with the bot, ready to talk to real people\nMasamune has quit #acadiageeks (class)\n See, this is why I favor the bot.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"431","content":" I changed them, Vic.\n well change them back, durango breath\n durango?\n you heard me!\n* Ross breathes durangos... whatever that means.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"432","content":" Vic: I have a +1 karma modifier on Slashdot!\n Sean: Kill me!\n Joanna: Do me!\n* Masamune cries.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"433","content":" If I had one wish, I'd ask to see my resume from the year 2050, to find out who I work for, and apply early.\n 'course, it'd suck if I asked for that and just got back my own obituary from 2003...\n stupid genie.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"434","content":" convert 15 meters to feet\n sally's feet are meters.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"435","content":" millenium falcon with a bear crashing into Orthanc?\n *bear*\n RAAAAAAAGH!\n Holy fuck, it's a bear on the millenium falcon!\n set terrorism status green!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"436","content":" I do no want to nail this chick.\n I thought that was established\n ...anymore\n Exactly\n She's more machine now than man..\n Twisted and evil..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"437","content":" anyone remember what it was that ross wanted? black and white and something else..\n bum sex\n oh yeah\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"438","content":" Doo do dooo doo doood oood ooo!\n* Masamune sings in french.\n french consistes of \"doo do doo\" in darrell's world\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"439","content":" I hear that. I'm specifically searching for darrell quotes now, and all I get is \"* Masamune explodes... *Masamune dies...\"\n* Masamune kills himself.\n see?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"440","content":" *jARED*\n *jihad*\n THE SUBWAY JIHAD!\n the new 'management' is explained.\n there's a hair in my sub.\n \"there's a whole beard in mine!\"\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"441","content":" be sean\n darrell is gay\n LOL\n It's not funny. :\/\n statistically it's a popular sean response\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"442","content":" this guy comes in and asks where the dry cleaner moved to, and I tell him, and he says 'Bless you'.\n I think 'wtf', and we discuss what person would say that.\n I figure he's maybe some sociopath who's trying to wash blood off his clothes from his last victim.\n Then Bowlby says 'yeah, and maybe 'bless you' is what he says to his next victim each time...'\n Bowlby sucks...\n I'm scared out of my tree, now.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"443","content":" guess who's online.... :>\n Who, Ken?\n yup... he's trying to get into the channel..\n \/jon #acadiageeks\n \/jion #acadiageeks\n \/oinj #acadiageeks\n Dammit!\n \/server weork!!!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Morthoron","Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"444","content":" but if 'ross' was a command, I'd be stoked.\n 'go ross that file'\n the command just makes all your files poor and bald...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"445","content":" Dad read the letter the first dentist sent to him... Apparently it's up to this doctor I haven't seen yet whether or not they can actually build up what's left, or just tear it out and put in a gold one.\n And I'm all like, \"Go for the gold.\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"446","content":" Shit. Here comes Craig again.\n HELLO, DOES DARRELL COME HERE WHEN HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING? I MEAN I AM DARRELL, NOT HIS BOSS.\n HE IS NOT IN THE BOILER ROOM! I MEAN I'M NOT.\n IT'D JUST BE FOR THE BEST IF NO ONE LOOKED IN THE BOILER ROOM FOR ANYONE...\n","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"447","content":" I'm capturing Pokemon. Go away.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"448","content":" Heh, I wanna see old Atari games as movies.\n Like E.T.\n No, wait...\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"449","content":" BAGGINS!!\n well, baggins is in the Shire.\n SHIRE!!!\n hmmm... shire is where Baggins is....\n good thing Sauron didn't ask i-bot instead of Gollum...\n FUCK YOU, GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"450","content":" be Vic\n *random technical advance*\n *my yopy can now send messages to Jupiter*\n i've overclocked my cat to run on steam\n My sneezes smell like rotton melon.\n *I can download ogg's to my shoes, and have the sound come out my ass*\n my toilet is made of hair and gross\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","X","Masamune"]},{"id":"451","content":" Yesterday there were all these weird insects with long legs and it was weird...\n Those are 'girls', Darrell...\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"452","content":" anyone know what rhe new postal code is for wolfville?\n H0H 0H0\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Morthoron"]},{"id":"453","content":" Bowlby has clients to cut off, you can't expect him to provide service to a non-paying employee like you, Ross. :P\n Yeah. *nods*\n You're a free loader, Ross!\n HWANNNGH!\n ...\n Who am I mocking?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"454","content":" whats up?\n up is adj. 1. Working, in order. \"The down escalator is up.\" Oppose down. 2. `bring up' vt. To create a working version and start it. \"They brought up a down system.\" 3. `come up' vi. To become ready for production use.\n stupid bot.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"455","content":" I think hunger makes me irritable.\n also idiots make me irritable.\n cars, lawnmowers, hairdyers... air... just about everything, actually\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"456","content":" I overheard this girl at the bar Friday night say \"Hosed\", and I looked at her and said \"You're from NS, aren't you?\" and she's like \"Yeah, how'd you know?\" =)\n And then she loved my 14\" of Meat.\n No wait.\n That was my dream.\n the 14\" or how she loved it?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","X"]},{"id":"457","content":" Apparently the guys downstairs are giving us free steaks, in exchange for letting them use our barbeque. Fair deal, I'd say.\n except how they're monkey steaks.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["MEAT","X"]},{"id":"458","content":" we choose our friends at whim, and exclude anyone who doesn't meet our standards of social interaction.\n fuck knows why I got in.\n The tap-dancing orangutan got cancer, so we got you.\n i miss that monkey\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","X"]},{"id":"459","content":" chicks need to start coming to the USC to pick up the guys at the desk.\n instead they're all \"FIX MY PASSWORD! MAKE DVD WORK! *SHRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEK*\n BACK! FELL BANSHEE!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","X"]},{"id":"460","content":" i found toilet paper\n my parents are like squirrels..\n So - it was in their cheeks?\n at one point, perhaps..\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"461","content":" Joanna's just being difficult.\n She thinks I'm all disgusting too.\n She's all like \"AAAAH!!! HIDEOUS MONSTER!!\"\n And throws holy water at me.\n And it burns, guy.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"462","content":" soon you will have nothing but a cracker and a walnut\n She ate the walnut.\n dibs on the cracker\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Masamune"]},{"id":"463","content":" if that's how mature people talk, I want to learn to wet my pants on cue...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"464","content":" fuckin' Jake Lloyd!!!\n Jake probably OD'd in his trailer.\n his note read 'Lucas kept making me say 'whoopee!'...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"465","content":" Like that instant rice.\n You buy it thinking you can go, \"RICE MAGIC!\" and have it turn into steaming plate of rice.\n But no... You read the directions and its like \"boil for a minute or two\"\n And I'm like \"A MINUTE OR TWO??! YOU SAID INSTANT YOU LYING WHORE!!!!!\"\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"466","content":" * X needs media broken down into chunks his brain can deal with\n ... completely unlike the procedure for putting things in my ass...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"467","content":" Make hub have money so I can get my cheque.\n Only I want my cheque in cash.\n and I want the cash in Jello.\n And I want the jello in PURE GOLD!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"468","content":" So I battled the clogged sink of the ages last night\n Clogged with dishes?\n No, the drain... clogged with things I'm glad I didn't have to see\n Stop pooping in it, sicko!\n It's not *my* poop!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"469","content":" Remember my motto... LAUGHTER is the best medecine... You know? And... Unless you're a diabetic... And then... INSULIN.\n You need to hear his voice.\n It's his voice.\n insulin is in his voice?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"470","content":" Her and chip aren't an item anymore\n Chip got all clingy\n 'clingy'...\n 'wanted to talk after sex'...\n And tiff was all \"Jesus, I just want sex! fuck off!\"\n Where's Tiff's number?\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"471","content":" i found my hoodie\n hiding from me\n where was it?\n on the couch\n In plain view.\n shut up\n it was hiding\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Ross","Masamune"]},{"id":"472","content":" I wear the fine threads.\n sometimes woven into clothes.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"473","content":" I just gave Fidel Castro print credit\n Did he offer you a cigar?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"474","content":" this girl is wearing a serious lack of top..\n so ross is all \"ew, that's gross\"\n I'm not 'that's gross', I'm all 'put some pants on, no one wants to fuck you, and even if they did, you wouldn't fuck them, you bitchy tease.'\n dude, get a better girlfriend\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"475","content":"* Ross is a wicked-hax0ring mp3 bitch\n Wow, Ross can use a wave editor... *clap* *clap*\n shut up... it's catching it before it goes shitty thats the trick...\n without making it sound like ass.\n you sound like ass\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"476","content":"* Ross gets those heart-paddles that George Clooney uses...\n CLEAR!\n *ZAP*\nVic has quit #acadiageeks(brb)\n shit, I missed, and killed Vic!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"477","content":" Joanna == striptease\n meow\n* X needs a cold shower\n * Vic needs a shower.\n but for a much more frightening reason\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","X"]},{"id":"478","content":" fuck, I wish I was a racist...\n you wish?\n I'm not, so I just call them dumb-ass asians. Instead of saying 'GET THE JAPS OUT!'\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","X"]},{"id":"479","content":" anyone who shouts 'fagort', doesn't really have tourrettes.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"480","content":" You can be a virgin and still be a stripper.\n Vic is of course talking from personal experience.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"481","content":" we should all have action figures\n A professor Xavier or Picard would do for Ross..\n Or a dildo.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Masamune"]},{"id":"482","content":" You have to mow your lawn?\n At an apartment?\n Do they decrease your rent for doing this?\n it's like five square feet, Vic. Not all of us sweat when we walk to the fridge real fast.\n as if vic can walk real fast\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross","X"]},{"id":"483","content":" why did Ross say \"bitch loves the ebony cock\"?\n because there was a girl who was hanging around with a black dude.. and he's dirty\n and she was all \"whee!', and he was all \"baby...'\n it was like Luther Vandross dating Cher...\n y'all gonna make me lose my mind.\n up in heeyah.. up in heeyah\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jo","X","Ross"]},{"id":"484","content":" he's a guy who's gonna get me and Sean jobs in h-fax...\n Doing what?\n being... l33t.\n computer shit, Matt... it's technical.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","MEAT"]},{"id":"485","content":" \"Speedy Glass - if it's glass, we fix it\"\n \"YARRR. How bout me glass eye?\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"486","content":" marijuana.\n I have been known to partake of the wacky tobaccy.\n you have freaking not.\n you point fans away from you because the fresh air is too potent...\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"487","content":" I almost crossed over into another dimension or something this afternoon.\n Take pictures next time\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"488","content":" I'm leaving now. But you can all read about penises in my absence.\n Thus fulfilling the prophecy.\n The one about penises.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"489","content":" Dr. Zhang lives in my building.\n who tf is Dr. Zhang?\n We met when he was coming up the driveway. He said he'll visit sometime.\n call us when you get Dr. Zaius in your building...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"490","content":" (o)(o)\n (O)(O)\n (o)(o)\n (O)(O)\n (o)(o)\n her nipples are yawning.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"491","content":" I'm tired of keeping this urine bottled up inside me. Back in a bit.\n I thought that said \"Back up a bit.\"\n And that was horrifying.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"492","content":" stop french kissing me, Ross\n I'm kissing you with the mouth that DOESN'T have mono...\n ie: my anus.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"493","content":" why are you pasting porn?\n I thought I'd share the wealth... last time I do that... jerk\n yeah, i find it difficult to find porn on the internet.\n See, this is why I was helping\n very noble.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"494","content":" so.. a person comes into the support center today, with their cock in their laptop..\n and starts pissing in it right there\n and i'm like 'menngh?'\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"495","content":" How to tell if there is porn on your computer.\n 1) Do you own a computer?\n If you answered yes to any of these questions then you may have pron on your computer.\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"496","content":" \"Poppy Cock\"\n dude, i don't want to hear about your father's genitals\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"497","content":" I'm like a huge static electricty capacitor\n a huge smell capacitor, too\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"498","content":" Too bad I'm not Astroboy anymore, you vomitous, lactose spewing boob.\n lactose-spewing boob?\n even Vic wouldn't find that sexy....\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"499","content":" Show them you're a tiger...\n Show 'em what you can do.\n The taste of Sauron's Ruling Ring!\n Brings out the Ring Wraith in you!\n","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"500","content":" Hmm. Well, what can I say - YMMV.\n Your Men May Vomit\n You May Molest Vic.\n Young Moist Mary Vincent\n You Mangled My Vagina.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"501","content":" What do you care? You're not even a student anymore?\n What do YOU care, you're not even alive anymore\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune[Dead]","Vic"]},{"id":"502","content":" LOZ-ENGE\n I don't think you're using that word properly...\n i-bot websters lozenge\n lozenge may be sought at http:\/\/smac.ucsd.edu\/cgi-bin\/http_webster?lozenge\n see #4\n A small, medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly in the mouth to lubricate and soothe irritated tissues of the throat.\n I stand corrected.\n As is often the case\n A figure with four equal sides, having two acute and two obtuse angles; a rhomb.\n Yeah - that's NOT what i'm eating\n my favorite: Lozenge: Anything in the form of lozenge.\n wtf?\n That's brilliant\n lozenge == lozenge?\n that's like the help system in most BIOSes\n A duck is sommething that looks like a duck.\n \"How do we know if it looks like a duck?\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"503","content":" Kevin is that black woman from the NY Connect ads on FOX\n \"Ma cuzins' fault\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"504","content":" I could take an easier course and get a better mark.\n And it would own.\n or you could slack off and not take courses\n That too\n But then I'm no closer to being a prof with a pipe.\n *chomps pipe*\n seriously, look at vic.. he cried for a degree and got one\n can't you just whine for your masters?\n Masters in whining.\n OMFG!\n First of all - you know the situation... and the rearrangement was offered, I didn't whine.\n Second... YOU DID THE SAME THING!\n Not precisely\n pretty much\n i only took half of your whining precident\n and I didn't have to whine, you laid the foundation.. I was just like \"what Vic said.\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","X","Vic"]},{"id":"505","content":"* Vic - Linux Guy\n* Vic -> Linux Guy\n* Vic = Linux Guy\n Vic - Linux Guy + Linux Gay = James\n QED\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"506","content":" Way to go windows - not even warning me about setting 1234 as a user password\n heh\n you can set '' as a password\n \"Windows 2000 is Secure!\"\n Username: Administrator\n Password: \"\"\n Welcome to Windows!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"507","content":" it's a pain in the ass already when webchat says that geeks is updated!\n I don't want it saying 'Vic wrote something' or 'MEAT wrote something' every nine seconds...\n Like I update my page every nine seconds\n maybe I'm just sour poop...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Sour_Poop","Vic"]},{"id":"508","content":" I seriously don't get what Shannon's talking about.\n \"DARRELL'S NEVER BEEN DRUNK, BUT JOANNA. STOP SAYING I NEED CODDLING!!1!11!\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"509","content":"* Sour_Poop = GAY\n Seriously.\n DISREGARD THAT STATEMENT, I SUCK COCKS\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"510","content":" Hi!\n Hi!\n* Masamune grabs Joanna's ass.\n* Masamune giggles and runs away with Joanna's ass.\n what a strange image\n* Masamune marries Joanna's ass on a Mississippi steam ship.\n meanwhile joanna's legs and torso are bleeding profusely in Wolfville\n* Masamune returns Joanna's newly-wed ass to the rest of Joanna.\n There, now we're joined at the hip!\n and I've died from blood loss\n* Masamune licks up the delicious, wasted blood.\n *vampire face*\n *wheatabix*\n ...\n* Masamune looks up.\n* Masamune tries to look innocent and not weird.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jo","Masamune"]},{"id":"511","content":" Tentacles.\n Is there anything better?\n I like Not Tentacles more.\n Not not tentacles is better still.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","MEAT"]},{"id":"512","content":" \"If one of your children is killed playing with a chemistry set, make a game of it by challenging your surviving children to reanimate him or her.\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"513","content":" Anyone know\/remember how to set up columns in postgres that are relational to a column from another table?\n Got it. Thanks ya big sacks of stupid :P\n Ugly bags of mostly stupid.\n That would be the majority of students at Acadia\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"514","content":" *shockwave*\n *rupture*\n *climax*\n ...\n ...\n *ERUPT*\n ...\n I miss Bob...\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"515","content":" Yes, that's good - you should redo it with an anti-aliased font though...\n All them jaggies be ugly\n ANTI-ALIASED FONTS!!! OMG!!! *SLURSH*\n Yes\n Smooth is good - that's why we likes the ladies\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"516","content":" nah, let's just make fun of Vic.\n it's easier to make fun of NotVic\n I'd rather not make fun of NotVic.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"517","content":" it's funny 'cause Matt's friends in his comments bit on his page are really dumb and\n s'pose it'd just be like us trying to teach Durl about sex...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"518","content":" Splort. That's the sound of meat (MEAT) creaming.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"519","content":" French Math? \"Deux grenouilles pluse deux grenouilles = la souper!! OHOHOHOHOHOH\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"520","content":" Just when I think I'm having an epiphany on this problem - it dissappears\n just like sex..\n That's not an \"epiphany\"\n oh\n You'd know if you had gotten some :P\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"521","content":" battered women\n Mmm\n That shouldn't remind us of fast food... should it?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"522","content":"* Masamune hits Vic with a board with a nail through it.\n* Vic 's meta-phasic shealding thwarts the board and nail easily\n* Vic will spell shielding correctly nexct time\n* Vic will spell NEXT correctly NEXT time too\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"523","content":" i'm applyign for that position in fredlictong\n er\n i swear to god that was a typo\n","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"524","content":" NO GOOD CAN COME FROM HAVING SEX WITH ROSS!\n This is so true\n Look what it turned Erin into :P\n hahahahahah... Vic made a funny.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"525","content":" if you put rubbing alcohol on your finger and set it on fire it doesn't burn you right away\n Same as if you soak a kleenex\n like you do every morning?\n More or less\n *cough*\n But THAT doesn't burn at all\n you've tried?\n No dude\n oh\n I kid\n me either, then..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"526","content":" I just found a cheesie on the floor and ate it.\n It was awful.\n But somehow exciting.\n cause now you may have set the fuse on your death\n \"Student found dead in apartment, rancid cheesie blamed for gruesome carnage\"\n \"Hostess\/Frito-Lay refuse comment\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"527","content":" They've propsed a draft for Fortran 2000... come on guys - GIVE IT UP!\n Cobol2k\n CobolXP\n COBOLRG\n that sounds like a robot from the future\n COBOLRG SMASH!!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X","Ross"]},{"id":"528","content":" You need to stop putting up your 9\/11 one-liners... :P\n TURBAN!!! Arab terrorist. Motherfucker texan shoot patriot terrorist freedom!\n Now that's comedy!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"529","content":" scenes from a hat: \"Topics for Darrell's Thesis\"\n \"The front brake... is the LEFT one... the back brake... is on the RIGHT\"\n women who will sleep with me.. chapter one.. ... ... chapter one.. ... hrm.. chapppteeer... onnnnee....\"\n ...\n You guys are such balls of suck.\n You're like suckage singularities.\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Ross","X","Masamune"]},{"id":"531","content":" When Erin Leaves?\n yes, erin's planning on moving back home in december\n That's kinds sucky for Ross, ne?\n how so?\n She'll be somewhere else?\n yes.\n They're still together, right?\n indeed.\n well then\n i'm not seeing the downside here..\n Fine then\n it's a weird situation, Vic.\n I guess\n you know, weird.. where she wishes to kill and eat him\n Oh - THAT\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X","Ross"]},{"id":"532","content":" all I got in my inbox this morning was 'WANT TO FUCK YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS?'\n That was an opt-out email... I hope you replied.\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Ross","Masamune"]},{"id":"533","content":" If the jobs are showing up in the queue then it's probably something between the computer and the printer.\n Y'know?\n DIG IT?!\n* Masamune snaps into a slim jim.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"534","content":" funny how logic owrks like that. \n owrks\n ORCS!\n* Zutroy gets out his bow \n BEWARE THE LOGIC ORCS!\n* MEAT unsheathes his glowing blue sword\n what does the great eye command, my lord? \n \"proofs. proofs by induction\" \n \"What news from Mordor, my lord?\" \"We must build a proof worthy of Mordor!\"\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Zutroy","MEAT"]},{"id":"535","content":" Haha, that'd be great - \"Cut off a limb, and help support the fight aginst Leprosy.\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"536","content":" Darrell - can you find an editor icon for matt similar to the ones you fond for the rest of us - probably a picture of a steak or something\n Or a wang. \n no, no wangs\n Alright. \n I LOVE THE WANG!\n LETS GO GET SOME NICE HARD COCK.. I MEAN SUPPER.. SHIT, WHAT DID I SAY?\n","rating":"12","num_votes":"12","nicks":["Vic","MEAT","THE_ELVES"]},{"id":"537","content":" Then I bitch slapped that fucking lizard, and she started validatin' my certificizzyates. Beyotch.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"538","content":" anything I have to do today, I don't do. Because the me who will exist tomorrow can deal with it.\n so the me from today can slack off and do nothing.\n the only problem there is, the me from tomorrow is a similar version of me, who is equally lethargic.\n it's a vicious cycle.\n That's deep dude.\n* MEAT eats more brownies\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Zutroy","MEAT"]},{"id":"539","content":" i'm going to sleep, I think\nTHE_GOGGLES is now known as MATT_IS_A_HOMOSEXUAL_IN_THAT_HE_LIKES_SEX_WITH_MEN (~sean@nat43-173.mpoweredpc.net)\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["THE_GOGGLES"]},{"id":"540","content":" hopefully it won't break my innocence today \n Heh, innocence.\n I'm not that innocent!\n *holds breath* *expand*\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Zutroy","MEAT"]},{"id":"542","content":" \"Durl with a fiddle, and a girl in the bed, Ross with a guitar, and a bald shiny head. Sean strums the guitar, Jon plays the bass, and Meat is somewhere out there, lost in fucking space! Hey!\"\n <\/stupid country song>\n that ruled.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Zutroy"]},{"id":"543","content":" Hmm, I'm having a hellof a time with this webcam.\n It eiter looks at the ceiling or my crotch.\n Crotch! Crotch!\n I mean...\n Ceiling! Ceiling!\n ross can't tell the difference between your cieling or your crotch\n AW! MATT! Pull up your pants! Oh wait.. that's his elbow..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Branflakes","X"]},{"id":"544","content":"* MEAT searches for a brace for the webcam \n I vote for Matt's crotch as the brace.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"545","content":" I'd think shannon would be better at catching things in her mouth..\n ...?\n HA!\n smarties.\n where smarties are smaller than, oh... say... COCK!\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["X","MEAT","Zutroy"]},{"id":"546","content":" I'll try and be darrell.\nMEAT is now known as Masamune\n then we don't have a MAtt.\n I'll be schizophrenic.\nMasamune is now known as MasaMEAT\n I'm an Elf with A BIG FUCKING CAWK. \n When I'm not listenng to rammstein, I like to photoshop things and let my motherboard burn up! Then I'll complain about how much life sucks and go to my government job!\nMasaMEAT is now known as MEAT\n I'm gonan fucking stop that before I scare myself. \n no Matt.. continue, we all laugh.\n then Maggie laughed, she's sucha little trooper.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Zutroy","Masamune","MasaMEAT"]},{"id":"547","content":" Matt? This is Shannon. I love you, honey! \n Vic? This is Darrell. I LOVE YOUR FINE COCK!\n","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":["Branflakes","Zutroy"]},{"id":"548","content":" so I go get candy at Muddy's, and the girl says 'we're out of bags'.\n so I go 'huh' and then suit up my pockets, being all Neo in that scene with the guns...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"549","content":" oh man.. \n *EXIT*\n STOP PURGING!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"550","content":" why are the pdfs so blurry?\n Turn up the resolution somewhere\n trying myself\n I'd like to try Vic, too.\n * Vic tries himself.\n I'm great!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"551","content":" Sean: Set my password on onefish to something.\n passwd matt\n something\n something\n all tokens updated\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"552","content":"* Vic = Linux poster boy\n yeah, you got the stink lines and everything.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"553","content":" Rapunsel! Starring Sinead O'Connor as Rapunsel!\n *pubes*\n \"Rapunsel, Rapunsel, let down your... WTF!?! GRAAAAAHG!\"\n \"THEY'RE ALL CURLY AND COURSE! ARRRRRRRGH!\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"554","content":" the internet seems pretty boring if you're not downloading new software or watching naked girls\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"555","content":" wow - check out the machine on TLC\n that means i have to turn on the tv.. and turn around..\n fuck that..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"556","content":" I believe that there is a dragon, and he is in my foot.. and he's breathing flame upon it, causing it to become red and swollen..\n Or its that you keep hitting it with a hammer..\n No no.. dragon..\n","rating":"16","num_votes":"16","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"557","content":" there's probably one jumper with just 1 pin.\n put it on there, if you want to stick it somewhere..\n or just leave it on master\n Or put it in a film canister with all your other spares\n Or eat it.\n or eat it\n I like stories.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"558","content":" Krista's mom's birthday present for me showed up today...\n was it more condoms?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"559","content":" God... I've got that fucking river song stuck in my head.\n Shut up, Pocahontas.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"560","content":" you don't have ASP support? :)\n Yes, we do on our win2000 server, but I wouldn't touch that with your wang.\n you'd touch anything with my wang.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"561","content":" then again, if someone were to just release the bible now, christians would burn it..\n the bible is full of incest and torture and pedophilia..\n \"gimme that old time religion\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"562","content":" I should put on pants.\n why?\n I don't know.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"563","content":" It all went downhill since vic left\n You're Vic.\n I KNOW\n","rating":"18","num_votes":"18","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"564","content":" Hey! There's a tree in the USC!\n No, wait... That's Gary Meister...\n OMG! There's a tree behind him!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"565","content":" I wonder how Ross is doing.\n no doubt on the groud, twitching.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"566","content":" VICVICVICIVIVIVCIVCIVICVICVCIVICIVCIVICIVICIVIIVICVICIV!\n WHAT?!\n you're gay\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"567","content":" this just in, men in china can pay 3800$ to have a womb \"installed\" and get pregnant.\n WHAT!?!\n where's the fetus gonna gestate? you'll keep it in a box?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Ross"]},{"id":"568","content":" Er... Sean.. I'll be home a little later.. meeting a buddy for din din\n Sally's telling Sean when she'll be 'home'?\n hehe\n *wink*\n have I been replaced already?\n Yes Ross.. I'm cheating on you\n Sean cooks erin's food? changes kitty litter, takes out the compost, now?\n I don't need to come home at all, anymore.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BG","Ross","X"]},{"id":"569","content":" I just drew a picture.\n I believe it symbolizes the way I look at the universe.\n It is a bearded sun octopus gazing upon a laser beam, holding up a severed leg, the boot of which is glued to an overturned crescent moon, from which is hanging a star by another laser.\n A UFO is flying by amidst some Super Mario-like clouds, and a giant flying fish is watching it.\n I'm normal!\n","rating":"27","num_votes":"27","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"570","content":"* Masamune does the dance.\n THE dance.\n Not the other dance\n stop pointing at your crotch\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"571","content":" what did you guys do last night?\n played games, watch movies.. watched darrell try to get drunk..\n did he succeed?\n he's too huge to be drunk\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"572","content":" Joanna and her dad fear to come home today.\n I'd fear to come home if you were waiting for me, too\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"573","content":" its icy out \n How is it icy out?\n at 0'c, water goes through a phase transition to a solid state, which we commonly call ice. Ice has a low friction coefficient, making a vehicle difficult to control.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Masamune"]},{"id":"574","content":" We should make blogs that exist solely to mock Vic's blog.\n I bought some more Star Trek Season Six DVD sets. You can never have enough of those, and I had a few dollars left on my visa, so I thought I could buy some more stuff.\n Visa. It's there to be spent.\n I bought a new spoon today. It's smooth, sleek shape delivers food to my face with great efficiency.\n On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate this new Sony spoon 113!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","X"]},{"id":"575","content":" So internet... where's the sean?\n \"The sean isn't here right now, Mrs. Torrence\"\n ... stop calling me Mrs. Torrence.\n \"RED RUM!\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"576","content":" I can't help but notice I'm not going to bed.\n bed sits there... yawning it's funny yawns.\n Mine's all \"Stop putting bodies in me.\"\n And I tell it to fuck itself.\n Whatever!\n I hide corpses where I want!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Ross","Masamune"]},{"id":"577","content":" are poo and ass taken?\n Ermm... care to expand that question a bit?\n simpsons?\n* MEAT stares blankly\n you're killin' me, smalls..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","MEAT","X"]},{"id":"578","content":" \"I thought the Erin character was a bitch right from the start.\"\n \"We tried to get Emma Watson to play her part, but.. well.. we couldn't\"\n \"Then we tried Salma Hayek.\"\n \"But she wouldn't show her boobs.\"\n \"so she was perfect for the role\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","X","Ross"]},{"id":"579","content":" *The story continues on disc 2*\n* MEAT inserts disc 2\n Not into your rectum.\n Disc 2. Plays in your player, not your rectum!\n Disc 2 cleans your rectum for up to FOUR MONTHS!\n Disc 2... the action hero for your rectum.\n \"Wow! Your rectum is so clean!\"\n \"I just washed it... Four months ago!\"\nVic has joined #acadiageeks\n Speaking of clean rectums...\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","MEAT"]},{"id":"580","content":" So... no word from Jean yet.\n Try the phone\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"581","content":" If you kiss a random spot in the universe there's a 71% chance of kissing her ass.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"582","content":" I'm typing using my hair folicles\n Get your crotch off the keyboard.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"583","content":" at least your friends aren't deluded :P\n MY friends aren't DELUDED!?!\n I'm a wizard.\n","rating":"33","num_votes":"33","nicks":["Vic","Ross","Masamune"]},{"id":"584","content":" Tell me about it - I have difficulty drawing stick men.\n *line* *circle* *pentagram* \"FUCK!\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"585","content":" tv = gay\n watch playboy, not playgirl\n oh\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"586","content":" Ian's that kind of dog food that your dog won't eat =)\n that's pretty bad\n dogs eat anything\n more things than vic does\n Keep your dog food... and I get your baby!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"587","content":"newbie has joined #acadiageeks\n haha stfu n00b\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"588","content":" Ross == Non Stop Fun.\n actually, Ross == Non Sufficient Funds.\n but... the acronyms are the same.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"589","content":" ooh.. new gba looks much less useless\n It looks like a Yopy\n ooh.. built in battery\n like a Yopy\n its.. tiny\n ... like a Yopy\n shut UP!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"590","content":" whers' that pic of eli trying to get out of his laptop.\n it's in someone's scratch dir.\n what?\n whers' that pic of eli trying to get out of his laptop.\n in the scratch dir\n on what fricken server.\n the server with the scratch dir\n that's what i thought.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"591","content":" who here did i give my rats to, i forget.\n me\n then my father was allergic to them..\n so who has them now ?\n I couldn't find anyone else to take them, so i gave them to the pet store\n ah, cool.\n don't know why that poppped into my head.\n maybe one of them is trying to contact me.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"592","content":" Who wants to be a millionaire?!\n Vic wants to marry that Joe Millionaire guy\n uh, no\n he's a fake\n My man better have REAL money!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","X","Vic"]},{"id":"593","content":" :w\n er\n wrong keyboard\n I thought that was a smiley.\n And you were making that face again.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Masamune"]},{"id":"594","content":" ok, who's ready for too much information ? i just took a shit and the splash was so big, i had to wipe behind my nuts.\n* MEAT smites that from the logs.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"595","content":" just finished yesterday's comic\n er\n tomorrow\n wtf\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"596","content":" I gave my love a sandwich...\n and it was allergic to the grains in the bread\n I gave my love a shovel...\n and it dug a pit and shoved me in\n I gave my love a ladder...\n and it scaled my fortress and invaded me\n I gave my love a million dollars...\n and it blew it on shoes and charged me interest payments\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"597","content":"Ross has quit #acadiageeks (if there were ever a time I wish Tourette's syndrome was sexually communicable... this is it)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"598","content":" It's really fun when they yank out wisdom teeth.. especially when they do a pre-emptive strike and remove them before they've erupted from the jaw bone..\n ah the sound of bone snapping..\n um... they're supposed to do that under general anesthetic...\n Not in Singapore.. there they just cane you into submission\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["BG","Vic","X"]},{"id":"599","content":" Just get me where it says on the ticket.\n Teeth out of face.\n You need them ALL removed?\n just use a blender and a straw\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"600","content":" Sean: Do you have Jessica's number?\n of course he does\n he's her pimp now\n Know if she's home? :P\n of course he does\n he's her pimp now\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune","Vic"]},{"id":"601","content":" Ross = hawt\n hawt?\n HAWT!\n hawt = hot?\n* X sexx0rs Ross\n stop looking at my ass.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Ross"]},{"id":"602","content":" I want to make her bleed rectally.\n You got a knife or something?\n No, I mean...\n I fucking know what you mean.\n \"I want... (acha acha) to stick my penis... (acha)...\"\n \"I see, I see... you want me... (acha) to put my penis... (acha) in... your head.\"\n MiG: 'Men in Girls'\n DAMMIT BRAIN! SHUT THE FUCK UP!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Masamune","Ross"]},{"id":"603","content":" semoeno switchod my o and e koys!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"604","content":" so... we were talking about being able to open jars and stuff, and Lauren says \"I'm my house's jar opener\", and again, I double-over laughing.\n I just picture her family walking up to her, putting a jar under her chin and cranking on her head.\n That's not how it works?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross","Vic"]},{"id":"605","content":" she's a weird girl, alright.\n we stayed out last night for a while, her talking about what she looks for in a man.\n as I read the letter, I realized I had none of them.\n But I have other virtues, father.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Ross"]},{"id":"606","content":" Ever look in your fridge?\n i've looked in YOUR'S\n Close the door!\n Pass the cat!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"607","content":" I say.. bloody good show, old chap..\n because.. it's cultured..\n get it?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"608","content":" Indeed, a perfectly ironic day to end my week.\n That's not irony.\n Shut up Vic. Go play Quack.\n But it's NOT!\n *sniff*\n Stupid people... *pets irony* They don't understand you... Not like I do...\n It's mine... mmmmyyyyyy iiiirrronnnyyy.,..\n Irony? ... It's been called that before... but not by you.\n What business is it of yours how I'm a gimp in front of my own friends?!\n There's no reason to get angry.\n *KICK*!!!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Masamune"]},{"id":"609","content":" I want a 19\" monitor\n my porn's not big enough\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"610","content":" kevin's trying to pronounce an asian student's name..\n Zow?\n Schioiugh\n Zoiw?\n Schioiugh\n Steve?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"611","content":" \/dev\/hda2 480M 68M 386M 15% \/\n \/dev\/hda3 17G 2.1G 14G 13% \/usr\n \/dev\/hda4 350M 16M 316M 5% \/var\n er\n woops\n do \/etc\/shadow next\n ok!\n vic:FUCKVIC:1243:432:12334:::\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"612","content":" ooh.. she's online\n what's a non-threatening way to start talking to her?\n \"... and then I'll stick my ovapositor down your throat... but I'm not an alien!\" ?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"614","content":" You forgot one very important thing, mate...\n I'm captain Jack Sparrow.\n Hep!\n Triple muh!\n OMG!\n HEP!\n HO!\n This must be what it feels like to be MEAT at 2am.\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"615","content":" My throat needs to stop tasting like chili.\n And yes, I had chili.\n Now I can't get rid of it.\n It's become a living thing.\n I need one of those pop rock flurries.\n It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's exploding!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"616","content":" but anyway tidal bore rafting rocked my white ass black. it was totally wicked\n they didn't try to kill anyone?\n not intentionally\n we lost 3 people over the side of our boat though.\n jerry, mark, and the DRIVER\n that was funny shit\n and now they're dead\n no no\n they're still with us\n ... in our hearts\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"617","content":" Stop womaning the keyboard\n one-handing.\n ew\n stop it\n phone.\n riiiight\n *fap*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","ross"]},{"id":"618","content":" I was trying to tell a COMPLETE STRANGER 'go to town' last night, meaning 'go ahead' or 'party on', but Freudian slip, I tell this poor guy 'Sure, go to hell'\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["ross"]},{"id":"619","content":" my admin section goes up the cock's skirt.\n so wrong....\n wronger than that.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["ross","Masamune"]},{"id":"620","content":" Oooooh, suck on my honey salty balls...\n I USE THE COMMA CARD. THE COMMA CARD HAS AN ATTACK POWER OF 2500 AND IT CHANGES YOUR SENTENCE!\n Oooooh, suck on my honey, salty balls...\n SINCE THE COMMA CARD CHANGED YOUR SENTENCE YOU NOW HAVE A DIFFERENT SENTENCE.\n stop watching yu-gi-goh\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["MEAT","Dare","ross"]},{"id":"621","content":" Poor Sean.\n His mecca won't take him back.\n It's like there's an angel with a flaming sword at the door to the NRC. :P\n YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!\n GO BACK TO THE VALLEY, FLAME OF UDUN!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Masamune"]},{"id":"622","content":" Vic! Build me an i-bot command worthy of Mordor!\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"623","content":" We all know you'd take anything with boobs by now, guy\n Now now, that was the old Matt.\n I have standards now.\n Hey, she 's giving me gum!\n She totally wants me.\n .,..\n I'm going for it.\n ... NO !!!!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"624","content":" I have higher standards now.\n Yeah, now it's anything with boobs AND no penis\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"625","content":" I return.\n We scream\n I cry.\n We rejoice\n I kill\n i see white people\n I smell dead people\n i see users\n That's just your beard.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"626","content":" So, Matt - is the new i-bot command worthy of Mordor?\n Mostly, yes.\n It still needs to be able to see the ringbearer anywhere in the world though.\n Yeah... Sauron wanted that too\n didn't we used to be the good guys in this scenario?\n We were - till we let Matt join the fray... he was too weak to resist the evil\n And now I've corrupted all of you.\n well, I don't recall changing sides.\n It's a very subtle form of corruption.\n It happens so gradually\n You just don't notice\n and now I've got rags on, and I'm on guard duty and eating man-flesh every day.\n You were \"eating\" man flesh long before\n *zing*\n yeah, but now they cook it first.\n find a sexual inneundo in THAT\n I'm at a loss... Matt?\n uh... cook.... like... ANAL SEX.... HA!.... swish.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","MEAT","ross"]},{"id":"627","content":" Ideally I'd just be able to hack the firmware in the car deck to play oggs\n Hmmm, you should look into that.\n But I don't think the firmware is upgradable\n Bah.\n And I thought you were Vic.\n if the firmware don't change, it don't change\n Pffft, if you were _really_ Vic, you'd hack the firmware.\n Uh\n Guy\n If it doesn't accept new firmware how do you do that?\n Why don't you tell _me_, Vic... IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"628","content":" here's what i think they should do..\n 1: everything plugs into the same shaped slot, and any of the slots are interchangeable.\n ie: ram , vid, network, etc can all go into any slot in the system.\n 2: the power supply should only affix to the motherboard in 1 place, and any other parts, like drives should just be pwered off the motherboard.\n design a bus that plays that way\n I doubt the industry would turn you down\n yup, i'm wrokign on it.\n bowlby is helping me.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"629","content":" actually just make all the parts usb 9.0\n and they all come in smarties box sized modules, thatjust plug in and stack outside the case.\n the actul case will be the size of a box of turtles\n and they will be called \"smartie modules, and turtle boxes\"\n it will revolutionize the way you laugh at computing \n It'll revolutionize the way you eat your computer.\n yup, cause right now it needs too much salt\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","MEAT"]},{"id":"630","content":" my printer is only printing porn! what do I do?\n Sit back and enjoy!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"631","content":" OMG Dr. Giles, always exist!\n He';s like \"Here's the marking scheme... I'll be back at the end of time to check up on you.\"\n And I'm all \"But I don't have the time machine yet!\"\n And he's all \"*Lavos destroys the world*\"\n It's annoying.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"632","content":" Buy an R31 this spring.\n maybe\n And by \"maybe\", I mean ... *withdraws credit card*\n And by \"kill you\" I mean.. well... I guess \"kill you\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Masamune","Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"633","content":" hey the vic\n hay!\n come watch movies. we bought three.\n those being?\n come find out.\n The Ring 2, The Ring Special Edition, and The Ring Extra Scary for Vic Edition\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["ross[movie]","Vic"]},{"id":"635","content":" Can your hammering needs wait?\n it's vic, for all your hammering needs !!\n I won't deny it\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["VicAtWeorl","bignose"]},{"id":"636","content":" vic... there's snow all over the place\n Welcome to Fredericton\n it's october\n Welcome to Fredericton <--- !!\n I'M INSIDE!!!\n HAR\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["ross","Vic"]},{"id":"637","content":" i like replacing the last word in movies with \"anus\"\n dude where's my anus?\n Harry Potter and the Chamber of Anus\n Saving Private Anus\n The Ten Anuses.\n the sounds of anus\n Debbie Does Anus\n Ten Things I Hate about Anus.\n Raiders of the Lost Anus\n 6th Anus\n Temple of Anus\n The Empire Strikes Anus\n sixth anus\n 6th anus\n Ferris Bueler's Day Anus\n Jurassic Anus\n The Last Anus\n She's All Anus\n American Anus\n Beauty and the Anus\n Cinderanus\n apollo anus\n turner and anus\n Peter Anus\n Ben anus\n Clockwork Anus\n The Lion Anus\n 101 Anuses\n 2001: a space anus.\n The Texas Chainsaw Anus\n 2000 Leagues Under the Anus\n The Usual Anuses\n The New Anus\n my stepmother is an anus\n schilinders anus\n Earth Girls are Anuses.\n Deep Space Anus\n Legally Anus\n The Anus\n Citizen Anus\n Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Anus\n Bride of Anus\n father of the anus\n Six Degrees of Anus\n The Great White Anus\n Anus Reloaded\n Fellowship of the Anus\n The Two Anuses\n my big fat greek anus\n Return of the Anus\n Sweating to the Anus\n Rocko's Modern Anus\n My So-called Anus\n The Hunchback of Notre Anus\n Dark Anus\n Freddy Got Anus\n the phantom anus\n The Boy with the Big Anus\n Bubble Anus\n James and the Giant Anus\n The Thin Red Anus\n hunt for red anus\n The Thin Blue Anus\n U-57Anus\n Clear and Present Anus\n Airforce Anus\n The Sum of All Anuses\n Independance Anus\n Hard Day's Anus\n from dusk till anus\n Once Upon a Time in Anus\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["OptimaxGold","Ultrafish","ross","Vic"]},{"id":"638","content":" You're a chump :P\n yer an ass\n touche\n in fact, you put the dick in ass\n [heh, nice pun]\n Generally - puns have to have two meanings.\n well it does. 1: pretend ass needs the letters in dick to work. aka there is not i in team, but there is a meat. 2: gay anal butt sex\n Yes, except you completely made up #1\n no, it's true. i said \"pretend\"\n No one pretends that\n That's moronic\n did you ask everyone ?\n Yes\n damn.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"640","content":" The knife works in your favour.\n my favor is also cursed\n Your favour comes with your choice of topping.\n That's good!\n the toppings make you move to Fredericton and quits its job\n That's bad.\n But Darrell and Vic are in Fredericton\n That's good!\n Darrell and Vic are cursed.\n ...\n that's bad\n Can I go home now?\n ~fin~\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","raws","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"641","content":" Oohz!\n Err, ohh!\n Fuck.\n OOH!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"642","content":" there's a lot of scary hermione \/ ginny weasley fanfic on the internet\n fanfic?\n don't... post... links\n DON'T\n I can tell you're trying to right now\n don't press ctrl-V\n just empty the clipboard\n I'm gonna back away from the chat room nice and slow\n21.29.05 Quit raws (runs away)\n Now that he's gone, post the links.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"643","content":" *waves tootsie roll in front of sean*\n uh?\n uh?\n what am I, vic?\n you used to be...\n *waves RAM in front of sean*\n uh?\n uh?\n what am I, vic?\n DAMMIT!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","Sean"]},{"id":"644","content":" \"it\" of course being her beautifully shaved beaver.\n Interesting how that stopped conversation.\n weird\n Yes... weird... fap fap fap fap fap\n hah!\n uh\n MAYBE... if I had a picture\n But... I don't\n what's this maybe crap. you'd been yanking your pud all morning.\n HAR\n I'd like to see you prove that\n I'd like to see you disprove that\n I have countless people in the office working who'd testifiy to that\nSpartan (nobody@192.168.0.10) has joined channel #acadiageeks\n Talk about masturbation, and look who shows up\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"645","content":" nlog 300\n What are you?! Insane? Log less than 100 lines.\n nlog 100\n What are you?! Insane? Log less than 100 lines.\n nlog 9\n bognose, I logged the quote for you.\n ah fucking christ.\n nice\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","bifnose","Fishy"]},{"id":"646","content":" Jeff likes his women like he likes his coffee\n Not breathing\n cold?\n black?\n cold will do\n full of milk and sugar?\n Caffeinated?\n with a spoon jammed in them?\n Spilled on his crotch?\n","rating":"25","num_votes":"27","nicks":["Vic","Fishmasta","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"647","content":" Hmmm, I might take you up on that.\n Or I might stay here in the sub and continue to attempt to do work. ^_^\n Matt works it in the Sub\n Awwwwww yeah.\n With the canteen workers\n The old ones\n ... Actually, there's a distractingly-large number of hot chicks here today. ^_^\n ... No.\n You know you do\n DOn't deny it\n I don't I don't.\n ...\n That's NOT what I meant.\n You don't not deny it?\n *sigh*\n nlog 15\n RedMEAT, I logged the quote for you!\n HAR\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["RedMEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"648","content":" It met our shredder\n \"brochure, meet shredder\"\n \"I AM OROKU SAKI!\"\n shut up, shredder.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","raws"]},{"id":"649","content":" Eat fish twice a dat!\n day!\n GUCK\n FUCK!!!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"650","content":" I wonder how Jessica's doing... \u00a0I'm sure she wouldn't tell us if she had a boyfriend.\n She's weird that way.\n Maybe she's dead now.\n Maybe the no email means she's dead!\n ...But her sister would have told me if that were the case.\n she's in NYC.\n No worries, Ross! \u00a0Jessica lives!\n you still talk to Erica?\n WHAT? \u00a0That's worse than the north side!\n She's probably dead!\n I only know one person who got murdered in NYC.\n the other two came back fine.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Dare","raws"]},{"id":"651","content":" must be\n totally tisn't\n \u00a0The place for 3dsmax-Satellite Testing-Warez news and Cyberworld Info?\n get outta my mom's website\n Alright.\n i'll get outta yer mum\n 's website\n Oops. \u00a0That must have been a type.\n awww\n o.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","Vic","Dare"]},{"id":"652","content":" 'Chickles' are the girls I see at the Axe,and I'm like \"Wow, she's cute. ... 17?!\"\n those are chicklets.\n no, those are the gum the colors of rainbow brite.\n no, those are stupid.\n no, that's Sean.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","raws"]},{"id":"653","content":" *whap* \"oh... a cock!.... neat!\"\n Boormii\n boromir\n Whap?\n whap\n falls.... onto a cock.\n whap.\n trust me.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","Dare[Classe]"]},{"id":"654","content":" FUCK COCK DICK SUCK MONKEY ASS CABINET WHORE EGG SLUT BRAND0N!\n What's wrong Nancy? =P\n hahaha :)\n nothing wrong. just releasing a little pressure from the swear tank.\n which is unlike Vic's sweat tank.\n I hate you all... just so you know that\n I think we're pretty clear on that already.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fish","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"655","content":" Pirates of the Carribean in 5 days\n Arrrrrr\n Arrrr\n RDRR\n Yes\n CDEDBDii\n Ass-pirates of the carribean: rated ARRRR\n You rented that last night, eh?\n I wish!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Dare[Oot]"]},{"id":"656","content":" http:\/\/ask.slashdot.org\/askslashdot\/03\/11\/27\/0137229.shtml?tid=126&tid=156&tid=185\n Yes, and?\n it's me.\n i didn't write it, but it describes me pretty accuratly.\n then rent office space\n Now on DVD or VHS\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["gibNorse"]},{"id":"657","content":" Hey Darrell!\n X2 tonight!!\n Come on\n Maybe -- probably not.\n bah\n this is why I should have voted ot stay in fredericton.\n I'd watch x2\n Yeah.\n zactly\n and finish my thesis.\n and not lose cheetos in my enormous girth\n Darrell's always \"No, busy\" or \"No, dying\"\n Ross is the me that watches X2, tries to cop a feel in the car, and looks up skirts under the table.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Dare","raws"]},{"id":"658","content":" Don't try to divorce your wife... That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.\n There is no wife?\n Then you'll see that it is not you then divorces, but the wife?\n Whoa.\n Haha...\n Fishy: Do not try to sleep with your wife... That's impossible.\n ...\n Then you'll see that it is not the wife that loves your cock... It is only yourself.\n Tell me something I don't know.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"659","content":" you sure are\n except she doesn't set me up with her brother.\n which saddens you\n I don't date scrubs.\n ha!\n I mean I'm not gay!\n fuck, what'd I say?\n HAR\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","raws"]},{"id":"660","content":" You sure are\n I'm not Jon.\n <-- MEAT\n Oh\n Fish-MEAT.\n15.40.52 Nick \u00a0 \u00a0PHEESH is now known as Fish-MEAT (FishX0rz@dyna143-253.acadiau.ca)\n So - you're Matt in Jon's body?\n *shudder* GOD KNOW.\n ... NO.\n Jesus.\n KNOW!\n Can't... think...\n *explodes*\n FCIHUSKJFHSDFSD\n I think there's room fo you in there\n EGGS BITCH CUNT CABINET NANCY!\n Har.\n Anyway.\n15.42.19 Nick \u00a0 \u00a0Fish-MEAT is now known as PHEESH (FishX0rz@dyna143-253.acadiau.ca)\n How can we know it is actually you?\n I FUCK VIC'S MOM!\n Hmmm, I'm pretty sure now\n While I, on the otherhand, just fuck Anne. =P\n Again, allow me to reitterate that I hate you all\n I'll just add you to the list of haters. \n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"661","content":" I was too busy with the birday dinner and such\n Oh! indeed! Happy Borthday!\n thunks!\n Is it your a hundred and eleventieth?\n He's 25 or something.\n He just looks older because of the USK. :P\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"662","content":" sweet, jeff just helped someone trying to print.\n by killing them?\n should have\n she swore up and down that she was logged into the network.\n and yet not\n so jeff went over and to his suprise (hah) she didn't even have her network cable plugged in. \n stupid wireless printing wasn't working I guess\n yeah... you guys need to get that fixed\n oh I know... I know... *loads shotgun*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"663","content":" ohhh\n livejournal site... strike against her.\n burn\n It's funny cause Ross implies women are generally dumb\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["NaughtyFish","raws","Vic"]},{"id":"664","content":" aye\n make bzImage <-- so it begins\n I lied\n make dep was required\n make bzImage was all like \"Whachoo think yo doin' foo? Make dep all up in hea!\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"665","content":" I need a VERY simple midi of the song - the converter is truly baindread\n I only do complex.\n This one is horrid: http:\/\/www.tursiops.cc\/idhop\/arbor\/gummis.mid\n It might work. :P\n He's prefer 99 red ballons first\n found one that's monophonic\n Use this one: http:\/\/www.ginevra2000.it\/Disney\/Midi\/dwtheme.mid\n Darkwing duck = awesome\n that gummi theme is too complex\n LESBIAN RAPE STORIES CARTOONS GUMMI BEARS <-- Dare me to click it?\n No\n Burn it\n* i-bot bitch-smacks it upside the head.\n bahahah\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"666","content":" nlog 14\n MEAT[Laptop], I logged the quote for you.\n 14... Just the way you like it.\n","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","Dare"]},{"id":"667","content":" Oh... good... a 38MB PDF document.\n *dies*\n sweet\n someone go collect Matt's body\n try not to violate it too much\n Maybe we shouldn't send Jon\n *sigh*\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"668","content":" sean's got one of those newer 400's and in the same game on my computer and his... his looks soooo much smoother and glossier.\n21.25.04 Topic \" sean's got one of those [...] his looks soooo much smoother and glossier.\" by Dare (~gwrnl@fctn1-5020.nb.aliant.net)\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"669","content":" Hmmmm.\n This girl here has one of those \"Class Of\" shirts, and if you don't look hard to decipher the crazy font, you'd think it said \"Class of 3223\".\n She looks pretty good for a -1220 year old. =P\n Matt likes'm young\n Yeah, nothing like fucking an unborn fetus.\n dude... I don't know about your conceptions of the birth process... but a -1220 year old isn't even conceived yet\n He wasn't saying that SHE was an unborn fetus.\n HAR\n good point\n Just that there are few pleasures as great as the dual penetr---\n You know what? I'll let Matt handle his own battles.\n shut up now\n Acha... Agreed.\n I thought Jon was awful\n but that may have been the worst thing ever uttered in here\n Sweet.\n I'd like to thank teh Academy.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","Dare"]},{"id":"671","content":" Stupid Chinese girls!\n Stop saying things that sound like \"Hi Matt!\"\n In china \"Hi Matt!\" means \"tiny wang\"\n Hmmm, guess she's insulting the guy she was walking with then. =P\n Was he chinese?\n No, actually.\n oh, well then... maybe\n15.20.45 Quit MEAT[Laptop] (OMGBRB)\n vic: it means the same in english too\n HAHAH\n *snicker*\n15.23.07 Join MEAT[Laptop] [20] (~numbernin@dyna167-20.acadiau.ca)\n It's funny cause he didn't see that\n heehehe\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","Vic","Feorsche"]},{"id":"672","content":" I won't make any judgements on Bush as a president, but I must say, he's got balls to go visiting Bagdad.\n Granted.\n he had to do it as a suprise so the entire country didn't plan an assassination though.\n It's twue\n There were enough protests in Britain when it was announced he went to visit; if he announced going to Baghdad they'd probably rig the whole country to explode. =)\n That's a win-win situation\n Heh.\n I won't make any judgements on Bush as a president... I just want him to die.\n HAR\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","MEAT[Laptop]","Feorsche"]},{"id":"673","content":"<|Fish|> I think people need theme songs.\n<|Fish|> Tiffy's can be \"Down on the corner\" by ccr\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"674","content":"On the subject of a recent snowfall...<\/em>\n A light dusting\n we've got like 6 inches\n you win\n yessir\n I've got like, 8\" myself though\n well in your imaginary happy land I'd be an olympic marathon runner ... but I don't try to kid myself\n haha\n that's a great reply to that as any\n *bows*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["em","Vic","AbdominalSnowMan"]},{"id":"675","content":" Err, yeah, sommmmmething like that.\n Ugh, fucking keyboard.\n are you using a sewer rat with a usb cord or something?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","raws"]},{"id":"676","content":" Jesus, just found an awful bug as I was about to submit the final version of the code for my projec.t\n it's all \"segmentation fault\" - what's that mean anywho?\n would you shorten that fucking nick.\n we don't care if yer on yer laptop\n Hahahahaaha.\n16.14.01 Nick \u00a0 \u00a0MEAT[Laptop|Birthday|Project] is now known as MEAT[Laptop|Birthday|Project|Living|Breathing|Sentient|WritingEmail|ListeningToMusic|Warm] (~numbernin@ip142177156010.ns.aliant.net)\n Better?\n I debate \"sentient\"\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"677","content":" Vic... When do you go home?\n looks like the 19th\n You need a singer along for the ride.\n A bard. A troubadour.\n Are you volunteering?\n Boldy drove Mark Veinot. Drove forth from Fredericton.\n He was not afraid to kill, oh brave Mark Veinot.\n He was not at all afraid to kill all his passengers.\n Brave, brave, brave, brave Mark Veinot.\n :)\n He was not in the least bit scared to get smashed into a truck.\n Or to have his brakes give out, or his engine rusted.\n To have his hubcaps split and his tires burned away...\n And his beard all hacked and mangled, brave Mark Veinot.\n That's enough music for now, Darrell.\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"678","content":" hey asshole, your video card 64mb? or 128mb? \n 64\n wait\n 128 maybe\n well who can I ask that would know?\n www.nvidia.com\n fx 5200\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fishy","X"]},{"id":"679","content":" but all squished, I thought it looked like some weird disease\n Snort. Yeah.\n All squished, you look like a disease too\n HAW!\n :w\n I'm making that face.\n O_.\n HAR\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","Krista","Vic"]},{"id":"680","content":" looks at boobs\n ... The boobs are my job.\n I didn't say he did it RIGHT\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"681","content":" well spank my ass and call me charlie.\n No thanks\n fool me once... shame on me\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"682","content":" You should install Solaris 9 x86 on your laptop\n Why should I do that?\n Maybe I should install Unixware.\n because it's free\n as in beer\n So is beer. Should I install that in my laptop?\n 4000 Acadia students can't be wrong!\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"683","content":" Spirit beast with whom I have a pact! Come forth, my emissary, and answer my summons!!\n*** Dare is now known as GiantEarwig\n ASS PINCER!!!!!\n *scuttle* *CLACK*!!!!\n Foolish mortal. Thou art slain! None can face the wrath of the fell Earwig!!!\n Forsooth!!\n Thine asses are pincerless next to mine. The pincers of mine ass will swoop as harbingers of death from the great heavens!\n Myself and mine kin will scuttle forth from the darkest places of this world. Lo, for if thou leavest thine bike in the night, it wilt be consumed.\n And the moonlight will find my sitting upon your rotting dish rags and your paper towel will avail you not against my hardened, gruesome carapace!!!\n All shall love me and despair!!\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Dare","GiantEarwig"]},{"id":"684","content":" Know those books H.P. Lovecraft wrote? That's next week.\n I think maybe it's bedtime.\n Sleep now, while we've only got 3 dimensions and 360 degrees to worry about.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"685","content":" ooh ooh. and my \"The Stand\" special edition dvd showed up\n despite the storm.\n Woot\n That was fast\n amazon = awesome\n they should just call themselves awesome.com\n No, seriously, check them out\n there were two options: \"right fucking now\" or \"real bloody soon\"\n and to have them have it appear in my hands by space-jump cost $2 extra.\n I'm a cheap fucker.\n so I elected for \"rocket-sled delivery\" instead.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws","Vic"]},{"id":"686","content":" Hey Vic... The bowl my poutine's in says do not microwave.\n Why is that?\n Probably cause you're not supposed to microwave it\n Yet I did...\n It's styrofoam, is it?\n Yes.\n microwaving styrofoam causes it to break down\n And release chemicals\n Into your food\n You're now impotent\n Enjoy!\n Good.\n Ooh... I can feel it working.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"687","content":" ha\n .help alias\n Alias - Gives all your money to Darrell.\n You should give your monies to him.\n clever\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"688","content":" make darl grow a fucking beard, god dammit\n haha\n we've all trired\n trjrewds\n attempted that\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws","Vic"]},{"id":"689","content":" *rolls a ten*\n SWEET!\n i-bot: roll 2d6\n Vic: 4, 6 (sum: 10, avg: 5)\n vic, you're very bored\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","Vic"]},{"id":"690","content":" guys?\n nitz guy?\n krista says hi.\n and yes I mean Vic's girlfriend\n she's all hot.\n beaaaaaaaaaaaaaam\n *pop tart*\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"691","content":" augrap ant with stram\n ick: Ink so!\n Ink th w T.\n Thanks, closed captioning.\n You're a peach.\n","rating":"24","num_votes":"24","nicks":["Dare[Thesis]"]},{"id":"692","content":" guess I'll go back to being a hot chick.\n We can be lesbians.\n OMFG. HILAR\n Hi\n SNoooort!\n Lar\n Lar nton\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws[gaming]","Dare","Krista"]},{"id":"693","content":" You'll be all \"I be level 20. Do me.\"\n then I put on my robe and wizard hat\n And I'll be like \"Ross, I'm taking you and Jess out of the active party for a night. Stay at the inn. Sean, Vic? We're going after the cuckoo's nest.\"\n *giant robot*\n *angel wings*\n *steam power*\n This game in my head is so awesome.\n","rating":"22","num_votes":"22","nicks":["Dare","raws[single"]},{"id":"694","content":" Erin sat there and laughed\n comrade dustin\n jay's funny\n Haha...\n jay rules\n I miss comrade dustin.\n I like jay\n Hail Jay! Our new ruler!\n we should take him home and tie him out the yard and he'll be our pet.\n ...\n wicked!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["h0g","raws","Dare","Fearoche"]},{"id":"695","content":" The meek shall inherit Vic's wang.\n Dare: I'm going to start working out then...\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare","h0g"]},{"id":"696","content":" Your friends are all so well adjusted, Ross.\n She's a disturbed little girl\n We're all awesome.\n \"The Giant Earwig crept toward the sleeping Hermione and positioned his ass pincers just over her rosy cheeks. This would be fast.\"\n I wanna see hermoine rape harry potter in the next movie\n It's not in the book... Maybe get Peter Jackson to direct it.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","Vic","Fearoche"]},{"id":"697","content":" I've made extra effort to pronounce my 'about' like a slack-jawed american so they don't all say \"hahahah! ABOOT! You suck, frenchy!\"\n so I'm all \"click the abowat button, fucker\"\n *BWAAAAT*\n abwat\n Like, seriously, how do they say it? ABAAAAAAAWWWWWWt?\n ah-bow-teh.\n and make your mouth real big for the 'bow'\n like tiff, if 'bow' was 'cock'\n Take it all, MEAT\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws","MEAT[Laptop]","Dare"]},{"id":"698","content":" is it balrog or balrogch or something?\n gandalf seems to use extra characters to pronounce it\n spelled balrog\n Often pronounced harsher\n bal-rog\n har-sher\n hah :)\n you're a funny man\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"699","content":" I want to make a movie called \"Debbie Doesn't Do Dallas\"\n What kind of movie would that be? Like, she teases the viewer into thinking she's gonna have sex, but then it turns out she just wants to be friends?\n ...\n That movie is like every woman ever.\n sounds like a documentary about us, dude.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["raws","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"700","content":" We're all 25, and most of us live at home.\n except all of us except sean.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"701","content":" I coded it right, It's not my fault!\n no 'sweet caroline'?\n IT'S NOT MY FAULT!\n GRAAAAAAAAAGH!\n Join me, Vic.... *breathe*\n Matt... why didn't you tell me?...\n I don't get it, weren't you referencing the Matrix at first.\n god DAMN it, Matt!\n ... what?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"702","content":" jon we gotta do something some time.\n at a place\n what sort of place?\n i dunno. we just haven't hung out in a while.. i miss your tender..um INSULTS\n at the risk of sounding like a woman, I don't think we've hung out together for ages\n hah!\n god damnit.\n yeah, that was pretty gay\n the both of us fat whiny bitches\n should we hug and cry together now or something?\n yeah and get some ice cream, we're gonna need it sister\n* bignose shudders\n chocolate!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","FishX0r"]},{"id":"703","content":" How slutty do you guys think I really am?\n think or hope?\n","rating":"11","num_votes":"11","nicks":["Kris","FishX0r"]},{"id":"704","content":" *collapses*\n ... Is... is she dead?\n no use letting that still body go to waste... *grope*\n Awww\n *horrid*\n Yup\n O_o\n damnit she's awake\n oh well *grope*\n *stabs*\n *deflect* *grope*\n *impales and decapitates*\n *deflects*\n Too late. I already did it.\n I don't believe you\n I think it's a trick\n IT'S A TRAP!!!!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Kris","MEAT","FishX0r","Vic"]},{"id":"705","content":" you're legal. we're not pervs\n actually.\n you're legal. we are pervs. sorry about the mixup there\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["FishX0r"]},{"id":"706","content":" I wish gary ness's name was peter or something instead. then his username would be pness\n there was a firefighter in wolfville named peter you. pyou\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["FishX0r","bignose"]},{"id":"707","content":" i'm outta here, gotta work. i hate you all\n you love us\n it's twue\n maybe not in the same way as krista though\n she loves us \"special\"\n where by \"love\" I mean \"wishes for us to die and is trying to get papers filed against us\"\n and by \"us\" I probably mean \"me\"\n and by \"probably\" I mean \"definately\"\n","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["bignose","FishX0r","h0g"]},{"id":"708","content":" Dear Chaucer,\n I think you are neat.\n Please give me an A.\n Sincerely, Darrell\n Dear Darrell,\n *shakes his wang*\n Love and kisses, \n Chaucer\n I hope A's come out of his wang. \n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","h0g"]},{"id":"709","content":" I like guys. They are very hot.\n In fact... yum. Faramir.\n I'd fuck him.\n And Eomer.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["h0g"]},{"id":"710","content":" be ross\n She touched my no-spot!\n stop mixing me up with durl!\n Pff... I don't HAVE a no-spot.\n you're a full-body no-spot.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"711","content":"<^X> speaking of gay\n We were already talking about you.\n HAH!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"712","content":" Yes, I could do that\n But you'd have to ask Ross.\n beh, i'm sure he'd be delighted\n Or he might try to kill you.\n or both\n Delighted to kill you.\n exactly\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Kris","X"]},{"id":"713","content":" *poke*\n *jabs*\n *parry*\n *decapitates*\n ...\n I win.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Kris"]},{"id":"714","content":" chinese food is the death of me.\n i hope so\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","X"]},{"id":"715","content":" So Ross, what's up with you and Krista? Huh? Huh? *elbow* *elbow* *glare*\n Har.\n I thought that said \"eyebrow eyebrow glare\"\n which... I guess is the same.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["user1092723","user32325"]},{"id":"716","content":" Bwah!\n *collapses*\n I'm tired\n You guys are boring\n And Pixel says everything compared to Aglami is tame, so we win\n I said..... \"WE WIN!\"\n Fine then. DON'T rise to the challenge.\n Just proves our point.\n TAME!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Kris"]},{"id":"717","content":" try to act like a grown-up, and girl is all \"that's nice, dear. have a cookie\"\n she's god damned lucky I like cookies\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"718","content":" matt's fongers are like the milennium falcon!\n My fongers did teh kselslel runn in 3.124 pareks!\n they told me they fixed them!\n no fongers?\n it's not my fault!\n *puts clothes back on*\n DAMMIT!\n Hey now, the ladies love my fongers.\n * matt invents finger-viagra\n They're all squirmy and uncontrollable.\n so are jellyfish\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["raws[ladies_man]","MEAT[Rapping]"]},{"id":"719","content":" Die\n Die horrible fatal deaths\n Only because I hate you all\n *collapses*\n *dies*\n This message brought to you by a vidictive psycho freak\n Or something\n Kill meh now \n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws[hella]"]},{"id":"720","content":" raws: no vicq? \n Ian: novic \n Ian: argh \n Ian: arghVic \n raws: arg_v \n Ian: He takes no arguments \n Ian: jsut.. fat \n raws: return sweat; \n Ian: do attempt move; \n Ian: return jiggle; \n Ian: repeat\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["iams[really_raws]"]},{"id":"721","content":" EGGS BRANDON SPAGHETTI!\n HWAAANGH!!\n oh shut up\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"722","content":" I think I'll go in a corner and cry and curse your names now.\n don't forget to be melodramatic!\n I'm sorry. I can't hear you right now. I'm currently in a corner crying and cursing your name.\n It's funny because it's true.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Kris"]},{"id":"723","content":" that's not one.\n errr..why is chickie straddling a heater?\n burn marks on her naughty bits make her hot?\n* i-bot offers marks on her naughty bits make her hot? a tall cold glass of STFU!\n ...\n heh\n Hahaha.\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws","BG","MEAT"]},{"id":"724","content":" raws: just have krista over and don't bother with pants\n meat: do cats eat thumbtacks?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["PH335H"]},{"id":"726","content":" Stupid colon.\n Vic : ... yes... \/\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"727","content":" *guitar riff*\n *Bob Saget*\n you know nothing of music.\n Bob Saget plays bass.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"728","content":" yeah!\n eMac HEP!\n h0g: What do you do in Film Music class?\n watch clips of movies and learn about how the music enhances them\n we masturbate to show tunes!\n HAH!\n Fish: that's the exam\n d'oh\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["h0g","MEAT[Laptop]","Fish"]},{"id":"729","content":" ls\n wrong window\n apparently\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","raws[x2]","Vic"]},{"id":"730","content":" we just met. what if I'm cRazY?\n or... what if she's crazy?\n what if we're BOTH cxraZY?\n What if I kill him?!\n Well, that's how we read it\n THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!!11111!!!!1111ONEONEONE!!!!!!111!!!!\n Good luck with your monkey love\n try not to break her\n yeah, y'all would really make fun of me if we moved in together.\n you'd start the yellow pants jokes pretty quick\n \"ross can't resist making potroast\", all that\n Bwah.\n Seriously guys... I can't stop the bleeding...\n He's all.... still...\n OOooh... TWITCHING!\n *takes knife out of Ross's back*\n I'm glad he doesn't have a webcam\n ... or am I?\n Are we talking to Ross or Krista now?\n You're both so demented... it's hard to tell\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rawsta"]},{"id":"731","content":" mario\/ron jeremy\n Your hero, right?\n correct!\n a fat, hairy, ugly guy that gets laid all the time.\n what's not to love?!\n So, you're 3 for 4 then?\n HAR!\n I don't get laid all the time!\n oh...\n wait...\n *whimper*\n HAHAHA\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BlindWilly","Vic","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"732","content":" the internet sure is boring today\n someone turn up the fun knob\n ...\n Turn up your own fun knob.\n i'm not going anywhere NEAR your fun knob\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Dare"]},{"id":"733","content":" *wang <-- Pointer to wang?\n touche\n its a null wang pointer\n *pointers to crotch*\n long long *wang\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","X"]},{"id":"734","content":" Somebody submitted this quote:\n Pheeshie: *high five*\n 15.59.42 Quit Pheeshie ()\n Is that funny?\n ...\n h0g did it.\n :P\n I did do it -- it was funny. FUCK OFF :)\n OK, see, NOW it's funny.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","X","Dare[Classe]","h0g"]},{"id":"735","content":" is a lap dance by a professional wrestler a good idea for a wedding present?\n which wrestler?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","h0g"]},{"id":"736","content":" Well well, if it's not obvious ross.\n subtle Matt.\n Thanks.\n I demand we give ourselves these new titles.\n17.23.18 Nick raws is now known as obvious_ross (~ross@hlfx3-2758.ns.aliant.net)\n17.24.27 Nick MEAT[Laptop] is now known as Subtle_MEAT (~meat@dyna143-193.acadiau.ca)\n I'm wearing the same underwear I wore the other day...\n <- obvious.\n I'm not wearing underwear at all...\n <- subtle.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","raws","obvious_ross","Subtle_MEAT"]},{"id":"737","content":" so a newf, a catholic and osama bin laden are all drinking in the bar one night\n15.15.18 Quit fishy (CGI:IRC)\n ... That's a crappy joke.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["fishy","MEAT[COBOL]"]},{"id":"738","content":"13.17.25 Quit h0g|campus ((fucking class))\n You need a class for that?\n some people aren't naturally gifted\n Poor Vic. =P\n no no\n i'm good\n We're taling about Jay\n I'm good... I'm reallll good.... *porno funk*\n this is what I'm saying\n Well, it's certainly not what I'm saying!\n *zing*\n no no, she is saying that\n poor poor vic.\n Poor, poor, greasy Vic.\n just\n just shut up and die\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":[]},{"id":"739","content":" you're all faeries\n big-dicked fairies.\n it's why we can't fly anymore\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","raws"]},{"id":"740","content":" I had a Bruce Campbell earlier, too.\n and I get three Peter Jacksons a day\n I sound like Tiff.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws[overtime]"]},{"id":"741","content":" My Dad is named Larry. =P\n I've had lots of Larrys tonight.\n <\/tiff>\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","raws[overtime]"]},{"id":"742","content":" did you bring teh matt home?\n I did no such thing\n where is it?\n getting his wig split\n or hair cut or something\n ah\n But not the hair you think...\n That one...\n over there\n ohhh\n *snip* K, $30\n Coincidentally, that's what the rabbi said to him, too\n ba dum, pish!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"743","content":" you suck i-bot \n what the hell is your problem?\n I said you suck i-bot \n I did your grandma!\n Awww!\n You're the worst character ever i-bot\n hey\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"744","content":" he... played with his knob in the lab?\n occasionally\n only a little\n heh, fuck \"consultant\" he was my lap partner a few times back in the day.\n HAHAHAH\n lap partner\n oh my god. i regret that typo.\n That's the funniest typo evar!\n LAB I AM NOT GAY\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X","Fish","bignose"]},{"id":"745","content":" Well, where on your site are the pictures, guy? =P\n It's an honest question.\n the links genius\n Very well then.\n and how does one 'access' these 'links'?\n click on them.\n riiiiiiiiight.... 'clicking' on them.... with.... ?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["MEAT","raws"]},{"id":"746","content":" hour 14\n light drizzle. while indoors. I choose not to question it.\n GUFFAW\n boo yakkitah slam uhm zimm trikkitah UHHHHHN\n eamling\n it's quiet\n too quiet.\n there was an armageddon, wasn't there?\n damn. I ALWAYS miss them.\n *stomps foot*\n *eats potroast*\n I KNOW, Ross...\n hahahahahhahahaa\n ... I'm so pathetic.\n krista beats me.\n I didn't want to tell you guys.\n but there it is.\n I'm not really bald.\n erin systematically pulled out a hair for each time I made her \"have to do it\"\n she's really not all that bad.\n she's only hard on me because I'm a dissapointment.\n note to self: you're not dating her anymore\n SHE CAN'T HURT YOU ANYMORE!!\n who am I talking to?\n even though I've mentioned many times, Krista assures me she won't let herself make me 'whipped'.\n I think we all know who's going to win THAT little battle.\n you guessed it.... Jesus.\n Jesus wins every battle.\n even the holy wars in the middle-east.\n with every dead heathen, Jesus is a little stronger.\n DELETE THAT LAST LINE, HOLY CRAP!!!!\n *sigh*\n you guys are gonna kill me for all this.\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws[weorl]"]},{"id":"747","content":" No\n They need to approve me\n damnit\n And then I can sail into the west\n tell them to stop sucking\n its east\n Fuck you\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws[not]","Sean"]},{"id":"748","content":" i can't tell if its krista or ross.. but regardless, it will be little girl arms\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Sean"]},{"id":"749","content":"21.14.25 Join MEAT[Laptop] [20] (~numbernin@ip142177153163.ns.aliant.net)\n and Matt's back\n back again\n MEAT is back.\n tell a friend\n Tell a friend.\n matt is back\n matt is back\n matt is back\n matt is back\n I've created a monster cause nobody wants to see McClare no more, they want Meat, he's chopped liver...\n Well if you want MEAT, this is what I'll give ya - a little bit of beer mixed with some hard liquor\n *sigh* table for one in the white section, please?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"750","content":" you need two machines then\n yup.\n 3 even\n 2 would do.\n I might buy Krista's computer and run windows on it\n hmm\n Then we'd have all three main OSes in the apartment\n interesting Idea, vic\n she takes credit card ?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"751","content":" Hah... Kris the naughty.\n Let's read some of my Harry Potter fanfic.\n we already did that\n it's where we get our ideas.\n now I put on my robe and wizard hat\n what does that even mean?\n I like playing with his wizard staff\n ;) ;) ;)\n ...\n You're tame.\n I WIN!\n It's all wooden\n And hard\n And gnarled.\n Mmmmm.... hairy\n With leaves growing out of it.\n Lickable\n And bark that peels off if you rub it too fast?\n Slimey sticky bark\n And owl nests.\n Hoot hoot.\n it hoots?\n *tries harder*\n Marc's beard and Ross's crotch. Together at last.\n22.09.15 Nick kris is now known as rosses_crotch (~ross@hlfx3-2758.ns.aliant.net)\n I take offense to this entire conversation\n I'm way cooler than Marc.\n Wait a minute.... Crotches can't talk!\n check me out\n No seriously.\n no really, check me out\n Check you out.\n <----\n *points at self*\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","kris","rosses_crotch"]},{"id":"752","content":" \"Dear Vic, when i think of Darrell I get all hot and steamy, and have to satisfy myself with a picture of C-3P0 and a three-hole punch. Can I cure myself of this undying lust for Darrell? Love, Tiffany\"\n seriously, you need an r-rated askvic section for my whimsical imagination for oddities.\n Anything depicting Tiff in the throws of sexual energy is obscene\n haha\n Stop turning me on. =\/\n awww\n Now I've gotta wash my brain out\n \"Dear Vic, my wang grows really fast during an erection. I just think about boobs and tear my pants right down the seam. From 2-9 inches in 2 seconds flat. Is my circulation all weird, or has someone been slipping me drugs? Please help. Matt.\"\n hahahaha\n someone... fucking... stop me.\n That's funny\n Raws: Stay outta my journal.\n Matt having erections... hilarious\n awww... matt can get it up....\n be nice, vic.\n ha\n Yeah, Vic.\n Respect the penis.\n","rating":"3","num_votes":"9","nicks":["raws","Vic","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"753","content":" Awesome: http:\/\/science.slashdot.org\/science\/04\/01\/28\/1839210.shtml?tid=126&tid=134\n Is that the same Chaucer you're always going on about?\n yes\n woot\n you must be excited\n I wonder how he managed to publish it on the web all those years ago\n He used Tyme Travaile.\n And whan he maistred the tyme machanism, he publis'd upon a gret web and thughte \"Fronte pag ys most loth\".\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare","Vic","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"754","content":" kris: what's up dawg?\n I shoved a large purple wang up Zenon's ass\n right o. anything new?\n zenon needs help with that now? he must be getting old, as his hairline indicates\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Feeetch","Kris"]},{"id":"755","content":" gimmegimmegimme\n dude\n shut up\n That's what Ross says everynight in bed\n yeah... I ask for south park episodes.... in bed.\n indeed.\n woohoo! sean = the man\n He also says that\n in bed\n at least he doesn't say \"pikachu, I choose you!\" at climax...\n ....\n like darrell\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Kraws"]},{"id":"756","content":" updated blog site. fear me\n which one are you?\n08.17.33 Nick Kraws is now known as raws (~ross@hlfx3-2758.ns.aliant.net)\n keep forgetting to do that\n aha!\n His true form is revealed!\n but you never know....\n *wink* *porn* *dirty reference*\n aww\n08.19.51 Nick raws is now known as kris (~ross@hlfx3-2758.ns.aliant.net)\n Bastards\n so confused\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Kraws","Vic","raws","kris"]},{"id":"757","content":" Ross is trying to open his meat bag, and flicked meat juice all over himself\n He said it's just like Tiff on a first date\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["kris"]},{"id":"758","content":" but I did just strike a vein of lesbo porn in the depths of kazaa-doom\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fish"]},{"id":"760","content":"Dare has joined #acadiageeks\n it's that Darrell guy\n Queer Eye for the Darrell Guy\n Queer Darrell for the Eye Guy?\n A show where Optometrists are turned into Wizards.\n I think I need to call NBC\n","rating":"12","num_votes":"14","nicks":[]},{"id":"761","content":" The theatrical versions are pretty tame compared to the extended versions. :P\n tame!!11! lolz! HILAR!\n ...\n I just made fun of my own girlfriend.\n oops?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","raws[aboot]"]},{"id":"762","content":" ever hear those folks that talk with the word actually in the totally wrong spot all the time ?\n ... no?\n Yeah, I've heard of actually them.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Vic","Fan_Tastic"]},{"id":"763","content":" matt's under 15 all this time and didn't say.\n this explains the fake-looking beard that never seems to get longer or need trimming.\n wait a sec. isn't meat supposed to be at work?\n Not if he's 15\n and the big fat guy standing behind him at all times speaking for him in a deep voice...\n I don't think he's just there to speak for him\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Tad_Drastic","Fish","Vic"]},{"id":"764","content":" *sacrifice goats*\n *call ross a pedophile*\n *fuck zenon*\n WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?!\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Dare[Essay]","raws[movie]"]},{"id":"765","content":" the sims is the most boring game ever\n it goes too slow to be itneresting, but if you make it go fast, they burn the house down and drown\n yeah\n or they get fired and then sit around playing guitar and crying\n its like ross\n the gaermcurbe one is neat\n You have goals to achive\n LAUGH AT MY ROSS JOKE\n like \"throw a party and get at least 4 people in the hottub\"\n I actually didn't see that while I was typing!\n AHAHAHA\n thank you\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["XTR3M3","Vic"]},{"id":"766","content":"!\n But the power of Vic... Could not be undone.\n I was there 3000 years ago when the strength of #acadiageeks failed.\n Destroy it!\n no.. *strokes mvgrafx*\n It should've ended that day, but servers with wildly-changing IPs were allowed to prevail.\n *tear up trees* *dig up uruk-hai*\n VIc's gaze pierces stack and heap, transport layer and physical layer.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"767","content":" You made update.\n make update\n make me\n make install\n make clean\n make love\n no rule for make clean\n No rule for make love\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"768","content":" http:\/\/cgi.ebay.ca\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3077209171&category=3321\n i'm selling them for work..\n Gotcha.\n they bought one for a customer order like a year ago..\n and the supplier gave them 9 free\n obviously, they're huge sellers..\n Heh, totally.\n Well, there's gotta be at least one sap on Ebay who'll buy one.\n HEY! ARE YOU GUYS SELLING WEB TVS?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["XTR3M3","MEAT[Laptop]","Dare[Thesis]"]},{"id":"769","content":" Damnit, I need to get to help more hot chicks. =\/\n yeah, you've got princess rollerpig there man.\n she's probably a very nice young lady and all that but she's slightly less attractive as a female than I would be.\n Well, she is friendly.\n Especially when compared to the asshat I helped prior.\n yeah. but he was a stinky, ignorant, packy asshat\n my ears are burning...\n BAHAHAHA\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","Fish","raws","Vic"]},{"id":"770","content":" it's all the same.\n you remember moaning myrtle from chamber of secrets, right?\n she's.... hot.\n not really, guy\n maybe it's the pigtails\n and i have low standards\n or the glasses\n ... or the moaning\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"771","content":" i want a huge wang\n way ahead of you\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"772","content":" It's not the same without the Mac.\n it's true\n Macs make IRC more awesome.\n ...\n I want a Mac. =(\n hahaha\n Just convince your girlfriend to get one that you can use...\n oh wait...\n Awwww.\n You cut me deep, Vic.\n You cut me real deep.\n ...\n I want a Girlfriend. =(\n hahaha\n Just get your mac to get one that you can use...\n Wait, that doesn't make any sense\n Hahahaha.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","Vic"]},{"id":"773","content":" I think I can get by without getting it today\n Quite popular. One of my favs to recommend.\n Probably makes you more potent in bed too.\n you're just saying that so I get one\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","RedForce","Dare"]},{"id":"774","content":" *nervous glance*\n if anyone asks... I was in this chat room from 2-5am last night.\n not killing priests.\n certainly not.\n *picks priest bones out his teeth*\n ....\n *cough*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"775","content":" Firk <-- today's word of the day -- guess what it means :)\n It's an exclamation of displeasure (related to fook) made upon discovery that one's passwords are ineffectual in procuring a desired resource.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BG","Dare"]},{"id":"776","content":" omg\n he's bitching about how hard this install in a focus is going to be?\n ...\n shut the fuck up and do it!\n all cars are hard!\n oh jeez! I have to hook up WIRES in this one?!\n haha\n The nerve of Ford\n Putting actual wires in the Focus\n every car has at least one thing.. either diode isolating the brake wire or relay locks or something\n just fucking do it\n Wow, I'm going to have to use pliers and tape on this one... fuck, I need a raise!\n i swear to god\n gonna kill him\n QUIT FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WORK!\n Ask him if his hands are broken.\n yes!\n if you dont like it, don't worry.. you'ren ot going to be here much longer!\n Acha! Did you just ask... if my HANDS were broken?\n oh wait. make sure he knows your email address first, THEN ask about the hands\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic","Fishing","Dare"]},{"id":"777","content":" huh?\n You'd know what's going on if you were ever here.\n But you're not even really here now, are you?\n My girlfriend has hairy legs. You shut up!\n When did you move out of the hobbit hole, darrell?\n Vic graduated?\n Where's Erin?\n OH MY GOD!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR??!\n Fugue-state Ross. Collect the whole set.\n I'm just asking what you mean by colour maker?\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["raws","Dare"]},{"id":"778","content":" It's not like you can just find wangs lying around on the street.\n ...\n except in Wolfville, of course.\n BULLSHIT!\n yeah, she picked them all up.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","Vic","raws","MEAT[USK]"]},{"id":"779","content":" meat: you tried UT 2004 yet?\n Fishy: Nay.\n Fishy: Is it out?\n demo is\n you need it really bad\n (the game)\n No no, you were right the first time =\/\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Fishy[USK]","MEAT[USK]"]},{"id":"780","content":" got NFS installed\n now i can have something to do at work\n WOO!\n Race me in my green miata!\n fnie\n heh, i thought you meant \"NFS\"\n he did\n vic, no if you truly want to be correct, which you always do. he meant NFSU, as NFS encompasses a wide variety of racing games but in the Unix world which most of us in this channel live in, NFS means network file system un-mistakably <\/vic>\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"781","content":" Ross is bald\n Sean is obvious\n jon is huge\n this is an awesome game\n","rating":"11","num_votes":"13","nicks":["X","Fishy[USK]","raw"]},{"id":"782","content":" You might have to leave your girlfriend. Is she allowed to use the phone?\n Of course not. The phone has a smiley face and really rings!\n *Ross calls Krista* --> http:\/\/www.volantminiatureshop.com\/images\/miscellaneous\/bears_dolls_toys\/toy_phone.jpg\n Hello? --> http:\/\/www.rossie.com\/oneyear\/phone1.jpg\n Wanna hook up? --> http:\/\/www.phonelosers.org\/cwp\/cwp_mickfoley2.jpg\n Okay... Guess what I'm doing now? --> http:\/\/www.cse.ucsc.edu\/~ejw\/tatum\/images\/tatum-phone-fire.jpg\n","rating":"27","num_votes":"37","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"783","content":" that's because the internet == a bunch of 15 year olds\n sweet\n hah\n awwwww\n Awwwww!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"784","content":" are you behind a router or some shit?\n ...\n no, just the total stupid of aliant\n its a simple question, norm\n some shit.\n some fucking 'router' thingie. what's that mean?\n ...\n zing?\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"785","content":" Ross said something about Vic's girlfriend and to shove it up your ass .... ??? I really have no idea what he said.\n I'm sure it was just the McDonald's she had before attending\n No one rarely does\n Hurry or you won't get the silk purse from the sow's ear!\n wha?\n I repeated that to Ross, and he doesn't even know what he said :>\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["kris","Vic"]},{"id":"787","content":"21.22.02 Join raws [20] (~ross@hlfx02-156034049161.ns.aliant.net)\n21.23.12 Quit raws (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))\n whew.. dodged the bullet there..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"788","content":" when she does it here, it's stupid, but not irritating\n And we're old enough to talk like this.\n well, not as much so\n :P\n but you guys get all hurdy when she does it in here, too.\n Because we're clever.\n And she's 18.\n And I'm an elf.\n And you're drunk.\n Fucker.\n and MY AXE!\n but, see.. joanna's not here talking about darrell's penis.. i'm not in here talking about.. my penis..\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Dare","raws[weorl]"]},{"id":"789","content":" so Jon can say \"I'd bend her over the couch...\"\n or matt can say \"sex is fun\"\n So last night I was giving Ross a blowjob, when I decided I'd like to try anal.\n see\n *sigh*\n :>\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["raws[weorl]","kris","Vic"]},{"id":"790","content":" CK\n FCUK\n mmm hotdogs\n Fuck?\n Hotdogs?\n no thanks\n FUCK HOTDOGS!\n those don't go together...\n but hey, whatever turns you on\n SLAM THEM UP YOUR ASS!\n ....\n was that a private message gone wrong again?\n AWwwwwwwww!\n they were never \"gone wrong\"\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Dare","h0g","Vic","kris"]},{"id":"791","content":" X 4.4 seems snappier\n And SPIFFIER!\n I swear, I'll kill you\n Yeah yeah yeah.\n Everyone's been saying that for years. =P\n I'll get Nancy to do it\n in your sleep\n Nancy in my room at night: pro\n She's only there to kill me: con\n She might see my wang: pro\n It's mighty tiny: con\n ...\n See, now I'll kill YOU.\n haha\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","MEAT[USK]"]},{"id":"792","content":" I see he's on his first client since night shift got in... we've all help half a dozen each in the same period\n Christ.\n Was he born his way, or were the 1970's in the microbio lab hard on him? =P\n his microbiology must have all be shrooms research or something\n Probably.\n *acha* Whoa... *acha*\n *eats lab rat*\n this shroom sucks\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["PHEESH","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"793","content":" if i had a dick, i'd go get laid..\n18.07.52 Nick X-SLEP is now known as X-SHED (~sdf@ip142177043196.mpoweredpc.net)\n Heh.\n Laid.\n Whatever that means.\n","rating":"13","num_votes":"13","nicks":[]},{"id":"794","content":" now the question is... mcDonald's or Subway\n subway\n Double bigmac with bacon\n12.01.36 Nick Vic is now known as Vic|eatFresh (~vmark@142.166.10.86)\n you'd like to see my die would you, Jay?\n you're a processor guy?\n Eh?\n that's fucking awesome\n me\n damnit\n heh\n hate you all\n gone\n :P\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","h0g"]},{"id":"795","content":" so durl, gonna sue penny-arcade for use of the word 'villainy'?\n WhERe?!\n uh... penny-arcade.com ?\n I DON'T SEE IT!!\n Oh, there it is.\n Yes.\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws","Dare"]},{"id":"796","content":" Spongebob Nopants\n Nabob Spongepants.\n It's the coffee you absorb through your legs.\n so your crotch wakes up before you do\n market that shit\n you mean yours doesnt?\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_","MEAT[Laptop]","raws"]},{"id":"797","content":" Hey, Matt! Ever install Linux?\n I love it!\n I'll have your Linux.\n And eat it too.\n I'll have Linux Linux Linux Linux\n Baked beans Linux Linux and Linux\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Vic","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"798","content":"22.26.55 Nick X_ is now known as X-SPLEE (~sean@ip142177043196.mpoweredpc.net)\n he spleed all over himself again\n Clean up your splee, guy.\n that's okay, we can just cuddle.\n AWWW!\n AWWWWWW!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":[]},{"id":"799","content":" hey, where's vic?\n I'm stuck in the tv!!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_"]},{"id":"800","content":" hey vic\n you're left handed, right?\n left, right\n out of curiosity, when you wipe, do you use your left or right?\n ...\n right\n this is one of those rare instances when i DO want to know what you do.. :P\n i just noticed complicated things are to do left handed, even when one is left handed :P\n :P\n like wiping your ass?\n that's complicated?\n yup\n *wipe* *tickle* *write name*\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"801","content":" BG: I didn't name them\n but it would suggest that\n they should be sued for false advertizing\n perhaps you should start a letter writing campaign\n A\n B\n C\n This is easy.\n","rating":"16","num_votes":"16","nicks":["VicAtWork","BG","Dare"]},{"id":"802","content":" raws[jobe]: did you write that sandy morash chick?\n did you e-mail her shit to me?\n so I can brush my teeth with it\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["h0g[InLikeFlynn]","raws[jobe]","VicAtWork"]},{"id":"803","content":" Well... enough ranting for one night... i'm going to collapse into the sweet oblivion of sleep\n00.28.37 Quit BG (212 and 718-- hell's own area codes)\n Hah.\n What's the good word, Darrell?\n I'm with Sally.\n ...\n Not that way.\n Sicko pervert.\n Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go suck cocks.\n Dammit, not that way.\n Sicko pervert.\n ...\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["BG","MEAT[Laptop]","Dare"]},{"id":"804","content":" He only mocks me because I deserve it.\n","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"805","content":" It's true, I have been attracted to men lately...\n Touche, Vic.\n Don't mind if I do!!\n Aaaah!\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"806","content":" Poop you guys.\n I'm going to bed.\n me too\n see you there.\n","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Miniya","raws"]},{"id":"807","content":" *hot things are awesome*\n *too bad Vic isn't hot*\n *then he'd be awesome*\n *awesome*\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["h0g","bignose"]},{"id":"808","content":" SUGAR STICKS! ingrediants: sugar, sugar, artificial flavour.\n wtf?\n if it's nothing but sugar, why add artificial sugar-flavour?\n MOAR SUGAR!!\n pfft. our 'shit-cookies' have better ingrediants.\n go to hell, Grund.\n EAT MY ASS, LERTA!!!\n *mayhem*\n *genocide*\n ~fin~\n \"the war in iraq\" by Ross Chapman\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws[jobe]"]},{"id":"809","content":" Why would you want to marry Ross anyway? He could go bald!\n ...Oh.\n Not being able to understand teh Support technition\n Because I love him\n He could lose his job and money and end up practically homeless!\n ...Oh.\n And want to spend the res of my life with him...\n He could grow inordinate amounts of hair on his chest and chin!\n ...Oh.\n That was because I asked him to!\n","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Dare[SpiritedAway]","ksinnis"]},{"id":"810","content":" the next version of Mac OS should be called Big Mac\n I'll definitely get that!\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"811","content":" i'm telling you, ross.. best pose ever..\n no other photo of anyone would have inspired such a flash\n What about the sexy one of Krista with no bra on?\n pff.. as if she needs to wear a bra at her age\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":[]},{"id":"812","content":" Matt & Sean\n Dare.\n Dare and Sean.\n And Matt.\n At Tenagra.\n Dare, when the walls fell.\n Vic, when the car broke.\n Canadian Tire Clerk, his register open.\n Vic, his pockets empty.\n Visa, their profits soaring.\n","rating":"18","num_votes":"20","nicks":["Dare","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"813","content":" 'hottest blood of all'\n \"the passion of the humpback whale\" - Mel Gibson\n *whale staked to a cross*\n *nails fins to cross*\n \"MOOUUUUOUOUOUOU\"\n hoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnkk\n that's... just... creepy\n we're watching the same movie, evidently :)\n so it would seem\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rossariffic","X_x"]},{"id":"814","content":" i need a bigger sword\n what are we playing now?\n playing?\n","rating":"27","num_votes":"27","nicks":["X_x","rossalot"]},{"id":"815","content":" Oh sure, leave me on the desk alone in the morning. =P\n meat, we should trade for a week.\n You work the desk and I smoke the weed?\n OK!\n","rating":"14","num_votes":"14","nicks":["MEAT[Cram]","bignose"]},{"id":"816","content":" I'm just sick of getting \"my baby isn't gestating right!\" all over the askvic.\n slurping it's placenta all over the site.\n that's enough of that\n that's what I'm saying!\n","rating":"13","num_votes":"15","nicks":["raws","Vic"]},{"id":"817","content":" I'm gonna picket the site.\n picket?\n what site?\n the askvic\n by \"picket\" I meant \"pick at\" and by \"site\" I meant, \"my ass\"\n if there's not less \"broke a condom! pinch my tubes, vic!\"\n Someone needs to tell these people, guy\n otherwise we're gonna be even MORE over-run with retards\n I'm pretty sure it's the same useless couple who seem too stupid to attempt sex.\n \"now put my wang in your ear!\" \n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws","Vic"]},{"id":"818","content":" \"Dear Vic, why are your weekends always so spiffy? -- Matt\"\nacadiageeks MEAT[Laptop] :Dear Matt, *KICK*) by Vic!vmark@192.168.0.100\n21.34.36 Join \u00a0 \u00a0MEAT[Laptop] [20] (~numbernin@dyna142-70.acadiau.ca)\n boo-urns.\n that one sucks.\n <-- awesome\n \"Dear Vic, how do you recommend driving on slush-covered highways? -- Matt\"\n Didn't I just answer this?\n I think the kick answers everything\n While standing on your head, working the pedals with your tongue and the steering with your wang\n Thanks, man.\n I thought it was obvious\n I'll have to try that.\n =D\n you're wang is never obvious\n Your wang muscles aren't strong enough\n =====D ??\n Mine are plenty strong. I don't think yours are though, as that'd explain why your car went off the road.\n =D\n *ducks*\n It never went off the road\n Well, whatever.\n YOUR WANG CANNOT COTROL YOUR CAR, VIC\n Fuck.\n *sigh*\n Control.\n poor matt\n AND CALL IT A PENIS!!\n HWANGH!\n And my wang can't cotorl my keyboard.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"4","nicks":["MEAT[Laptop]","raws","Vic"]},{"id":"819","content":" Holay crap, Gimp!\n When I say \"uninstall\" I mean \"Uninstall\"\n Not \"Complain about every file you cant' delete because you can't find it\" !\n I find it funny that you want a program called 'Gimp' to work right.\n","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Vic","raws"]},{"id":"820","content":" if life 'twere a play, 'twould be dramatic irony\n so is it 'realistic irony'?\n strictest sense? no\n THAT'S NOT .... awww, fuck it.\n poor vic.\n first we don't get irony, then his car kicks him out of it and runs off into the forbidden forest\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BG","raws","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"821","content":" it has food.\n or wants to play hide and go poop with you\n we just played that.\n* bignose washes hands\n heh\n I won!!\n the end guy is hard.\n awww\n AWWWWWWWWW\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"822","content":" so how's the frederic--dumpling-gang?\n the bad news geeks?\n the mighty fuckers?\n swiss family vicisgay?\n name that stupid kid's movie\n Remember the assholes.\n The break stuff club\n chitty chitty bang bang\n ...\n Wait a minute.\n VIOLENT HEP\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rork[waws]","Dare"]},{"id":"823","content":" My vice is killing prostitutes.\n Let's not make this into something it isn't.\n","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"824","content":" someone needs a dB meter that goes to 150\n it's when a puppy explodes. measure with that.\n i've gone through so many puppies \n awww\n","rating":"12","num_votes":"12","nicks":["X_x","raws[xing]","Vic"]},{"id":"825","content":" my remote will learn from anything that sends out an IR signal \n even Darrell? \n even Darrell\n","rating":"12","num_votes":"12","nicks":["Vic","raws[poke]"]},{"id":"826","content":" I think Ross had a different Muldner than we did \n heh. \n mine kept the real one in trunk in his office. \n and helped me win the triprogrammer tournament. \n hahaha\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","bignose","raws[poke]"]},{"id":"827","content":" good April 1 joke... add gelatin to the toilet bowl\n make sure it's not YOUR toilet\n that'd be a bitch to clean\n better april 1 joke... add gelatin to EVERYTHING \n open up, kitty!\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","raws[smeel]","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"828","content":" we've been trying to get matt to stop... \n but he's all self-conscious of his 11 fingers.. \n makes him irritable. \n he calls his wang a finger\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["raws[smeel]","Vic"]},{"id":"829","content":" biggie: who else makes a honey brown type piss that would be close?\n","rating":"-3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Fish"]},{"id":"830","content":" poor Brandon\/Walter Matheau\/Slater\n HWAAAAANGH!!\n in my heart, that hwangh was for Slater....\n HWAAAAAAANGH!!\n so was that one.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws[jeorb]"]},{"id":"831","content":" hey fish\n matt says you smell\n well well well.\n I have never said this.\n Raws = liar.\n feh\n you've been saying it all morning\n muh\n we've been trying to get matt to stop...\n suck it.\n hahaha\n so Matt..\n Jon says you smell.\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["raws[smeel]","bignose","MEAT[Laptop]","Vic","Fish"]},{"id":"832","content":" if anyone else needs me, I'll be kicking this owl.\n OUTTA MY BEARD!\n oops. said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"4","nicks":["raws"]},{"id":"834","content":" You're going to get sued by Bash.org.\r\n Illiterate Vic.\r\n \"Idiot Stick Vic\".\r\n I think Bethany still says that when she hears your name.","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Dare[Aboot]"]},{"id":"836","content":" Quick, someone say something funny!\r\n knock knock...\r\n Who's there?\r\n cyber\r\n Cyber who?\r\n What is \"what rosses girlfriend does for a free CD\", Alex?","rating":"10","num_votes":"12","nicks":["MEAT","rork","Vic"]},{"id":"837","content":" where's jon?\r\n bent over his sofa\r\n ok\r\n It's not what you think\r\n He's looking for cheetos in the cusions","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"838","content":" hey jeff\r\n see? THIS is how you hack up a page that doesn't look like ass in under an hour\r\n it's missing half of what we need and it looks like ass, but i've got pot to smoke\r\n I think Jeff still suffers from having worked for Marc\r\n this explains much...\r\n It'll be years before the wounds heal.\r\n And that's just for the emotional ones","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["X","Vic","raws","MEAT[Laptop]"]},{"id":"839","content":" *POING*\r\n don't fling your erection at me, guy\r\n","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":["Dare","raws[broken]"]},{"id":"840","content":" Hate... everything... so much...\r\n And Matt.\r\n You love everything.\r\n In your own... sticky way.\r\n ...\r\n That's right!!\r\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["MEAT[USK]","Dare[Aboot]","FlyingFish"]},{"id":"841","content":" Which makes sense, since you love the penis.\r\n I love MINE, yes\r\n NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["MEAT[PlusPlus]","Vic"]},{"id":"842","content":" cock for dolly.\r\n Quit fucking cloned sheep.\r\n i'll fuck whatever i want... oh i've said too much.","rating":"0","num_votes":"4","nicks":["bignose","MEAT[PlusPlus]"]},{"id":"843","content":" meat's a whore for the funny.\r\n he hops on punchlines like tiff on cock.","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["raws[broken]"]},{"id":"844","content":" \"new brandon\" ?\r\n is that like \"New Glasgow\" ?\r\n ...\r\n Are you saying that Ross is moving to me?\r\n mov-ING?\r\n he's going to settle into your basement apartment\r\n But I don't have...\r\n ...\r\n Oh.","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":[]},{"id":"845","content":null,"rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"846","content":null,"rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"847","content":" http:\/\/acadiageeks.ath.cx\/pages\/geek_log\/index.php?page=single&id=202\r\n http:\/\/acadiageeks.ath.cx\/pages\/geek_log\/index.php?page=single&id=382\r\n I have no recollection of that first one.\r\n and I probably quoted it after I said it.\r\n no recollection of that, either.\r\n which is why that second quote is so apt.\r\n hahaha\r\n it's twue","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","raws[better]"]},{"id":"848","content":" dear darrell: I know you think she's nuts. I forgive both you for thinking that, and her for being nuts. what you guys don't get is that I want a girl who's nuts.\r\n What... What if we just bought you a can of peanuts and drilled a hole in it for you?\r\n","rating":"16","num_votes":"16","nicks":["raws","Dare"]},{"id":"849","content":" you'll have to accept my flaming gay friend\r\n You know James too?","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["BG","Dare"]},{"id":"850","content":" http:\/\/onefish.kicks-ass.org\/~sean\/scratch\/boat\r\n Tis a fine boat, English. But sure is she's no yeti\r\n Yarrrrr, ye call 'dat a yeti?\r\n THIS is a yeti.\r\n* Dare holds up Jon.\r\n That's not a yeti, that's an asshole.\r\n I see you've played boatsies yetisies before.","rating":"3","num_votes":"5","nicks":["X","Vic","MEAT[Laptop]","Dare"]},{"id":"851","content":" this pizza looks like a gallery of abortions\r\n AWWWW\r\n It's delicious\r\n Just like the real thing\r\n wtf, is that a piece of coat hanger?\r\n AWWWWWWWWWW","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"852","content":" note to self: wear deodorant.\r\n peel myself off the chair, here.\r\n awww","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["raws[guh]","Vic"]},{"id":"853","content":" Oh my god. You won't believe what happened in class today.\r\n probably not.\r\n don't bother telling us\r\n its perfectly normal for a boy of your age, darrell\r\n ?\r\n HAHAHA","rating":"7","num_votes":"9","nicks":[]},{"id":"854","content":" \"I'm like an octopus at the boner buffet\"\r\n good one, vic\r\n yeah he's sharp\r\n ...\r\n like a bag of wet mice","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Fish_goarn","rawst","Vic"]},{"id":"855","content":" it's next to impossible to get a full time position created at the AITT\r\n chip got one.\r\n and he's a dick\r\n yep\r\n heh\r\n he's not that bad\r\n I like Christian\r\n you obviously like dicks\r\n the bathroom walls I've read speak the truth about you","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["h0g","rort"]},{"id":"856","content":" why was the pizza crossing my bridge?\r\n its three days old\r\n HOW was the pizza crossing my bridge?\r\n it's grown legs at this point\r\n and a rudimentary intelligence","rating":"3","num_votes":"7","nicks":["rawst","sean"]},{"id":"858","content":" Okay, well, this one time, I got on a broomstick, and flew around with a Quaffle.\r\n I make a better Beater\r\n ...Is that innuendo?\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["kris","Dare"]},{"id":"859","content":" someone needs to make a soft drink that's non-corrosive and non-conductive. call it like Electronics Up\r\n \"Laptop Friendly Cola\"\r\n IBM's new \"smoke free cola\"\r\n yeah, 700$ a can and gives you cancer.\r\n I drink rustcheck spray for a lot cheaper than that\r\n it's $7 can and has a nice smell\r\n there ya go.\r\n start marketing.\r\n *changes the labels*\r\n Jon Brand \"SPRAY COLA\"\r\n with a chick on the front\r\n naked. being sprayed.\r\n right in the cola\r\n aye\r\n obviously\r\n I want to market a drink called \"Protein Spray\"","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["EvilFish","h0g","bignose"]},{"id":"860","content":" hey darrell, wanna be the best man at my wedding?\r\n Fuck shit... This looks like double trouble.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["rort","Dare"]},{"id":"861","content":" My Little Pony is trying to do a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\r\n (a comeback)\r\n they be all, \"buy the figurines!\" \"watch the new cartoon!\"\r\n Sweet.\r\n ...\r\n I mean GAY.\r\n FUCKING GAY.","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["Vic","Dare"]},{"id":"862","content":" $23!\r\n I mean... it was only 14 a few months ago!\r\n so was your girlfriend\r\n DAMMIT!","rating":"18","num_votes":"18","nicks":["rass"]},{"id":"863","content":" WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!\r\n you called me jeffers.\r\n it's easter\r\n only chicks do that.\r\n cut it out.\r\n fine, jeffikins","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["rass","crapBlast"]},{"id":"867","content":" jon you need a camera in your glasses.\r\n \"I need my... *thong* *tattoo* laptop fixed\"\r\n all you'd see is T&A all da...oh I get it","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["lessCrappy","h0g","Fish"]},{"id":"868","content":" ross, you say fuck it to everything, how do you expect to make a living ?\r\n heh\r\n as a man whore!\r\n it was an add-on no one requested.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","h0g","rass"]},{"id":"869","content":" *smell*\r\n ah... the scent of a woman\r\n acka... are my feet bothering you?\r\n AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Fishee","h0g"]},{"id":"871","content":" salut, FishE\r\n hi hi hi\r\n hi\r\n salut, FishE\r\n hi \r\n hi hi hi\r\n I'm bored\r\n hi \r\n salut FishE \r\n hi\r\n salut FishE \r\n this game sucks","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"872","content":" But we had our hearts set on marrying immediately. I really feel like I know her, y'know? I think she's the one.\r\n I just changed my vacation cause Ross said you were getting married on Oct 3rd!\r\n You're smothering me again. Get out.\r\n Piss!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Dare","rome"]},{"id":"873","content":" so much for getting that done.\r\n maybe tomorrow I'll want to build a forum.\r\n until tomorrow, I'll drink a beer and grope my girlfriend while she's sleeping.\r\n I'd make a shitty little hobo.","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["romork"]},{"id":"876","content":" date: the constant planning\/talking of the wedding at work didn't help her any, I'd say\r\n er, dare\r\n fuck\r\n i love freudian slips","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["h0g","BG"]},{"id":"877","content":" Listen, Ross. Sex is a special thing between a man and a woman and the woman's livejournal.","rating":"15","num_votes":"15","nicks":["Dare[Study]"]},{"id":"878","content":" seems alright from the outside... never been in it\r\n it's a standard\r\n vic's sister ? oh, the topaz","rating":"0","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"880","content":" haha bignose needs to service his tranny\r\n yeah, it could be alot of things.\r\n I service my tranny regularly!\r\n and how.\r\n aye\r\n you spelled 'granny' wrong","rating":"-1","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Vic","bignose","Wiggaprease","raws"]},{"id":"881","content":" I hate disappointed really insanely hot chicks like that. at least she was understanding because her and I have been flirting all year.\r\n that's not understanding, jon. it's fear.\r\n well whatever works.\r\n I'm not picky","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["ReturnFish","raws"]},{"id":"882","content":" 88 minutes.\r\n that'd be an awesome movie title\r\n 88 minutes :: the Ross Chapman Story\r\n And the Adult version of the film: 88 seconds","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["bignose","raws","h0g","Vic"]},{"id":"883","content":" ah, the MEAT is trying to get to newfoundland again today\r\n Hello child, please follow me to the Air Canada Lounge...\r\n present yourself\r\n dude vanishes again.\r\n *blink blink*\r\n poor matt and his ficticious guide.\r\n poor matt and his drug problem","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["h0g","Vic","raws"]},{"id":"884","content":" ooh ooh! Don't let the open source hurt me!\r\n Mommy, I think there's a unix hiding under my bed, can I sleep with the light on?\r\n *looks for man with no testes*\r\n No, you blathering twit, UNIX, not Eunuchs!","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"885","content":" hard to tell in this day and age\r\n People logging things left and right with no regards for humour\r\n I remember a day when only the funniest things were logged, and people had to painstakingly look through log files to find them","rating":"3","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"887","content":" \"Your star burns!\"\r\n sometimes the sun looks like a huge mass of swirling burning gases far off in space.\r\n i find that weird.\r\n ...\r\n You're not supposed to use a telescope\r\n shit.","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"888","content":" ah, roofies. where would my love-life be without you.\r\n legal?\r\n to start, yes.","rating":"11","num_votes":"11","nicks":["ross","Fishy"]},{"id":"889","content":" can we call him crisco from now on?\r\n except more sweaty\r\n Benjamin Crisco\r\n stop... watching... star trek\r\n Captain of Deep Six-9","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["raws","Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"891","content":" 13 going on 30 is cool because the girl is like a female me.\r\n ...\r\n YOU are like a female you\r\n","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"892","content":" but... but... I like it\r\n you have to!\r\n Jay's got a point\r\n That's true...\r\n I hadn't considered that angle.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["h0g","Vic","Dare"]},{"id":"893","content":" so.. i've trained my cat that not having front claws doesn't make her weak and useless.\r\n how when she attacks she just wraps her front legs around what ever's bugging her and just bites down as hard as she can. \r\n truly a force to be reckoned with.\r\n My cat mastered that long before now :P\r\n ask sean\r\n and his legs\r\n stupid me, your cat is better. of course.\r\n Just saying\r\n I don't think you have to train a cat to be violent, guy\r\n this one is 12, and lived with my grandmother for the last 7 years. i don't think it was stimulated quite teh same way that it is now.\r\n Fair enough\r\n she's awsome now.\r\n it's even hard to pull her head off when she really grabs on.\r\n Are we talking about the cat still?\r\n yes.","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"894","content":" poor darrell\r\n spending all his non-existant monies\r\n I fell for him man\r\n er\r\n feel for him\r\n DAMNIT\r\n I'd like that stricken from the record!","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"895","content":" you'd think a fucking subway BMT would have Bacon on it, but noooo BMT is a subway line in newyork. sons of bitches.\r\n i told the WHORE at subway they should put up a sign saying \"warning does not actually contain bacon\"\r\n then i punched her in the face , yelled \"my name is sean murphy\" and ran.\r\n like the fucking wind.\r\n a slow sweaty wind.","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"896","content":" One thing about Ross's breakups, they sure make for good channel converstaion :P","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"897","content":" I haven't eaten since 9:30 and I'm not hungry yet.\r\n fucking damn hell damn.\r\n So you suck.\r\n All food is crazy.\r\n I'll break up with food.\r\n then quit.\r\n then move back home.\r\n and then get back together with food.\r\n then get married.\r\n to a pumpkin","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare","bignose","ziggy[work]","EatMeFish"]},{"id":"898","content":" So, I think I found the perfect woman for sean\r\n inflatable?\r\n BAHAHAR\r\n but no\r\n oh\r\n I was crossing the intersection just now\r\n hooker?\r\n and it has audible walk signs for the blind\r\n blind hooker!\r\n And for the direction we were crossing the sound is \"beep-boop\"\r\n So one of the girls in a group behind me was going \"you're-blind\" in tune with the crossing sound\r\n Exactly the kind of insensitive humour that he appreciates\r\n was she also blind or a hooker?\r\n Not that I could tell\r\n oh well. good anyway","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","EatFish"]},{"id":"899","content":" I bought a book.\r\n what book?\r\n \"Life during the Industrial Revolution\"\r\n Or something.\r\n I see\r\n Are you going to attempt to enter the book and live there?\r\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"901","content":" Know that Luka song we were talking about earlier?\r\n Downloaded it just for amusements sake\r\n It's clearly about spousal abuse\r\n When I was little and heard it on the radio\r\n I thought it was about her turning into a werewolf and making excuses for the sounds coming from her apartment and not to come up when he hears them","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"902","content":" so i-bot, what's up?\r\n I am doing homework\r\n Good on you\r\n If you only talk to i-bot very ocaisionally, it appears at least as intelligent as Ross.\r\n why talk when I could be eating!\r\n See what I'm saying?!","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"903","content":" christ I'm hungry\r\n i'm eating crackers\r\n I've got a cinnamon bun innfront of me\r\n they're like\r\n a ball of lard\r\n wrapped in sugar\r\n so I sort of chip away at it...otherwise it sits in my stomach and makes me feel like Jon looks","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["MySpoonIsSufficient","X"]},{"id":"904","content":" she thinks paper cuts are neat\r\n You're neat!\r\n ...no wait.\r\n You're laughably unkempt.\r\n it's easy to confuse the two.\r\n They keys are right next to each other.","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["zig","Dare"]},{"id":"905","content":" someday vic, you and i will have an epic battle to the death.\r\n Probably\r\n when my flame thrower is done.\r\n I just hope it's before you get your flame thrower done\r\n Damnit","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"906","content":" Is she 14?\r\n She is.\r\n And she is therefore legal in Canada. :P\r\n woo. import her.\r\n *calls up England*\r\n Right. I need Emma Watson, dear boy. Pip pip! Cheerio!","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Dare","zig"]},{"id":"907","content":" That would have been a completely different show had it been called \"Buddy, the Vampire Slayer\"\r\n Buffy, The Vampire Player\r\n Buffy, the Umpire Slayer\r\n No one's safe","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"908","content":"Nick rizzo is now known as rizzlunch\r\n screw all o' y'all\r\nNick rizzlunch is now known as jizz_lunch\r\n ha ha\r\nQuit X (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\r\n sean wasn't havin' any of that.\r\nNick jizz_lunch is now known as rizzout","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"909","content":" sir if I had a billion dollars I'd give you 1000 just to fuck off :)\r\n Jon too\r\n sweet!\r\n Awesome","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Spoony","Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"910","content":" what DBs are you into.\r\n mr DB admin .... ehe.\r\n Vic is making me confused\r\n he was correcting our ghrammer.\r\n oh\r\n he's gonna get that too.\r\n shut it up then\r\n ignoring the DB question ?\r\n you gotta answer so i can Rip on your choice\r\n The what question?\r\n The DB question\r\n The DB what?\r\n The DB question\r\n The what what?\r\nQuit SpoonFullOfHate (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))\r\n too funny","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","SpoonFullOfHate","Vic"]},{"id":"911","content":" *wink* *angel wings* *steam power*\r\n *break*\r\n what happened to the old car?\r\n shut up, I can't hear myself be 1,000,000 db loud.\r\n this is fun.\r\n this needs to be a flash movie.\r\n OUR CARS.\r\n ~ by the only guy who doesn't have one.\r\n ... *sigh*\r\n that got depressing REAL fast....","rating":"9","num_votes":"11","nicks":["rizzo"]},{"id":"912","content":" Jesus, I didn't know they released Zim to DVD,\r\n season 1, baby. funny commentary. and a little special.\r\n they all treat the guy who does Dib like we treat you.\r\n all the commentaries are all \"shut up, get back in your hole\"\r\n Heh.\r\n ...\r\n Fuck, I hate you guys.\r\n shut up, get back in your hole.","rating":"17","num_votes":"17","nicks":["MEAT","rizzo"]},{"id":"913","content":" Hmm, I'm pretty impressed with this Roger's \"Extreme' high-speed.\r\nJoin MEATY [0] (numbernine@69.196.176.204)\r\nQuit MEAT (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\r\nQuit MEATY (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\r\nJoin MEATY [0] (numbernine@69.196.176.204)\r\nQuit MEATY (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\r\n We're not.","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["MEAT","X"]},{"id":"916","content":" I have cock powers","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"917","content":" fag.\r\n takes one to know one\r\n fat, hairy malcontent!","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["CapnStabbin"]},{"id":"918","content":" the matt!\r\n the matt?\r\n The Ross!\r\n The Ross!\r\n are you drunk?\r\n Not at all.\r\n damn. you're more funny when drunk.\r\n Sorry to disappoint. =P\r\n I have nary a drop of liquor in the apartment.\r\n okay... okay... put meat on the keyboard... whoever you are.\r\n =P\r\n no liquor,,, as if you could fool me\r\n I'm seriously.\r\n *sigh* and what do you do after 'not having any alcohol', *ahem* 'Matt'.... go out and score with chicks?\r\n MY PANTIES! MY PANTIES!\r\n you're the anit-matt.... I'm gonna call you... \"Tam\".\r\n After not having any alcohol... I got to bed.\r\n you're like, evil matt from another dimension, where up is down, drunk is sober, and the evil beard is replaced by a far more evil-looking... handlbar moustache\r\n You're like ..... Tiff\r\n with a smaller moustache\r\n Awww.\r\n I miss that moustache.\r\n god dammit, everyone needs to wake up and appreciate how funny I'm being right now.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["rizzo","MEAT"]},{"id":"920","content":" did ya hear james i joining the navy?\r\n BAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\n i = is\r\n *tear*\r\n that's what I said.\r\n You're kidding, right?\r\n to him\r\n as he told me.\r\n I was all \"so you're.... going to be.... in the navy?\"\r\n He probably think it's just like in that VIllage People song.\r\n SHIT! First the YMCA and now this!","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["rizzo","MEAT"]},{"id":"921","content":" <- stupid\r\n ^he's not wrong","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Fishy"]},{"id":"922","content":"<_X_> aw man\r\n<_X_> now i want to make donuts\r\n aww man\r\n Now I want to eat donuts.\r\n aw man. now I AM a donut.\r\n Awww man, now we're ALL donuts.\r\n my hole is full of jelly\r\n I... I'm going to need you to shut up.\r\n","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["_X_","Dare","rizzo","MEAT"]},{"id":"923","content":" yeah right, bignose NEVER isn't touching that\r\n09.55.20 Nick bignose is now known as huggyBear (6569b5805e@bignose.ca)\r\n ...\r\n i think you're more like Hutch\r\n starsky and hutch\r\n or Shaft\r\n you're totally a fat, white shaft\r\n09.55.47 Nick huggyBear is now known as bignose (6569b5805e@bignose.ca)\r\n ...\r\n fine\r\n wait","rating":"-1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Fishy","X","huggyBear","bignose"]},{"id":"924","content":" *preparing another cache to hide*\r\n this time, full of my own bodily fluids!\r\n that would be awesome.\r\n ahem, i mean \r\n that would be awesome\r\n haha vic\r\n he's such a dirty old bastard","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["SumoFish","bignose"]},{"id":"925","content":" Durel's disappeared!\r\n Probably reading his book\r\n ...\r\n heh\r\n I'll investigate\r\n quick, put it in a safe while he's inside it","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Jo","Vic"]},{"id":"926","content":" Durel contorted his face into a demonic expression and roared like a baby dinosaur when I asked if he wanted to watch Good Eats\r\n I think he might want to keep reading his book\r\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Jo"]},{"id":"927","content":" here's what I don't get: Kevin insists on the fan in the air-conditioned office...\r\n its so he can more efficiently disperse his stink\r\n BUT. when I get a lift to halifax, he has the windows rolled up, NO vents on, and I'm sweatin' like a vic in the afternoon sun.\r\n every time i smell it.. i fear I've somehow been infected\r\n I'm sure you have\r\n There's millions of tiny kevins running around in your blood stream smashing into capillaries and spreading their cheeks to your white blood cells\r\n ...\r\n i'm gonna go kill myself now\r\n proper thing","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["rizzo","X","Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"928","content":" Did you guys here what Durel said to the lady at the bank?\r\n something about his wang?\r\n something about HER wang?\r\n something about MY wang?","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Jo","Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"929","content":" by \"her\" I mean \"darrell's\"\r\n we know\r\n that's usually what we mean too","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Jo","Fishy"]},{"id":"930","content":" <-- Vic\r\n no way\r\n ^- gay\r\n way","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Fishy","bignose"]},{"id":"931","content":" where 'this channel' = Vic\r\n but i suck cocks.\r\n Yeah\r\n everyone else loves us..\r\n no no\r\n see , he agreed.\r\n you're the sweaty buying stuff guy","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"932","content":" search vic is gay\r\n Searching, hold your bird...\r\n More than 10 matches found (82) [vic, is, gay]\r\n 599,932,903,483 matches found\r\n are you new here? You seem confused...\r\n I LOVE TEH CAULK\r\n I like the caulk myself","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["ross","Fishy"]},{"id":"933","content":" god damnit suprnova is down\r\n poor chocolate muffin","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Spoony","Fishy"]},{"id":"934","content":" there's a cricket in the wall\r\n i'm going to kill it\r\n with a grenade\r\n because it's driving me fucking nuts\r\n *chirrrup*\r\n what's that?\r\n *chirrrup*\r\n Kill everyone?\r\n *chirrrup*\r\n agreed","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"935","content":" so ross is pretty gay\r\n yeah\r\n I'm talkin' about chili dogs or whatever, and he says stuff like \"I wish I could wear pretty dresses!\"\r\n ...\r\n I dunno, I forget how it really happened","rating":"4","num_votes":"6","nicks":[]},{"id":"936","content":" it was like I had won some sort of weird price\r\n er. prize.\r\n And by 'weird', you mean 'awesome'.\r\n yep :D\r\n and by 'prize' you mean 'free basket of titties'\r\n where do I claim my prize?\r\n then I gave her my mad 'crouching pervert hidden lust' reach around finger walking shoulder massage.\r\n so she stayed there for a while making delighted noises. it was the best sex I've had for years.\r\n hey! I was going to say that!","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Fishy","MEAT","rizzo[usk]","Spoony"]},{"id":"937","content":"08.59.41 Topic \"V.I.C. stands for 'Vivacious Indigo Crusader'\" by rizzo[usk] (~rizzo@dyna142-105.acadiau.ca)\r\n uhm\r\n k?\r\n matty wanted a new channel name\r\n what's a po' boy to do?\r\n fair enough\r\n po boy, po boy, whatcha gonna do","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"938","content":" I think Matty has charm and charisma\r\n and a big black cock\r\n and a big...\r\n fuck!","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rizzo","Fishy","X"]},{"id":"939","content":" you guys are dicks\r\n why, because you want to eat a bag of us?","rating":"9","num_votes":"11","nicks":["DaSpoon","rizzo"]},{"id":"940","content":" I'm a math nerd\r\n I miss proofs!\r\n Prove it.\r\n Yay!\r\n Proof accepted.","rating":"13","num_votes":"13","nicks":["Jo","Dare[Weorl]"]},{"id":"941","content":" so i setup the punching bag.\r\n teh awesome.\r\n what's her name?","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"942","content":" holy. shit.\r\n that eggroll wanted to change his password to a shorter one... \r\n the new one was at least 15 characters long\r\n Actually, he didn't say 'shorter', he used the Chinese 'sho-tah', which is Chinese for 'please pass the soy sauce, white boy.'\r\n I though it might have been 'schor-tora' which I belive is from a mandarin phrase meaning \"eat me, smart-ass\".","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["FishyOne","MEAT"]},{"id":"943","content":" holy what in the fuck. there has been about 8 sirens of different types go by on the highway today.\r\n14.21.09 Quit Spoony (M A R S, Mars Bitches)\r\n I knew that would scare hime","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Fishy"]},{"id":"944","content":" yea I love hearing\r\n \"I have to go to the loser support center\"\r\n ....\r\n good luck, loser.\r\n Of course they have that perception - the USC is the only real visible aspect of everything.\r\n I guess that makes you a fucking loser don't it?\r\n it sure does\r\n jon finally got the chance to tell one of them that.\r\n it was priceless\r\n I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED that\r\n it was so fucking awesome\r\n ?????????????????\r\n What'd I miss?\r\n he wasn't at work, so he could point out that they were a fucking dolt\r\n WHAT HAPPEN?\r\n Hahaha.\r\n we get signal!\r\n MAIN FISH TURN ON!\r\n way ahead of ya ;)\r\n ... AWWWWWWWW","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Spoony","rizzo","MEAT","Fishy"]},{"id":"945","content":" blah blah blah cucumber salad blah blah chimney sweeps blah blah blah\r\n lol\r\n Nancy's usin the phone I assume\r\n no, Ian is.\r\n *ZING*","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["rizzo","Spoony"]},{"id":"946","content":" god DAMNIT. is kevin fucking eating something at desk again?\r\n tuna cola\r\n Flakes of Ham Up\r\n Expired chicken salad. ","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fishy","MEAT"]},{"id":"947","content":" so kaleena was wondering outloud what she came out to the edtech desk for. I suggested maybe it was a mustache ride.\r\n she said \"you wish\"\r\n I said \"you're damn right I do\"\r\n :D\r\n then we went back into the laptop storage room...\r\n *sigh*\r\n alas, we did no such thing.\r\n then we took a little walk out to my car...\r\n ... and then I ate the bowl!!\r\n But it was made of mithril! And steam-powered!\r\n All in all, it was pretty spiffy!\r\n *toke* whaaaaaaaat?","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","MEAT"]},{"id":"948","content":" currently hating Rick Giles\r\n for...having...this...course....start...at...8:30\r\n giles likes mornings.\r\n hold my drink! I'm Rick Giles, BITCH!\r\n cocaine's a hell of a drug","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Master_P","rizzo","Fishy"]},{"id":"949","content":"08.54.01 Join Vic|boston [0] (nobody@192.168.5.10)\r\n vic: GO. OUTSIDE.\r\n you paid for the vacation, see more than the chatroom\r\n08.54.29 Quit Vic|boston (CGI:IRC)\r\n sweet\r\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"950","content":" TWO IN THE PINK; ONE IN THE STINK!\r\n Da Shocker!\r\n yep\r\n Only two?!\r\n AWWWWWWWWWWWW!","rating":"19","num_votes":"23","nicks":["Fishy","MEAT"]},{"id":"951","content":" the winnner is.\r\n the one and only...\r\n none other than..\r\n ME!\r\n ... ME!@\r\n kalan porter\r\n DAMNIT\r\n booooooooooooooo\r\n crowd goes apeshit. shit's exploding.. wait the channel has just been taken over by bin laden... there's blood everywhere. THIS IS HORID","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose","Fishy","MEAT"]},{"id":"952","content":" we make awful quotes.\r\n kalan, can i suck your dick ?\r\n I fucking hate you assholes. I should have stayed in boston\r\n With phill, he knew how to treat me.","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","bignose"]},{"id":"953","content":"* Vic looks on the bright side\r\n Always look on the briiight side of liiiife... *whistles* *crucifix*\r\n way ahead of you","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":[]},{"id":"954","content":" what's wrong with the valley, is everyone diseased?!\r\n yeah\r\n you're missing out\r\n uh huh","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"955","content":"21.39.24 Nick rizz[improo] is now known as rizz (~rizzo@ip142177152083.ns.aliant.net)\r\n ... Awww?\r\n rizzm\r\n21.41.31 Nick rizz is now known as rizzAllOverHerFace (~rizzo@ip142177152083.ns.aliant.net)\r\n there.\r\n better?\r\n yes!\r\n","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"956","content":" don't hate me cause it made no sense\r\n what if I hate you because you're a minority?\r\n that's ok I guess","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Spoony","Fishy"]},{"id":"957","content":" you feel like hittin up a burger joint?\r\n I most certainly do.\r\n well then\r\n let's roll\r\n joint ?\r\n roll ?\r\n bignose: priceless","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["DaSpoon","FishyOne","bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"958","content":"* X = tired\r\n Masturbation Marathon?\r\n ...work\r\n can't it be both?","rating":"20","num_votes":"22","nicks":[]},{"id":"959","content":" Oh, this is the story 'bout a man named Ross\r\n Poor valley guy, couldnt afford dental floss\r\n Then one day he was lookin' for some poon\r\n And from New Glasgow came a childish buffoon\r\n (Krista, that is)\r\n *banjo*\r\n shut. up.","rating":"32","num_votes":"40","nicks":["MEAT","ross"]},{"id":"960","content":" Phil Collins, man of many flavors\r\n awww?\r\n Someday I'll taste them all.\r\n AWWWW!\r\n NAWWWW! Naw man!","rating":"4","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Ian[USC]","Fishy","MEAT[slepe]","Vic"]},{"id":"961","content":" new ask vic\r\n does it have vaginas in it?\r\n none at all\r\n aw\r\n Aw\r\n damnit","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"962","content":" ... green chicken...\r\n WHAT IN THE FUCK!?\r\n yeah\r\n eugh\r\n my experiment to combine watermelons and chicken have gone horribly wrong !\r\n awwwwwwww\r\n haha\r\n my experiment to make chicken cordon weed has also gone horribly wrong!\r\n again !","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Fishy","Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"963","content":" You talk to the new couple any yesterday or today?\r\n yeah, they stopped by last night\r\n did they look like they had 'been intimate' ? :P\r\n thankfully, no.\r\n hahaha\r\n *look of shock*\r\n *holding her bits with pained expression*\r\n awwwwwwwww\r\n *hold his bits with anticipation*\r\n AWWWWWWWWWWW","rating":"19","num_votes":"23","nicks":["Vic","rizzo","Fishy"]},{"id":"964","content":" rooos\r\n16.19.25 Quit Ian (hiding farkers)\r\n that'll teach ya\r\n16.30.41 Quit rizzo (Ian sucks)\r\n that'll teach ya\r\n16.36.35 Quit DaSpoon (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\r\n that'll teach ya","rating":"3","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Ian","Fishy"]},{"id":"965","content":" I'm smoking the Scottish tobacco Ross gave me.\r\n are ye.\r\n I'm smoking something too... but it's not scottish, and it's not from ross...\r\n how's that working out for ya?\r\n Hep.\r\n I'm done... It was a wet smoke... The tobacco needs to dry or I need to stop drooling.\r\n ha\r\n can't you be content with a pipe that blows bubbles?\r\n maybe a little from column A and a little from column B\r\n can I be 'bubbles'?\r\n awwww\r\n can I be the pipe?\r\n awwww","rating":"21","num_votes":"23","nicks":["Dare","bignose","Vic","Fishy","BG"]},{"id":"966","content":"08.21.06 Join Ian[USC] [0] (~whitman@131.162.183.104)\r\n speaking of stumps","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"967","content":" poor vic... he's taken to projecting his desires onto others just as a desperate way of expressing them\r\n You're confusing that with my reading your mind again\r\n nope. I know what's going on in my mind.\r\n *crickets* \r\n *goldfish playing chess*\r\n *tumbleweed*\r\n (porn porn porn porn porn!!!)\r\n *naked oiled up ross dancing on a large schlong shaped table*\r\n sweet!\r\n you're reading my mind reading your mind\r\n ... zing?\r\n we've been over this, guy\r\n indeed.\r\n read up :)\r\n smile and nod\r\n \"vic == clever\"\r\n now shut up, Vic.\r\n fine...\r\n *kicks ross*\r\n wheee!\r\n now you're talkin!!\r\n *kicks Jon*\r\n wooo!\r\n ohhh yeah!!!\r\n I've never felt so alive!!!\r\n *kicks MEAT for no reason*\r\n Wooo!!\r\n the powAR!!! teh power!!!!\r\n *lights up a smoke and reclines way back in his chair* ohhhhh yeahhhhh\r\n I was good for me\r\n It, even\r\n you're going to need a nap now, sheesh\r\n I was too though\r\n practice makes perfect\r\n sure does\r\n suuuure does\r\n you must be awesome at masturbating then!\r\n I sure am, guy. and no I won't show you.\r\n Thank God\r\n you're welcome","rating":"-4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Fishy","rizzo"]},{"id":"968","content":" I'm seriously... that's the best hack I made to i-bot ever\r\n What was HOHOcon?\r\n ...\r\n WHAT?","rating":"17","num_votes":"19","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"969","content":" hrmm, jon i have some consolence for you.. there is a chance that you've had sex more recently than ross..\r\n course i don't know. i'm just throwing out idea's.\r\n but him and sean look so happy together\r\n zing !\r\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"970","content":" eat a bag of dicks Vic\r\n *eats bag of dicks*","rating":"0","num_votes":"4","nicks":["DaSpoon","Vic"]},{"id":"971","content":"21.36.37 Join X-LAPTOP [20](~X@ip142177158044.ns.aliant.net)\r\n sean, just go away\r\n21.36.48 Part X-LAPTOP\r\n woohoo","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"972","content":" so vic.. your taste in porn leads towards the mentally deficient?\r\n Are you suggesting there's another way to make fries?\r\n","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["BG","Vic"]},{"id":"973","content":" IANAL = i am not a lawyer.\r\n I <3 ANAL = I AM a lawyer","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"974","content":" As long as people know how their genitals work, Ross will have a job.\r\n that's why they wouldn't hire me.","rating":"14","num_votes":"14","nicks":["Dare","bignose"]},{"id":"975","content":" i hate everyone\r\n22.39.41 Join Ian [0] (~whitman@ip142177155142.ns.aliant.net)\r\n speaking of everyone\r\n Whee Everyone!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BG","Ian"]},{"id":"976","content":" what's up with the meat-like drop\/connect\/drop\/connect activities?\r\n new router here\r\n it's being all gay\r\n I'm workin on it\r\n I don't get it. are you working on it because it's gay or is it gay because you're working on it?","rating":"24","num_votes":"28","nicks":["Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"977","content":" for great justice\r\n take off every zig\r\n15.29.18 Quit Dare (CGI:IRC (EOF))\r\n marriage sure has changed him\r\n yeah, darrell's a changed man","rating":"17","num_votes":"17","nicks":["Dare","rizzusk","Vic"]},{"id":"978","content":" what was that other thing you couldn't find? \r\n my dignity?\r\n oh right","rating":"31","num_votes":"31","nicks":["X","rizzusk"]},{"id":"979","content":" who's gay ? vic's gay !\r\n who sucks? vic sucks\r\n that's the spirit.\r\n everyone !\r\n WHO SUCKS?\r\n JON SUCKS !\r\n WHO'S GAY?\r\n X !\r\n ROSS' GAY!\r\n DA DA DA DAAAAA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\n nlog a million","rating":"17","num_votes":"19","nicks":["bignose","rizzusk","Ian[argh]"]},{"id":"980","content":" It wouldn't be so bad, but I have nearly no clean dishes, and I'm going to work naked tomorrow if I don't finish off my laundry.\r\n do the dishes naked and call it a night.\r\n No one wants to know what you do.\r\n","rating":"25","num_votes":"25","nicks":["MEAT","rizzusk"]},{"id":"981","content":" man.. i remember when you and ian used to fight over who would take nancy home.. \r\n and she'd pick sean, because he was less creepy\r\n :)\r\n yeah..\r\n <- awesome\r\n so that's the purpose of ian..to make sean less creepy?\r\n you better believe it\r\n that's awesome.\r\n sean could be sporting knives, and girls would still pick him over Ian..\r\n are you coming on to me?\r\n Rob wanted to invite you for a threesome.. didn't he tell you?\r\n *cough*\r\n well, it was either you or ian, and of course..the less creepy one won.\r\n ... you guys need to shut up\r\n you brought it up :P\r\n no i didn't!","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["BG","Sui"]},{"id":"982","content":" melissa was out hanging out with all of her friends, and i was stuck \"somewhere\" by that i mean some random place that shows up in dreams that you never know where it is.\r\n so anyways, i get stuck with some chick, and we start screwing around.. i'm just about ot fuck her in the ass, and for some reason we stop and have to go meet melissa somewhere.\r\n awww that's sweet\r\n so when we meet melissa, my grandmother is with her. alive.. somehow she didn't die, she was jus tin a coma, and the rest of the dream is me hugging her [and wishing she woke up 10 minutes later, so i coulda fucked that chick]\r\n weird dream guy\r\n yeah.","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"983","content":" DAMN BITCH! it's a pussy not a clown car!\r\n jon is all over that\r\n I'm not all over anything and you know it\r\n the most hot sweaty action I ever get is at bignose's place\r\n please qualify that for the love of god.\r\n no need...\r\n we know what's goes on over there\r\n ah christ.\r\n yup\r\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Fishy","bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"984","content":" anyone here have a telescope?\r\n yup.\r\n it's out at the island tho.\r\n which kind? long barrell, or fat barrell?\r\n fat and long bitch\r\n um","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"985","content":" dairy queer for lunch?\r\n woo!\r\n unless you're vic\r\n awww\r\nacadiageeks Fishy :There - I feel much better now) by Vic!~vmark@CR00609759dd1d-CM000a73a15081.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com\r\n10.42.04 Join Fishy [0] (Feeshee@131.162.183.136)\r\n damnit\r\n vic, you're a bastard\r\n sweet\r\n finally recognition","rating":"-1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"986","content":" I knew you knew\r\n I knew you'd know that I knew\r\n just being dickish\r\n it wasn't so dickish.\r\n more obviously patronizing.\r\n which, for some reason, is perfectly acceptable.\r\n twue\r\n ... we're weird.\r\n yup","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"987","content":" yep\r\n so...\r\n how's it hangin?\r\n 214 day uptime.\r\n wow. you must be sore by now.","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Fishy","goooned"]},{"id":"988","content":" awesome! the janitor guy is here with the ghostbusters vac\r\n the one that makes loads of noise but never seems to pick much up\r\n ... Like Ian\r\n no no. Ian sucks more","rating":"0","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"989","content":" so ross, I demand you bring helen to improv more :D\r\n next time we'll get her drunked up so much that she likes guitar music\r\n it'll be awesome and at least mostly legal!\r\n mostly\r\n last time she got all drunked up, she had a topless contest with her friends.\r\n . dot .\r\n jesus christ.\r\n bring them too\r\n haha","rating":"2","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Fishy","Vic","rizzusk"]},{"id":"990","content":" know who sucks?\r\n Ian?\r\n Ross?\r\n Vic?\r\n George Bush?\r\n Me?","rating":"11","num_votes":"15","nicks":[]},{"id":"991","content":" ATHF Dare :P\r\n 'all the horse fuckers'?\r\n no\r\n 'all the... ' dammit\r\n No no... Free food tonight.\r\n Teh deans list dinner.\r\n woo\r\n all the horse.. fuck","rating":"9","num_votes":"15","nicks":["VicRomano","Dare"]},{"id":"992","content":"20.04.51 Nick KennyG is now known as pedophile (~rizzo@dyna167-73.acadiau.ca)\r\n everyone happy now?\r\n not me\r\n I'm never happy\r\n me either\r\n let's get married\r\n I am married.\r\n ... let's move to Utah\r\n hahaha\r\n","rating":"17","num_votes":"17","nicks":[]},{"id":"993","content":" god damnit\r\n where's the fucking cable guy\r\n \"between 8-10\" is HORSE SHIT\r\n haha Cable Guy\r\n he's still got an hour, guy\r\n if he's going to be here at fucking 9:45 TELL ME THAT SO I CAN SLEEP LONGER FUCK SAKES \r\n no I'm just pissed cause I woke up at 8\r\n poor chocolate chip muffin.\r\n had to get up at 8\r\n har\r\n time for a pre-emptive fuck you Jon\r\n damnit\r\n HA HAW!!\r\n I was too late\r\n he already said some bullshit","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Spoony","Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"994","content":" hey biggie. uploading an awesome file for ya\r\n nsfw for people around others. plenty safe for your work\r\n called holyshit.mpeg\r\n It's a video of Fishy going number 2 at church\r\n downloading.","rating":"1","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Fishy","Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"995","content":" it's funny what we consider fair.\r\n funny and scary.\r\n funny... or criminal?","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"996","content":" poor ian\r\n little guy never had a chance\r\n yeah, and vic blocked his IP.\r\n watch.\r\n HEY IAN\r\n YOU HAVE A SMALL WANG\r\n10.51.58 Quit Ian[yawn] (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)\r\n perfect timing :)\r\n he's not even at his seat\r\n I'm saying this stuff out loud, too\r\n bahahaha","rating":"0","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Fishy","rizzusk","Vic"]},{"id":"997","content":" and I'd be in my hoopty driving home right now\r\n sweet\r\n HOOPTY\r\n can you think of anything that would cause \"creeking sounds\" in the back of a cavalier other then strut mounts?\r\n dead hookers?\r\n I'm not Jon\r\n dead black hookers then","rating":"9","num_votes":"13","nicks":["Spoony","rizzerk","Fishy"]},{"id":"998","content":" jon, what time tonite ?\r\n right on time\r\n tonight should start at around 6pm, when it ceases to be 'this afternoon'\r\n oops! I crapped my pants!\r\n ah, ya got me.","rating":"1","num_votes":"5","nicks":["bignose","Fishy","rizzwerk"]},{"id":"999","content":" this whole pig semen project is making work fun..","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1000","content":" my only goal was to get homosexual up there.\r\n ...\r\n that sentence is not good","rating":"13","num_votes":"13","nicks":["rizzwerke"]},{"id":"1001","content":" i can totally see why its my fault that she's always late for her morning classes\r\n she got in the shower before me this time, and she still hasn't come out of her room\r\n <#acadiageeks stats> *quote*\r\n har","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"1002","content":" you want to fuck vic?\r\n G A Y\r\n har\r\n aww?\r\n zing?\r\n throw it into his used sloppy brown?\r\n awwwww I just grossed myself out\r\n fuck sakes\r\n hate you Jon\r\n *gag*","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["THESPOON","VicAtWork","Fishy","rizz[usc]"]},{"id":"1003","content":" WOO","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["woo"]},{"id":"1004","content":" quote this mother fucker","rating":"-3","num_votes":"5","nicks":["biggie"]},{"id":"1005","content":null,"rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"1006","content":" meat's got that nasty 'Tiff' thing, though\r\n you mean ghonorea?","rating":"6","num_votes":"8","nicks":["rizzo[wtf]","X"]},{"id":"1007","content":null,"rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"1008","content":" you know who i don't like? janice hudson\r\n ^hoping that's recorded for the website.\r\n you know who's a fucking idiot? janice hudson.\r\n","rating":"-4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Sui"]},{"id":"1009","content":" where the fuck are the rest of you assholes\r\n*** biggie is now known as assholes.\r\n *right here*\r\n i knew it.. i'm surrounded by assholes\r\n now you are..","rating":"3","num_votes":"5","nicks":[]},{"id":"1010","content":" your system board needs replacing.\r\n will that affect my files?\r\n no, what we're replacing, you won't even notice.\r\n ... unless we replace it with, like... butter.\r\n or hitler\r\n hahahaha\r\n hitler.\r\n haw\r\n *krista's friend runs away*\r\n which is what I read instead of 'butter'\r\n you've got butter on the mind\r\n ... you mean hitler\r\n see?","rating":"29","num_votes":"29","nicks":["izzy","Vic"]},{"id":"1011","content":" well, georgy's speach went well.\r\n no bombings or anything?\r\n BOOMATOSE\r\n no bombs.\r\n good speech actually. he admitted \"it can be hard sleeping next to an elephant\"\r\n He shouldn't be so hard on Laura.","rating":"4","num_votes":"6","nicks":["bignose","Fishy","Spoony","MEAT"]},{"id":"1012","content":" Wow, Department of Education.\r\n Way to spell my name.\r\n \"Mathhew\".\r\n Christ.\r\n how do you get mathhew out of \"meat\"","rating":"13","num_votes":"13","nicks":["MEAT","biggiePants"]},{"id":"1013","content":" IT ESPLODES\r\n it burns like hygiene!\r\n or excercise\r\n or spelling","rating":"8","num_votes":"10","nicks":["X_MOONAES","uncle_izzy"]},{"id":"1014","content":" but if i'm describing something complex, i'm very good at getting my idea's across.\r\n i just hit the wrong keys alot. this article is about people that downright can't get their idea's out. \r\n Indeed\r\n 'a lot' :)\r\n fuck you.. 2 words.\r\n 'ideas'\r\n How's this Mr Mark Veniot, I will begin to type as proper as i can. Just to make you fucking happy.\r\n s\/i\/I\r\n G.A.Y.\r\n beauty\r\n heh, referencing CEO's... Many of these guys write in inflated language that desperately needs a laxative,\"\r\n Dear Vic, I am writing to you this morning to let you know what has been on my mind for a long time. Firstly, I do not believe that you are a bad person in any way, shape, or form. Secondly, it has recently come to my attention that you are an active member of the homosexual community and I wish to congratulate you on your bold move of making this known publicly. Thirdly, oh hell... even I can't stand this. FCUCK YUO TEH VIC!@","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bodhisattva","Vic","FUCKdaEGGROLLS"]},{"id":"1015","content":" took a whole CD to do the dishes.\r\n it sure is hard to get the dish soap out of them","rating":"7","num_votes":"9","nicks":["ross","Vic"]},{"id":"1016","content":" on a scale of 1 to 10, how much does vic suck?\r\n 7?\r\n excellent\r\n wow... I was thinking 8\r\n hoorah!","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["X","uncle_cow","Vic"]},{"id":"1017","content":" hey vic\r\n you were wonderful this weekend and I miss you.\r\n thats not true and you know it","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["X","Fishy"]},{"id":"1018","content":" I'm a level 27 ranger!\r\n fag!\r\n I'm a level 28","rating":"6","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Fishy"]},{"id":"1019","content":" I suspect that since jessica has returned to the valley they're out trying to score with her\r\n Oh, she's back, is she?\r\n *heart*\r\n *fire*\r\n *wind*\r\n *earth*\r\n *water*\r\n BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN USK!","rating":"2","num_votes":"6","nicks":[]},{"id":"1020","content":" if someone gave me a bouquet of ram I'd let him touch my boobs\r\n you're not wrong\r\n no one would want to\r\n YOU'RE not wrong","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Fish","Vic","wizrobe"]},{"id":"1021","content":" so I just signed Kim's 'get well' card \"this place is like 'Lord of the Flies' without you here\"\r\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["wizrobe"]},{"id":"1022","content":" ...\r\n how does... \"no guy\" equate to \"see you there\" ?\r\n pretty simple. i'm expecting you to be there.\r\n well I won't\r\n and i'm not really giving you a choice.\r\n sure you will.\r\n krista already told me you guys were coming.\r\n uh huh\r\n we had a great talk.\r\n pretty funny considering her and her friends have been planning to go out tomorrow night for weeks\r\n yeah, here.\r\n ...\r\n at least you're the fun kind of retarded\r\n true.","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1023","content":" remember. I'm the ideas guy.\r\n ...\r\n THat's like saying ross is the hair guy","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":[]},{"id":"1024","content":" Fishy: you show me someone who can fit a PDA in there, and I'll show you Tiff\r\n I can see tiff anytime I want\r\n www.drunkensluts.com\r\n I keep her locked in my basement\r\n i want her in my basement !\r\n Me too!!\r\n I want it in my basement!\r\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["VicAtWork","wizrobe","rootCanal","MEAT"]},{"id":"1025","content":" fuack\r\n so much for exersize.\r\n pass the gravy\r\n hahaha\r\n you gonna finish those pork rinds?\r\n I can make fun because I'm such awesome shape from chasing all those 12yo girls around. them bitches can RUN\r\n hahahaha!\r\n score\r\n Hahaha, silly Ross - you need to lure them with candy.\r\n what are you, Ian?\r\n that was his advice, too.\r\n What are YOU, Ross?","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["wizrobe","Vic","Fishy","MEAT"]},{"id":"1026","content":" too bad the whores weren't free.\r\n Yeah, they always get you with the hidden whore service charges.\r\n","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["bignose","MEAT"]},{"id":"1027","content":" woo, i have 6 gmail invites again.\r\n i couldn't pawn these off if my life depended on it.\r\n hrmm that is 6 free gigs of porn storage tho.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1028","content":" So, my ex-girlfriend decided to drop by for a visit today.\r\n good\r\n she wanted sex, right?\r\n No.\r\n haha\r\n I think it was to show off her fiancee. =P\r\n was he a drunken layabout?\r\n No.\r\n she must be over you, then","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["MEAT"]},{"id":"1029","content":" guys, drinking doesn't make you cool.\r\n no, but yer cool when i'm drunk.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1030","content":" I dunno. \r\n maybe we should start earlier to get him ready\r\n it takes a long time to cook something as big as sean\r\n awwwww\r\n HE MAKES HIS OWN GRAVY!\r\n AWWWWWWWWW","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Fishy","Vic","Ross"]},{"id":"1031","content":" fucking jerry. unplugged my shit.\r\n what a bastard :) I was getting the thong and rack pics!\r\n thong + rack.\r\n problem there... is it's nancy's thongs... and jon's rack.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fishy","Ross"]},{"id":"1032","content":" that's my human horn. it gives me magical powers.\r\n Don't I wish that were true.\r\n it IS magic! honest! look I can use it to ... ummm ... uhh ... hang this facecloth on!\r\n That's the _best_ you can come up with?\r\n I've been working on this stunt for weeks. don't mock me. magic is tricksy\r\n *sigh* I'm going to bed dear. ... ... bbbzzzZZZZZzzZzZZZZzZZzzzzz","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Fishy","MEAT"]},{"id":"1033","content":" Vic's just happy he's not the pedophile anymore\r\n woo","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":[]},{"id":"1034","content":" that ususally means it's going to be busier than if it DID show up\r\n not leet\r\n sean ususally has bususally days.\r\n why do all my words end with 'sally'?\r\n .... oh.","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"1035","content":" go to work, matt\r\n Go to Hell, Vic.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","MEAT"]},{"id":"1036","content":" i .. i can't go on.\r\n* bignose ends his life.\r\n* Vic ticks off an item on his todo list\r\n* bignose awakes from the dead, pisses on vic's tv, then promply dies again.\r\n* X^ ticks an item off his todo list","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1037","content":" this guy needs to go away\r\n he's been monopolizing our time for like 2 hours\r\n you need some horse tranquilizer\r\n i sure do\r\n but that'll wait until after work\r\n ... I meant for the clients\r\n oh","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"1038","content":" honestly, I hope I have kids before I stop doing the comic.\r\n then I can draw that fun.\r\n ha... get started then\r\n I keep trying, but I think something's missing...","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["ross","Vic"]},{"id":"1039","content":" no one pays rent in your world.\r\n you're the best landlord ever.\r\n no one lives there but you.\r\n nancy paid..\r\n oh how she paid\r\n she was like jesus\r\n overhyped?\r\n she paid for everyone else's sins towards sean\r\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["wizrobe","X","Fishy"]},{"id":"1040","content":" <- smart\r\n ^ugly\r\n ^-- fat\r\n ^-- not wrong\r\n v-- pretentious\r\n woo!\r\n ^fag\r\n fuck","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Fishy","wizrobe"]},{"id":"1041","content":" Vic: Where did I put my Acadia transcript?\r\n under your mac, for safe keeping?\r\n Holy fuck!\r\n ?\r\n it wasn't actually there was it?\r\n Haha... No, but I found it.\r\n ha","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"1042","content":" I wonder what commercials in the middle east are like?\r\n just a lot of buildings collapsing then 'got milk?'\r\n COME ON DOWN TO MOHA'S TV SHOP WHERE WE DECLARE JIHAD ON HIGH PRICES!\r\n \"where's your american pig moustache? WE'LL KILL YOU FOR IT!\"","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["Fishy","wizrobe"]},{"id":"1043","content":" so fish\r\n have a nice dinner with teh sean?\r\n sure\r\n was he a gentleman?\r\n as much as one could expect from sean I suppose\r\n well, he was floating above the ground making a manacing smile... come to think of it, he wasn't talking either...\r\n no vic, he wasn't one of The Gentlemen.\r\n awww\r\n that would have made him very polite though. at least until he disembowled me for my heart\r\n yeah\r\n but most of his dates end like that anyway","rating":"4","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1044","content":" fact: carrot peelers make excellent cheese slicers.\r\n fiction: Ross has sex with many ladies","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"1045","content":" it's pretty sweer.\r\n melissa = no work.\r\n we = teh sex0rs\r\n no, she = up on blocks.","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1046","content":" Riding bikes around campus in inclement weather is perfectly safe\r\n I'm the poster child for bad weather biking!\r\n *grin*\r\n *flee*\r\n Aww... come back!","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1047","content":" she's not The Pinky. but she smells some damned good\r\n pink smells good, guy\r\n it's a fact.\r\n oh I donno about that one\r\n it smells good if she takes care of it\r\n there ya go\r\n matty gets with all the skanks\r\n and ross gets with ..............\r\n sean\r\n and ian\r\n awwwwwwwwwww\r\n And preteens.\r\n and children\r\n lmao\r\n and a goat","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Fishy","wizrobe","Spoony","MEAT[Sick]","Vic"]},{"id":"1048","content":" Woo! Fireman says everything is OK.\r\n there's a masturbation joke in there somewhere","rating":"5","num_votes":"7","nicks":["MEAT[Sick]","X"]},{"id":"1049","content":" http:\/\/www.brcc.ca\/womeninbusiness\/mainpage.htm\r\n guys, i want to start a \"white males\" club. who's in ?\r\n they have those\r\n down in the south\r\n uniforms and everything\r\n it's called the whitehouse","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1050","content":"<[Vic]> we bought the cat some \"organic catnip\"\r\n<[Vic]> now she's high as jeff\r\n<[Vic]> I just know jeff gets to the point where he's writhing around on the carpet, and licking his own crotch\r\n<[Vic]> I try not to think about it too much","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["[Vic]"]},{"id":"1051","content":" I was about to write \"don't hide the dick too long or she'll be in for a surprise\" but then I thought better of it","rating":"-2","num_votes":"6","nicks":["BG"]},{"id":"1052","content":" PORN!\r\n head.hit(pillow);\r\n head.dream(wet);\r\n ...awwwww\r\n bed.sheets(new);\r\n washing_machine.break();\r\n girlfriend.dump();\r\n *** no such rights to object 'girlfriend' ***\r\n ... fuck.\r\n girlfriend object disallows access to private segments\r\n I thought that said 'swallows' and got excited\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"10","num_votes":"12","nicks":["wizrobe"]},{"id":"1053","content":" it's an internet phone program\r\n yeah, and it's fucking easy to use, go's thru routers and works tickety boo.\r\n could you just use regular expressions?!\r\n ^[(A-Za-z)+]$\r\n much better","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1054","content":" perhaps if you guys came up, we'd have an excuse to go somewhere\r\n no Vic's come to visit us, and we go places.\r\n nah\r\n your place contains the ghost of nancy\r\n I'm convinced you baked her into a meat pie\r\n she just mysteriously disappeared over the xmas break...\r\n and no one's heard from her since\r\n and you conveniently get to keep her router...\r\n nobody's complaining except you, vic\r\n just saying\r\n we did what we had to do\r\n it all fits together too well\r\n you're next\r\n there's a little nancy in all of us...\r\n and it's delicious\r\n the delicious taste of freedom\r\n freedom, not just for breakfast anymore\r\n finger-lickin-good\r\n you might say... WE ATE NANCY...\r\n you might say it... but if you actually do say it we'll eat you too. \r\n all the more reason for me to not visit","rating":"3","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Vic","wizrobe","Fishy"]},{"id":"1055","content":" fine, we'll go thong shopping","rating":"-1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["wizrobe"]},{"id":"1056","content":" there's an assload of alton brown recipes on foot network.. only some of them were done in episodes\r\n mmm feet\r\n god damnit\r\n read what i meant\r\n you're thinking about sally again\r\n i can't help it","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"1057","content":" giving Jon a copy of photoshop may have been my greatest crime to date.\r\n and to humanity\r\n ha\r\n see, and this is ross humping a bottlenose dolphin\r\n that hasn't been modified\r\n it had to be sized up a bit so's you could see ross's bits...\r\n ZING!\r\n ... aww.\r\n well I DID add a smile to the dolphin's face\r\n","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["uscalatrix","Fishy"]},{"id":"1058","content":"11.47.26 Quit Ian{lunchy} (Miranda IM! Smaller, Faster, Easier. http:\/\/miranda-im.org)\r\n Ian: Smaller, Faster, Easier!","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"1059","content":" hey.. new guy..\r\n what\r\n shut up","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_x","Tomxxor"]},{"id":"1060","content":" she swallowed you whole?\r\n she's cursed\r\n But I like your idea better\r\n well duh\r\n just don't let her drive\r\n or wear shoes\r\n or vote\r\n Like what I do\r\n poor dare doesn't drive, wear shoes, or vote","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","NightFish","rizzo"]},{"id":"1061","content":" Wrap it up sucka!\r\n but then I thought up a better one\r\n I pity the foo who knocks some chick up\r\n I pitty tha fool who don't wrap his tool!\r\n I come helluva far!\r\n ...\r\n go home\r\n He means in his career. From his low peasant roots.\r\n He just has poor grammar.\r\n Don't hate the T.\r\n ...\r\n ...\r\n ...\r\n ...","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Fishy","X","Dare","Vic","rizzo"]},{"id":"1062","content":" so correen's dad calls last night,telling me that I'M responsibile to wake her this morning, so she get's to work on time. I'm not fucking baby sitting a 25 year old girl. I might wake her up by putting my dick in her face, that's about it.\r\n It did seem forced in a lot of places","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1063","content":" yeah, my camera uses generic batteries, so on the pub crawl I could go to the drug store and get batteries for it so I could keep taking pictures.\r\n y'know, most other guys choose to get something else form drug stores at the end of pub crawls...\r\n i dont get it\r\n You sure don't.","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["ross","X","Dare"]},{"id":"1064","content":" they say that when a woman expresses anger... it's because she harbours feelings of lust and\/or love\r\n what about when fishy expresses anger?\r\n same","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["rizzo","Vic","X"]},{"id":"1065","content":" a french horse is about as useful\r\n *sigh*\r\n OLD.... FRENCH.... HORSE\r\n I'm going to ride my chevalier to work.\r\n Forsooth!\r\n you can lead a french horse to water, but it will just surrender\r\n my horse smells like whiskey and feet\r\n hoof and drink disease\r\n I think my horse is dead\r\n Stop getting it drunk and impregnating it.\r\n awwww\r\n it's the only way it'll have me\r\n oh... that was directed at ross\r\n it's the only way it'll have me\r\n mine doesn't get pregnant. plus I don't have to get him drunk first either!\r\n ay\r\n I redirected it\r\n mine doesn't get pregnant. plus I don't have to get him drunk first either!\r\n that's better","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rizzo","Fishy","Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"1066","content":" question\r\n ?\r\n can you kill a werewolf with regular bullets while they're in human form?\r\n I'm going to guess yes. but I don't really know\r\n we need to test this\r\n get bitten\r\n bite me","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","DeadFish"]},{"id":"1067","content":" I suspect the bukkakke is at fault\r\n that's your answer for everything","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1068","content":" how goes the big TO, jeffikins?\r\n i'm home now.\r\n got in at 6am this morning.\r\n it was a good trip.\r\n we need to put a bell on you or something\r\n","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rizzo","bignose","X"]},{"id":"1069","content":" i'm watching porn\r\n thanks for sharing that\r\n anytime\r\n how's that working out for you?\r\n its not anything GOOD..\r\n i'm quite dissapointed\r\n I'm tellin ya... empornium.us or puretna.com\r\n stop. talking about this.\r\n porn is a private matter between you, your wang, and your crazy girlfriend's livejournal\r\n Those are trackers sites... God damn.. Vic's porn is p2p server non-centralized anonymous tits and ass.\r\n Fear it.\r\n Just buy that law and order book with the pictures of dead people.\r\n Sheesh.\r\n gross.\r\n not everyone finds that arousing, darrell\r\n in fact, I think it's just you\r\n and yes - torrent sites... everything else is dumb 20 second clips\r\n You love the twenty second clips.","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":[]},{"id":"1070","content":" Porn hounds.\r\n I call upon the powers of my star.\r\n Ancient forces near and far.\r\n Clow Car, transform all your might,\r\n and draw your power from my light!\r\n Clow Car\r\n VROOM!\r\n what\r\n the \r\n fuck","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["Dare","bignose"]},{"id":"1071","content":" I'm trying to remember the awesome-tastic joke I used in the general chat in warcraft last night\r\n it was a movie quote, that I knew no one would get\r\n and I can't remember it at all\r\n thats a good story\r\n my stories all end like premature ejaculation...\r\n why is it that most of your stories are like prema...\r\n fuck","rating":"2","num_votes":"4","nicks":["rizzo"]},{"id":"1072","content":" from being here so long I know that undergrad universities are actually just a holding pen for spoiled stupid drunks and pretentious teachers... but it's SUPPOSED to be an institute of higher learning\r\n Hey! I might be a stupid drunk, but nobody held my pen!\r\n ;-)\r\n meat: and we're STILL not going anywhere near your \"pen\". shooosh\r\n Ladies _love_ the ink.\r\n They tell me that I'm a \"fountain pen\".\r\n you trying to beat fishy for horrible?\r\n You got it!\r\n one lady said I had great penmanship too\r\n She found my strokes to be long and full!\r\n *cringe*","rating":"7","num_votes":"9","nicks":["FishyMcAwful","MEAT","Vic"]},{"id":"1073","content":" I ain't afraid to fuck another man in the ass!","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rizzo"]},{"id":"1074","content":null,"rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"1075","content":" ya know what the best porn out there is ?\r\n lesbian porn?\r\n vic's sister?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","rizzMeUp","FishFish"]},{"id":"1076","content":" your women just don't want you around\r\n in rosses defense, in his scenerio he did ask.\r\n ja\r\n I wish I didn't have to argue with you guys about the fact that a lot of women are different than each other, and some of them don't need their boyfriend to stay in the house with them while they sniffle a few times, but I guess I do.\r\n vic: grow a pair and get out of the house.\r\n woot.\r\n She doesn't *need* me to\r\n I'm choosing to\r\n hear that ross ? he'd rather spend time with this wife, than some bald guy.\r\n grow a hair, and stay in the house.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","bignose","rizzo"]},{"id":"1077","content":" hey jon, feel like ripping apart a subie manual tranny for shits and giggles ? :)\r\n i got a metro 5 speed yuou can tear apart too if you're into that\r\n let me get home in it first.\r\n hey bignose: maybe sometime after I've got the parts I want :D\r\n definatly.\r\n no buyer for the spare tranny? \r\n no taker for your aunt fanny?\r\n no one starin' at your old granny?\r\n Thank god I'm a country-boy!!!","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["bignose","X","rizzo","Fishy"]},{"id":"1078","content":" omg this is funny! http:\/\/josa.rivera4.home.att.net\/cute.pif","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare[Bah]"]},{"id":"1079","content":" My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.\r\n that quote makes more sense given the reference to the 'men's room'\r\n Speaking of the men's room... I should auction my dirty teen boy undies on ebay!\r\n (thinking or something) I should deny that... But how can I? Oh god.... The silence is like sharp accusations penetrating my ummm... Flesh! YES! I DID IT! I AM THE UNDEROO KANGAROO!!!!!\r\n Shit. Did anyone hear that? Quick.. say something not gay.\r\n I find large cocks less pleasing than small ones.\r\n Good work.\r\n Ross is gay.\r\n This is all very deep and awesome.\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["rizzo","Dare"]},{"id":"1080","content":" Vic!\r\n Sucks!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","FishyStout"]},{"id":"1081","content":" my foot server needs to talk to your ass server\r\n sorry Jon my ass server has all it's ports closed...you might have better luck with Ross's ass server tho, his is always open for bidnez\r\n mine crashes a lot due to exessive flooding.\r\n touche\r\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Fishy","rizzo"]},{"id":"1082","content":" I'd just like to take a moment to thank the good lord for stupid hotchicks all over the interweb everywhere who have webcams and aren't afraid to use them. :)\r\n Cheers to that.\r\n i can't wait till you have daughters.\r\n i hope they're smoking, so i can jerk to their webcams.","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["FishyAuto","MEAT","bignose"]},{"id":"1083","content":" I opened the windows today.\r\n Screw winter.\r\n Take THAT.\r\nDare[ClassAndWorklengnnannf] is now known as Dare[NowImCold]\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare[ClassAndWorklengnnannf]"]},{"id":"1084","content":" you guys should help me work on my legacy.\r\n ... you mean the car, right?","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose","rizzo"]},{"id":"1085","content":" real men have 4 doors \r\n so I guess for me, it don't matter","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","Spoony"]},{"id":"1086","content":" maybe you guys are right, maybe my cavalier will explode tomorrow\r\n we can only hope","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"1087","content":" Sean doesn't want to go see Sin City with me.\r\n I call shenanigans\r\n I'd go see that\r\n move here\r\n I wanna see The Ring 2.\r\n Move to the valley","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizz_usk","Vic","Dare"]},{"id":"1088","content":" vic, tell me what you know about wirelss antenna's \r\n they are not as good as bananas for sticking up your ass","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Spoony"]},{"id":"1089","content":" it was very watery with the exception of some white coloration","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1090","content":" users need to listen to what i'm saying\r\n and stop trying to argue\r\n they won't do that\r\n also, stop calling me for free support for a system your friend built you\r\n the won't do that either\r\n aw jesus... now it wants me to put the cd in... what do I do!\r\n ... fucking kill yourself\r\n they won't do that either\r\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X","Fishy","rizzo"]},{"id":"1091","content":" my wife has likely fucked more girls than me.\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1092","content":" so my new response to \"have a good day\" is \"don't die\"\r\n what's the \"don't\" in there for?\r\n not getting fired","rating":"7","num_votes":"7","nicks":["R","Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"1093","content":" i'm gonna go to work\r\n you do that\r\n see how my new tires do on the highway\r\n *snow bank*\r\n WTF?! There's not even any snow!","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"1094","content":" the trap is set\r\n bait it with weed\r\n don't tell me what to do! I'm the Master baiter around here!","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1095","content":" hey vic\r\n do whales have balls?\r\n not externally\r\n well yeah. more details\r\n they do, they're inside\r\n indeed.\r\n they're probably football sized\r\n do blue whales have blue balls then?\r\n vic, brings up the ole spreadsheet of mammal ball size.\r\n lol, i almost spit coke over my monitor.","rating":"-3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Fishy","VicAtWork","bignose"]},{"id":"1096","content":" first time i ate pussy 2 things happened 1: i thought, wow this is like licking a 3rd armpit, but a good armpit 2: i could taste it for days.\r\n next time, try a LIVE hooker","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"1097","content":" aaaaaauuuuuuuchhhhh. doontoon?\r\n hell yes\r\nFishy is now known as Doon\r\nrizzims is now known as Toon","rating":"-4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Fishy","rizzims"]},{"id":"1098","content":" hey vic. how incredibly tiny is your jobby?","rating":"-4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Fishy"]},{"id":"1099","content":" <- dumb","rating":"-5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1100","content":" i can't decide which flavour of shirt to wear, I've got \"campfire and beer\" or \"pot smoke and pizza\"\r\n What about \"candy and girl\"?\r\n how about \"do your laundry, you dirty vagrant\" ?","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["bignose","Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"1101","content":" good ol' \"just the facts\" Sean.\r\n *nid*\r\n do not offer me more information than I asked for\r\n ever.\r\n I JUST POOPED!\r\n WHAT... DID I JUST SAY!?!\r\n what did i just say?\r\n ~fin~","rating":"11","num_votes":"11","nicks":["rizzims","X","Fishy"]},{"id":"1102","content":" never mind, it's just a big goatse.cx picture\r\n *boing*","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1103","content":" fucking... candy? awesome.\r\n lifesavers are perfect for that\r\n poor, tiny penis ross\r\n indeed\r\n Also, I couldn't think of any other candy with a hole in it\r\n chinese coins\r\n licorice, I guess... but that'd be cruel","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vic","X"]},{"id":"1104","content":" I'm being so unproductive this week....\r\n though now that I mention it... I'm trying to remember what we berated ross for thinking of a few months back...\r\n i-bot: search ross retarded\r\n Searching, hold your bird...\r\n oh god.\r\n haha\r\n More than 10 matches found (11) [ross, retarded]: limiting to 10 latest results.\r\n found: \" Ross = retarded\"\r\n found: \" I just can't write cleverly like Sean, or retardedly like Ross\"\r\n found: \" I know retarded is for ross people\"\r\n found: \" You forget, he's half ross, half retarded\"\r\n found: \" ross: your blog comments are RETARDED\"\r\n found: \" RRS = retarded ross show :)\"\r\n found: \" Again it comes back to that age-old question... what kind of retarded is ross\"\r\n found: \" Ross is retarded, level 11 O(n)\"\r\n found: \" poor blind retarded ross\"\r\n found: \" ross: sean join big brothers? are you retarded?\"","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","Vic","jaPeople"]},{"id":"1105","content":" poor vic\r\n and his depraved ways\r\n one of these days his irc-stat quote is gonna be something like that.\r\n we can only hope\r\n09.50.53 Nick roscoe is now known as Vic (~rchapman@dyna166-41.acadiau.ca)\r\n one time I sliced a hooker's tit off and ate it\r\n09.51.04 Nick Vic is now known as roscoe (~rchapman@dyna166-41.acadiau.ca)\r\n I'm fairly certain I should be medicated.\r\n nah, Vic's the fucked up one","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","roscoe","Vic"]},{"id":"1106","content":" shit, i just had an epiphany.\r\n better get some kleenex","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"1107","content":" she gives wicked head too.\r\n shit, i've said too much.\r\n two medals\r\n you have said too much, I'll be wanting that server for $100 now :)\r\n because it's all full of man chowder?\r\n it's full of man chowder?!\r\n cause I have some blackmail :)\r\n $300!\r\n *sigh*\r\n :D\r\n once again, vic and the black male.\r\n it's funny how vic hates the black man, but loves the blackmail.\r\n double *sigh*\r\n I hate you with a passion rivaling that with which I hate Vic\r\n um...","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["bignose","Fishy","Vic"]},{"id":"1108","content":" you and the dog didn't work out, jeff?","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1109","content":" Unfortunately, this barbeque I'm putting together has shattered two screwdrivers.\r\n Dare: you're not doing it right\r\n Apparently they don't make them like they did in 1994.\r\n master craft ?\r\n Thermos. :D\r\n ... I think he meant the screwdrivers\r\n Oh.\r\n Haha\r\n No.","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare","Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1110","content":" hey... hey ross\r\n candy!\r\n woo!\r\n14.37.58 Quit RedForce ()\r\n WOO!\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Vic","ross"]},{"id":"1111","content":"13.12.39 Join Dare [20] (masamune@dyna134-244.acadiau.ca)\r\n Vic looks at his MSN.\r\n13.12.52 Quit Dare (That is what he does.)\r\n Darrell grows a pair and goes into a chat channel at work if he fucking feels like it.\r\n :)\r\n13.14.12 Join Dare [20] (masamune@dyna134-244.acadiau.ca)\r\n hate Ross.\r\n13.14.18 Quit Dare ()\r\n lol","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":[]},{"id":"1112","content":" do i ever hate most people\r\n i hear that","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"1113","content":" my face desires cola\r\n my wallet contains $5\r\n $5 can buy many colas\r\n Where you see coincidence, I see providence\r\n nlog -4\r\n darn.\r\n ?\r\n try it without the minus\r\n was hoping to erase you\r\n :)\r\n oh\r\n good try","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","ross","bignose"]},{"id":"1114","content":" so i'm bored. i type into google \"bored with life\" and i tried to type it \"not soundsing suicidal\" the first fucking link i get is \"are you suicidal ? try god !\"\r\n fuck.. NO i'm not suicidal and i don't fucking want GOD, i want a burrito and something to do.\r\n","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1115","content":" george wanted to get declan the tshirt that says: I'm proff my mom likes to\r\nfuck\r\n maybe he should have had it spell checked first\r\n haha whatever","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["andrea","bignose"]},{"id":"1116","content":" I am god damn sick of chasing these little wireless problems around.\r\n most of us call them \"children\"","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["ross","Vic"]},{"id":"1117","content":" so, who else has noticed that \"interweb\" has virtually replaced \"internet\" in pop culture references?\r\n thats our fault\r\n What's the internet?","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Vic","X","Dare"]},{"id":"1118","content":" I should be hungry but I'm not\r\n aw FUCK\r\n my moms put mayonase on my sandwich \r\n fuck this is not proper fuck fuck fuck\r\n \"my mom\"... boy make your own damn sandwiches.\r\n don't act like if your mom said \"do you want a sandwich\" you'd say no\r\n my mom's dead.\r\n ....\r\n zing ?\r\n fuck","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Spoony","bignose"]},{"id":"1121","content":"Join ross [20] (~rchapman@hlfxns0149w-142177159141.ns.aliant.net)\r\n it\\'s the ross\r\n it\\'s the ross\r\n shit! where?!\r\nJoin Dare [20] (~035973r@dyna167-228.acadiau.ca)\r\n it\\'s the dare\r\n it\\'s the dare\r\n shit! where!?!\r\n\t\t","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"1122","content":" There needs to be a cheap PDA that serves only to remind me when I\\'m about to forget something.\r\n There appears to be such things.\r\n there do indeed\r\n they\\'re called digital watches\r\n you can find a collection under sean\\'s bed","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"1123","content":" herfe\\'d you gnid it, viv?\r\n ...\r\n Where\\'d you find it, vic?","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"1126","content":" gotta love these people who call up and tell me what\\'s wrong with their shit, this guy is sure his stuff is working fine, it\\'s definitally our stuff that is busted\r\n definately\r\n i hate it when i am sure it\\'s your shit fucked up, but you fuckers won\\'t believe me.\r\n you don\\'t have eastlink\r\n \\\"you fuckers\\\" being a collective term for ISP\\'s... not black people.\r\n speak for yourself\r\n\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Spoony","Fishy","bignose","X"]},{"id":"1127","content":"Vic (Read error: Connection reset by peer)\r\n there goes one of the vics\r\n two to go\r\nVic Joined (1000@192.168.5.20)\r\n DAMMIT\r\n\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"1128","content":" Vic: Did I mention that I bought a new wireless router?\r\n you did not. did I mention I found a spare stick of 256 to put in my desktop for 1 full GB?\r\n You did not. :-)\r\n did i mention i farted ?\r\n We just assume.\r\n\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1129","content":" someone needs to hire me to eat fried chicken\r\n\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Spoony"]},{"id":"1130","content":" uggg, today is gonna be a long one.\r\n long and hard, like grade 3 for a black man.\r\n I hear that\r\n or ross for a grade 3 student\r\n awwwwwwww\r\n ahhhhhhh","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Fishy","X"]},{"id":"1131","content":" \\\"Hmm\\\", as in \\\"Hmmm, trying a different IRC client for a change.\\\" =)\r\n how\\'s that workin\\' out for ya?\r\n So far, so good.\r\nQuit MEAT (Quit: BRB)\r\nJoin MEAT [20] (~MEAT@CPE0050fc586bd3-CM001371878fc0.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["MEAT","short_bus"]},{"id":"1132","content":" it = teh funaly\r\n TEH FUNAY\r\n you\\'re teh funaly\r\n my fonglers aren\\'t weorling\r\n so it would seem\r\n you\\'re biggieing all your words up\r\n I think it\\'s cause I\\'m so excitermaketered\r\n probably\r\n try typing with both hands again\r\n aww","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1133","content":" the sean has left the province\r\n woo!!\r\n oh... wait you mean YOUR province\r\n hahahaha\r\n you win","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1134","content":" 2 door 400hp 400ft lbs of torque *spoooge*\r\n 6spd manual and LSD too\r\n sweat car.\r\n no dicking around\r\n and this is me.\r\n what\\'s LSD?\r\n limited slip diff\r\n ahhh\r\n don\\'t WRXs have that biz too?\r\n lysergic dithamide \r\n oh..\r\n bad biggie, bad.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Spoony","Fishy","MacDonald"]},{"id":"1136","content":" vic reads me like a book.\r\n you should see what I found on page 38","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["short_bus","Vic"]},{"id":"1137","content":" wtf mate\r\n jesus christ. now I\\'ve got a pair of giggling shitfucker fratboy tards at the scanner machine over here yucking it up\r\n they\\'ve got the requesite cloony beards, backwards hats and\/or spikey hair, etc.\r\n fucking poetry","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Fishy","bignose"]},{"id":"1138","content":" i-bot: convert 25 miles to km\r\n 25 miles is approximately 40.23 km\r\n i-bot: convert vic to muslim\r\n oh well","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"1139","content":" allows 7 simultaneous keypresses\r\n why?\r\n for gaming\r\n aha\r\n You allow 7 simultaneous keypresses.\r\n I do not\r\n it\\'s more like 9\r\n Did someone say 9?\r\n hawwwwww","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","Fishy","Dare"]},{"id":"1140","content":" or just get that \\'mp3 player in your fake tits\\' thing that vic linked up earlier.\r\n i\\'ve bitten the bullet that no one is ever gonna buy my minidisc player.\r\n a reasonable assumption\r\n if only for the fact that loading music on to it, takes as long as it takes for the music to play.\r\n no idea what to do with it. maybe i\\'ll just make 5 random discs and play em till i tire of them.\r\n try to foster a use for an ipod :)\r\n biking?\r\n take up power-walking\r\n I\\'ll take it off you for $50 off the server price :P\r\n and hook it up to my cat.\r\n biking with headpohnes might not be a great idea in traffic.\r\n maybe on the track, but that\\'s it.\r\n so when she yawns, music plays.\r\n you\\'re just weird\r\n CATP3!\r\n can you make it so it plays music out its ass?\r\n I\\'M NOT ACTUALLY DOING THIS!!!\r\n you are and you damn well know it.\r\n ... the cat won\\'t hold still long enough\r\n The only thing keeping you all alive is that I can\\'t decide which one to kill first","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["riss","bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1141","content":" I\\'VE ONLY EVER BEEN GOOD TO YOU","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1142","content":" Captain Mark d. Virk of the Starship Sony\r\n His continuing mission to dive deeper into debt.","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"1143","content":"Nick Vic is now known as Vic|lornch\r\nQuit Vic|lornch (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)\r\n HA!\r\n IRONERY!","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"1144","content":" she was the hottest gummi bear\r\n I did her once in taiwan\r\n so true","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1145","content":" a fat lazy geeser. A pathological liar that thrills himself in other peoples misfortunes. A creature that commits no less than 40 sins per day including gluttony, sloth, and greediness. A hot-tempered weed fiend that loves his rugby...\r\n that definition was a combo of all of us.","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1147","content":" need to adjust my brakes but can\\'t find my fucking screw driver\r\n I\\'m told that wire cutters to the brake-line works just as well\r\n I\\'m not tryin to kill myself\r\n you sure?\r\n see, proof vic hates the black man","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["SameOlG","Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1149","content":" know what else is the suck?\r\n<^X> cotton fields?\r\n yes those do suck","rating":"3","num_votes":"7","nicks":[]},{"id":"1150","content":" i\\'m not sure my monitor has enough black pixels to play prison tycoon.","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1152","content":" I used pliers to turn up the pin point so it can\\'t fall out <- smrt.\r\n cause seatbelts + poppies = no\r\n just stop wearing your seatbelt then\r\n I\\'ll do that if you crimp your brake lines\r\n once again with the blackman\\'s brakes","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Negro","bignose"]},{"id":"1153","content":" vic hates the black man\r\n fishy hates the yellow man\r\n ross hates the straight man","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["riss","Vic"]},{"id":"1154","content":" damnit chinese developer guy!! stop playing air supply!!","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1155","content":" He\\'s busy getting with older, hotter girls....\r\n And until we establish for certain that he\\'s just after her kids, we can say nothing.","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"1156","content":" it\\'s at least 3 years old according to the post\r\n sounds like my type!\r\n wait a second... there\\'s carpet on that box! that\\'s no good to me.","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["CommanderCrunk","Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1157","content":" You are a paragon of morality.\r\n I am not.\r\n YOU TAKE THAT BACK!\r\n I\\'m a moral abyss!\r\n A black void of morality, in fact.\r\n what\\'s a paragon anyway?\r\n can i drink it?\r\n hahahaha","rating":"9","num_votes":"9","nicks":["Dare","ross","Vic"]},{"id":"1160","content":" there are clearly deliniated, convenient spots.. but old people and rude people just abandon their vehicle in front of the door\r\n parking straight is for ethnic people.\r\n hehe, bullshit.\r\n unless chinks aren\\'t ethnic.\r\n we need an \\'ethno-tector\\'\r\n like jon?\r\n you rang ?\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","risso","bignose"]},{"id":"1162","content":" aha, someone googled me\r\n sometimes","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Jo","X"]},{"id":"1163","content":" Do you want to go in our car, Sean? If you\\'ll be nice, you\\'re welcome.\r\n wow, the only one with no balls is putting her foot down, suck on that one fags.\r\n waahahahhahahahhaha\r\nQuit X (Client Quit)\r\n hahahahahaa\r\n I have many love for this","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Jo","bignose","Spoon","Fishy"]},{"id":"1165","content":" good old andrea\r\n good ole me\r\n why am i good ole me?\r\n \\'cause you went crazy\r\n he likes that in a woman.\r\n ah\r\n i thought he liked a wedding ring on a woman","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["X","riss"]},{"id":"1168","content":" I really think they should have to fuck off at some point and stop treating you like a criminal\r\n ... but you\\'re black","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Darkness","Fishy"]},{"id":"1170","content":" you guys are out racist-ing Vic\r\n X beat me to it, then I figured, why bother if I can\\'t be first","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Spoon","Vic"]},{"id":"1171","content":" cock sucking customers\r\n now that\\'s the kind of customers i\\'d want.","rating":"6","num_votes":"6","nicks":["X","JiveTalker"]},{"id":"1174","content":" woo! pepsi theme pack for msn!\r\n aw camel poo\r\n that\\'s a less enjoyable theme pack","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["X_x","Vic"]},{"id":"1175","content":"Dare has joined #acadiageeks\r\n HEP\r\n hep\r\nDare has quit (Client Quit)\r\n That Darell ... you can never get him to shut up","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":[]},{"id":"1176","content":" 2 dimes away from a can of pop\r\n you can walk that far, I\\'m sure.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","rizzo"]},{"id":"1177","content":" sorry, we\\'re going to have to put you down.\r\n YOU\\'RE UGLY!","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Fishy"]},{"id":"1178","content":" I am having many love for erect penises in my anus!\r\n I say coochie choocie too!\r\n ...\r\n hello, jon?\r\n yes. yes it was jon.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"1179","content":" I aid trent doors to a prinny accund.\r\n awesom.\r\n anyone on the translation of that one?\r\n i\\'m at a loss\r\n She wants 3 or maybe twenty dollars on her print account\r\n hahaahahah\r\n vic\\'s right. 20\r\n swish","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"1180","content":" mike\\'s a retard\r\n sometimes\r\n most times\r\n ... mike\\'s a retard.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"1182","content":" I have a theory that no one actually likes beer, they just pretend to so they look like a man in front of their friends\r\n I like it now. but what is said about it being an \\'aquired taste\\' is true\r\n much like ejaculate\r\n i like it.\r\n awwwwwww\r\n","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","Fishy","bignose","andrea"]},{"id":"1183","content":" hey h0g, wanna play paper rock scissors?\r\n ROCK!\r\n PAPER!\r\n woo! I win\r\n shit.\r\n PWNED!","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","h0g","Fishy"]},{"id":"1184","content":" hey jon\r\n what?\r\n wher you at? lunch at 1?\r\n or 12.30?\r\n I think now that I\\'m having TW\\'s car taken care of she wants me to ferry her around\r\n oh well\r\n guess I\\'ll sort somethign out.\r\n remember kids: Life is just a huge shit sandwich. The more bread you\\'ve got the less you\\'ll notice the shit.\r\n hahahhaha\r\n awesome\r\n learn.. a .. damn.. standard.\r\n bread can mean so many things... deep\r\n bignose: IE?\r\n no, TW","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["riss","Fishy","bignose","h0g"]},{"id":"1185","content":" I\\'m like some kind of red-light-district, ass-licking, shit-stained balls innocent bystander","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["riss"]},{"id":"1187","content":" afternoon quickies are what makes working at home \\\"all riiiight\\\"\t\t\t","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1188","content":" oh jeez. Ross\\' \\'friend\\' is here\r\n the irate, scottish, irish, easy going, bipolar crazy lady\r\n Mike?\t\t\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","Dare"]},{"id":"1189","content":" poor biggie\\'s connectile dysfunction\r\n yeah weird. that never happens.","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Fishy","bignose"]},{"id":"1190","content":" Hep!\r\n VIOLENT HEP!\r\nQuit andrea (Remote host closed the connection)\r\n Whoa.\r\n You knocked Andrea off the Internet.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Dare","h0g"]},{"id":"1191","content":" creepy single-dad talking to first-year chicks\r\n the USC is amusing today. :)\r\n You\\'re not a single-dad.","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["rizzo","Dare"]},{"id":"1192","content":" Damn raccoons.\r\n I like coons\r\n we call them african americans now. and I hate them.\r\n as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare","rizzo"]},{"id":"1194","content":" Woodmans! Meet the Woodmans! They\\'re the modern valley family...\r\n From the... Town of Wolfville... Jon\\'s a paragon of big-ot-ry!","rating":"5","num_votes":"5","nicks":["Dare"]},{"id":"1196","content":" What couple was it that hired wild lions to guard the cabin where they\\'re spawning?\r\n pitt and jolie\r\n Someone should send them a memo...\r\n Wild lions eat reporters, yes.\r\n Wild lions also eat babies.\r\n And movie stars.\r\n The lions will figure it out.\r\n Why are we guarding this place?\r\n Well, some humans are giving birth to another human.\r\n the food is self-replicating?\r\n That is approximately correct.\r\n ITADAKIMASU!\r\n\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare[ResearchTime]","bignose"]},{"id":"1197","content":" brb, need a coffee\r\n dear coffee, I love you. That is all. Love, Jay\r\n dear Jay. you\\'re too kind. love, coffee. PS: You\\'re dandelions wilted, big spender.\r\n Dear Coffee, I am not a dandelion -- let alone many dandelions -- nor am I wilting. Get bent. Love, Jay\r\n Dear Jay, I was mocking the crappy gift you bought me, pointing out you\\'re cheap and don\\'t appreciate me. God, did you EVER understand me? I should have listened to mother. Love, coffee.\r\n Dear Coffee, You\\'re damaged goods now. He\\'s put his cream into you. You should have listened. Love, Mother\r\n dear mom and dad, I\\'ve read all your old letters and I hate myself and both of you. I\\'m off to become a transvestite showgirl. Love, Jay Jr.\r\n Dear Jay Jr., Sounds great. Careful who you accept dandelions from. Love, Dad p.s. Put down $500 on 12 black for me?","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["h0g","rizzusk"]},{"id":"1198","content":" I\\'m \\'exporting\\'. You know. Computer words. Long time.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vik"]},{"id":"1199","content":" SCABS !\r\n the most popular salad topping in Botswana!\r\n holy fuck jon.\r\n eh?","rating":"-3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"1201","content":" i\\'m not as think as you gay i am.\r\n let\\'s hope not\r\n \\'cause Jesus said I can\\'t hang out with gays","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vik","h0g"]},{"id":"1202","content":" Fishy: new horse ?\r\n er vic ?\r\n and house.","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1205","content":" <- sub 200lbs fuckers.\r\npoopo is now known as bignose (~jeff@HSE-Montreal-ppp341717.sympatico.ca)\r\n that must have been a hell of a grogan dump then\r\n awwwwwwww","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["poopo","Fishy","Vik"]},{"id":"1206","content":" lol i\\'m loving my quote today\r\n i\\'m \\\"loving myself\\\" right NOW","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["andrea","bignose"]},{"id":"1207","content":" spammers can eat my balls !\r\n k\r\n I\\'ll let them know","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Fishy"]},{"id":"1209","content":" vic: and mattyp has since upgraded to a very beautiful honda Prelude... and then again to a very potent cobalt SS\r\n wow, he goes through the cars like tiff through cocks\r\n i think the cocks actually go through tiff.","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","Vik","bignose"]},{"id":"1213","content":" i\\'m looking forward to having a lawn so i can go buy a mower\r\n <- has a lawn\r\n ^ is a dink\r\n","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["andrea","Vik"]},{"id":"1214","content":" wow ... one inch makes a lot of difference\r\n","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["andrea"]},{"id":"1216","content":" hey ross, walk or suck?\r\n suck","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy","rixxo"]},{"id":"1217","content":" dare i say \\\"wootulon\\\"\r\n Yes\r\n i dare ?\r\n you do\r\n WOOT-U-LON\r\n do dare\r\n there. i did it.\r\n i\\'m not doing dare.\r\n that\\'s just gross.\r\n oh, you did\r\n Socks?","rating":"-2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vik","h0g"]},{"id":"1218","content":" I don\\'t doubt ross would make a pizza smoothie... not in the least\r\nrizzo is now known as riss|lunchtime","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vik"]},{"id":"1219","content":" thank god you corrected that. i had no idea what you could have meant.\r\n yeah well, I need to look out for you\r\n that vic guy. always giving a shit\r\n that\\'s TWO shits\r\n two shits, if need be","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Vik","h0g"]},{"id":"1220","content":" someone left a bag of cherries on the table\r\n I\\'ll be right there to pop those for ya\r\n AWWWWWWWW","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["X","Fishy[hate]","Vik"]},{"id":"1221","content":" i smell pot ... but i always smell pot in the daytime\r\n oddly, me too\r\n yea well mine isn\\'t coming from this apartment\r\n oh","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["andrea","bignose"]},{"id":"1223","content":" dare, i understand she\\'s taking me for all i have, and cutting off my contact with the outside world, but you gotta understand i don\\'t like money or freedom.\r\n would it help if I took all your money and drilled a hole in a can?","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1224","content":" this morning, my chequing balance is twenty-nine thousand dollars.\r\n that\\'s a substantial down payment\r\n sigh. it would be.\r\n I spent it all on candy!","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["risso","Vik"]},{"id":"1225","content":" I am having many love for my bike... I don\\'t know if it\\'s the quality of the bike or if I became more awesome since high school, but I can take hills now whereas before I\\'d just have to give up.\r\n :)\r\n but only going up them\r\n don\\'t talk to me about downhill biking","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Dare","Vic"]},{"id":"1227","content":"Quit h0g (Quit: Oot)\r\n h0g: those we got with dell at a discount, but i got an ultra 1000 VA ups from tigerdirect for $99\r\n duh, he\\'s gone\r\n way to go me","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":[]},{"id":"1228","content":" i won\\'t be attending ... i don\\'t want to eat any Ross\r\n *wiggle* c\\'mon.......\r\n been there, done that.","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["andrea","h0g","bignose"]},{"id":"1229","content":" i officially no longer have any bass in my car.\r\n or trout\r\n that too. and now loud low frequency sounds either.\r\n* bignose pictures ONE 15 inch sub in the matrizzle\r\n* christian has TWO sitting on a shelf, lifeless\r\n I like my 13 in the tracker\r\n i like a 12 in my pooper\r\n\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["christian","bignose","X"]},{"id":"1230","content":" i-bot: what is edge ?\r\n bignose: wish i knew\r\n i-bot: eat a dick you forgetful bastard","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1231","content":" oh, and while I have you all here... I have news.\r\n everyone run\r\n you\\'ll hear this eventually, and we might as well get it all over with...\r\n uh oh\r\n I\\'m playing robin hood in the christmas play in kentville\r\n neat.\r\n and maid marian is being played by a 17-year old high school student\r\n hahaahhahahahahaha\r\n oh my.\r\n my gut. it hurts.","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["risso","christian","bignose"]},{"id":"1232","content":" I\\'m pretty sure you can send gas by purolator\r\n *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart* sign here?","rating":"0","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","h0g"]},{"id":"1233","content":" it was an enchanted disembodied schlong, what else was it supposed to do?","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Fishy[hate]"]},{"id":"1235","content":" this fucking surgery can\\'t come soon enough.\r\n I can\\'t wait to be a woman on the outside too!\r\n if i were a woman on the outside, i\\'d spend all day squatted over a mirror.\r\n I think we all would\r\n i think you\\'re right.\r\n in conclusion\r\n this fucking surgery can\\'t come soon enough.\r\n it\\'s a wonder they can accomplish anything","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1236","content":" we should counter everything bignose says when he tries to be profound with that now\r\n DAMNIT\r\n you\\'re not fishy\r\n HAHAHA\r\n I suck\r\n NICE ONE.\r\n counter away.\r\n don\\'t be a hippy :P","rating":"1","num_votes":"3","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1237","content":" you\\'d think they would\\'ve learned\r\n \\\"ok, we couldn\\'t make it up that SLIGHT grade, so let\\'s try this BIG HILL!\\\"\r\n I\\'m entirely certain that they were, in fact, STUPID.\r\n very stupid. and their tires were even more bald by the time they were done than when they started\r\n probably almost as bald as their wet little cooters","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["christian","Fishy"]},{"id":"1238","content":"Nick christian is now known as dripping_ho\r\n haha\r\nNick dripping_ho is now known as christian\r\n that didn\\'t work out the way i had hoped","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":[]},{"id":"1239","content":" speaking of turbos... the new, new Mini cooperS has gone from supercharged to turbocharged\r\n there is a god\r\n does that make you horny?\r\n a little\r\n vic... was .. just funny","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Fishy[gone]","bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1241","content":" just a heads up... I don\\'t feel well\r\n bignose: edge??\r\n vic unfortunatly\r\n rizzo: be sick less often\r\n I had a cold, now I think it\\'s something else.\r\n I feel feverish, my stomach is making me nauseated...\r\n everyone make sure their anti-virus software is up to date.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo","Vic","Surly","christian"]},{"id":"1243","content":" User Tip of the day: if you wish to CRT to something, be sure you plug your network cable in.\r\n I\\'ve never heard CRT used as a verb before\r\n Power User Tip of the day: the protocol is not \\\"CRT\\\" that\\'s like firefoxing to a webpage and makes you sound retarded.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fishy","christian","bignose"]},{"id":"1244","content":" i guess no zing, as it\\'s still MY colon.","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1246","content":" I rack mounted a mac mini using plexi and double sided tape, once.\r\n pe 6950 drool.\r\n i mounted a mac mini using a condom and some lube.. twice.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose"]},{"id":"1247","content":" I argue that Ross is the pedophile. Don\\'t drag SPACE POSTMAN into this","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["space_postman"]},{"id":"1248","content":" awesome\r\n Starbucks Mint Brownies = best ever\r\n I bet my brownies are better..\r\n they likely would be, but now\\'s not the time of recreational brownies\r\n I argue that all brownies are recreational\r\n yeah you can have a lot of fun with a Brownie!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["h0g","Vic"]},{"id":"1249","content":" why does chinese sound like a series of \\\"oh yo yo\\\"s\r\n because you\\'re culturally insensitive","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["rizzo","Stiggy"]},{"id":"1250","content":" Saw 4 PS3s in walmart last night\r\n they\\'re no longer that hard to get\r\n neither is tiff, and she\\'s slot loading.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Surly"]},{"id":"1251","content":" i got the impression more that she was a newb to it all, and just really needed teh cash so said \\\"fine, i\\'ll take a good one in teh ass and get my rent paid\\\"\r\n which is pretty much how working for a living goes","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Surly","Stig"]},{"id":"1252","content":" what rolls downstairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbour\\'s dog?\r\n great for a snack, it fits on your back, it\\'s log Log LOG!\r\n it\\'s LOG, LOG, it\\'s big, it\\'s heavy, it\\'s wood\r\n It\\'s LOG... LOG... it\\'s better than bad: it\\'s good\r\n LOG... from BLAMMO!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["christian","Stig","Vic"]},{"id":"1253","content":" read-only is for pussies\r\n live dangerously","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["christian"]},{"id":"1254","content":" watch out for Fat Stig\r\n ..you\\'re... right here.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Stig","Surly"]},{"id":"1255","content":"* Vic has gone offline\r\nred_ross is now known as Vic\r\n* MOS6502 has now come online\r\n <- Vic\r\n fuck pizza hut. fried vagina lips are a viable pizza topping\r\n <- CPU from Vic\r\nVic is now known as red_ross\r\nMOS6502 is now known as Vic\r\n hehe. that\\'ll learn ya.\r\n I can\\'t leave this name unclaimed\r\n you sure can\\'t","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":[]},{"id":"1256","content":" *yawn, sorry I\\'m late fellas, I was busy firing salt-worms off my balcony at hot chicks passing by.\r\n okay... THAT\\'S euw.\r\n salt...worms ?\r\n SALT WORMS ???\r\n YOU HEARD YOU","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Stig","bluebell_ross","frognose"]},{"id":"1258","content":" http:\/\/www.auerswald-instruments.com\/instruments\/guitars\/symbol.JPG <- Prince\\'s Devil Penis Guitar from Superbowl (or very similar)\r\n in the 70\\'s prince\\\\\\'s guitar would shoot liquid out of it\\'s bulbous head at the end of a song. and they call this phalic.\r\n outrageous\r\n it\\'s a wang. half of the earth has one. get over it amelicans.\r\n and re: last year\\'s finagle - it\\'s a tit - half the world has two, get over them\r\n more than half :P\r\n yes yes\r\n but yeah. a boob. big fucking deal.\r\n oh no ! my kids are going to learn that people have boobs ! oh my god, now they\\'re morally corrupt !\r\n Maybe they were just upset cause it was a saggly ugly boob\r\n you\\'re a saggly ugly boob !","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1261","content":" just speced a mac pro to 3250$ .. that\\'s hard to swallow.\r\n probably hard to digest too\r\n not to mention eventually poop out","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["assface","wheel"]},{"id":"1262","content":" i\\'ll try your wood later ross","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["YourMom"]},{"id":"1263","content":" giant black fist is soooo much better.\r\n er\r\n ...\r\n I think you\\'ve said too much","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1265","content":" so that facebook chick finally got back to me and we chatted on MSN for a while last night. turns out she has a kid. BAH.\r\n let me know if it doesn\\'t work out, maybe i can buy her a house.","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["christian"]},{"id":"1266","content":" come down, jeff.. we\\'ll paintball\r\n done\r\n \\\"slap each other with foam\\\"\r\n that sounds an awful lot like \\\"gay sex\\\" again\r\n yes, but with paintballs\r\n which results in more welts than an average round of gay sex.\r\n at least, normal gay sex.. with jeff and his excessively forceful ejactulation, who knows..\r\n not gay sex with biggie","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose","Vic","gay_violet_ross"]},{"id":"1267","content":" :q\r\n stupid alt-tab\r\n land me in the right window","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1268","content":" i hardly smoked pot, hardly drank but formed an all new, money comsuming addiction\r\n that is just as likly to kill me :)\r\n trampolining!\r\n cockfighting!\r\n cocaine","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["bignose","purple_nerple","Vic","christian"]},{"id":"1269","content":" ipod headphones work really poorly in the wrong ears.\r\n apparently jeff can\\'t read \\\"L\\\" and \\\"R\\\"\r\n frig - I just reallized... the japanese must get american headphones on the wrong way around all the time!\r\n AW","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["bignose","Vic","Fishy"]},{"id":"1272","content":" not sure if bignose saw:\r\n [08:51] if i ever meet the guy who created prototype.js i\\'m giving him a blowjob. this is sweet. (and i say that knowing there\\'s a very slim chance i\\'ll ever meet him haha)\r\n [08:52] you can give it to me by proxy for introducing it to you\r\n aw christ.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1274","content":" \\\"OH GOD OH GOD FUCK MY ASS, FUCK MY DIRTY ASSHOLE! OH YESSSS FUCK!!!\\\"\r\n hahahaha\r\n that would be sweet","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["christian"]},{"id":"1277","content":" speedometer\r\n hahaha\r\n i was going to asy..\r\n say.\r\n tachometer ?\r\n thermometer ?\r\n pedometer?\r\n ...\r\n awww geeze.\r\nQuit rixx (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)\r\n\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","christian","bignose"]},{"id":"1278","content":" I think I\\'m going to get a pair of those biking panties with the padded crotch\r\n HAHA\r\n then I can wear some grown-up shorts overtop of them so I don\\'t look like a retarded fag","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fishy","christian"]},{"id":"1279","content":" want to see my scuzzy port?\r\n it\\'s not proprietary, it\\'s open!\r\n I\\'m strictly plug-and-play","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["christian","Vic"]},{"id":"1280","content":" oh it would take a lot more than rape to shut ME up","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["christian"]},{"id":"1281","content":" all you assholes are turning me into an asshole too\r\n we\\'re stirring the asshole within\r\n ... that\\'s the filthiest thing I\\'ve ever said.\r\n is it ever.","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["christian","riss","bignose"]},{"id":"1282","content":" no one uses 8.3 filenames anymore\r\n it\\'s shorter to type than whatever that would fully expand to\r\n remote_flip_middle_finger\r\n that takes a long time to type\r\n rc_finger\r\n done. :P\r\n that appreciation is more likly a product SKU number.\r\n appreciation.\r\n where the FUCK did i come up with that.\r\n I was just about to ask\r\n* bignose lopes off figers\r\n \\'lopes\\'?\r\n figers?","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","riss","bignose","christian"]},{"id":"1283","content":" you shank my jenga shit.\r\n SHIP\r\nNick torgo is now known as jenga_shit (~rchapman@rchapman2-nb.acadiau.ca)\r\n* jenga_shit is the worst kid\\'s game ever\r\n you take a turd from the bottom and you put it on top","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["torgo","Vic"]},{"id":"1284","content":" need some car advice\r\n we want to take ours in for about a grand worth of body work, misc repairs and the like.\r\n i don\\'t know any of the mechanics from hitler. wondering how i find a decent one.\r\n recommend not getting a mechanic from hitler for starters\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1286","content":" i love farmers :)\r\n NOT IN THAT WAY","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose"]},{"id":"1287","content":" there\\'s a bunch of emails about darrell\\'s thesis on this prof\\'s computer\r\n name?\r\n darrell\r\n ...\r\n rhodenizer\r\n hate you","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["X","Vic"]},{"id":"1288","content":" get in the van I have candy","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["rizzo"]},{"id":"1289","content":" i\\'ll give you a cookie\r\n *html headers*\r\n hahahah\r\n http headers. not html.\r\n Vicced !\r\n yeah yeah\r\n poo","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["christian","Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1291","content":" drums are more like kodak film...\r\n there you go\r\n ...\r\n the more you hit them, the better they get?\r\n no.. i'm thinking of women, not film..\r\n never mind","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo","X","Fishy"]},{"id":"1293","content":" woo?\r\n woo.\r\n k, just checking","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fishy","tom"]},{"id":"1294","content":" I can tell you now that quote's not gonna make it :P\r\n I don't really care, I just wanted to use nlog","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","tom"]},{"id":"1295","content":" \"my wallet was full, my testicles were empty. and i asked myself how can i reverse that, so i got married\"\r\n well... all this talk has made me hungry for lunch","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1296","content":" out!\r\n i knew he'd come out eventually\r\n HA HAAAAAA","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["christian","X","Fishy"]},{"id":"1297","content":" NYC is voting on a proposal to require permits to take photographs in the city\r\n I saw this coming","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1304","content":" you love the yellow\r\n i have\r\n loved it long time.\r\n you love the brown\r\n also true.\r\n but did you rove it rong time?\r\n christian: should you have the opportunity, ram it in the pooper a few times.\r\n i've done it more than once\r\n indeed\r\n to females, not males, just so there's no confusion\r\n it fucking hurts.\r\n hahaha\r\n hah vic\r\n poor shelley haha\r\n she was so tiny\r\n cute though\r\n I'd have chucked it in her brown as well\r\n yeah she was good for it\r\n i just feel bad for her :) hahah\r\n hahaha\r\n if you can put it in a girl's ass, you could put it in a guy's ass.\r\nJoin tom [0] (~tomheinan@38.100.34.2)\r\n so what about blowjobs?\r\n they're great.\r\n agreed.\r\n tom loves giving teh head\r\n nice timing. you missed the previous message :)\r\n oh i see what you did there\r\n did he ever.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Fishy","bignose","christian","tom"]},{"id":"1305","content":" who cares about fingers? all she needs is 3 holes and a training bra","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["christian"]},{"id":"1306","content":" ooohh this client is raring for \"asshole\" tax.\r\n the HST is a form of asshole tax.\r\n In that the assholes make us pay it?\r\n no, anyone with an asshole must pay it\r\n both are correct\r\n I would put forth that even if for some reason you DIDN'T have one, you'd still have to\r\n i was also personfiying the HST and calling it an asshole\r\n ah","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","christian","Vic","risso"]},{"id":"1307","content":" A fancy, gelatinous thing.\r\n yer a fancy gelatinous thing","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Dare","bignose"]},{"id":"1310","content":" woot, leopard 10.5.1 just came out.\r\n ...of the closet?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","christian"]},{"id":"1313","content":" maybe he fell in\r\n how am I supposed to wish him a happy yester-vic-day?\r\n you'll just have to wish him a \"happy you-suck-and-weren't-online-enough\" day\r\n but that's what I got him LAST year.","rating":"8","num_votes":"8","nicks":["Fishy","risso"]},{"id":"1337","content":" also, can I ask.... why _n_log?\r\n necro...?\r\n log \"n\" lines\r\n nantucket?\r\n math in-joke from way back when we started it\r\n n is standard integer notation\r\n pfft. math.\r\n who needs math?\r\n you do, so that you can communicate on this irc","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rizz","tom","Vic","leeroy"]},{"id":"1338","content":" I move that vic makes bazinga do something cool in the channel.\r\n i dont think we need to reopen that can of worms\r\n where is that jerk anyway? doin stuff? makin' omelettes? going to the bathroom?\r\n he's down with that\r\n thats so ross..","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","X","rizz"]},{"id":"1339","content":" but when I woke up, BOTH the hookers were dead!\r\n well that kills resale value","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","leeroy"]},{"id":"1340","content":" I'd want to name my band 'checkmate' so that each album cover could be an amusing pictorial description of a 'checkmate' situation\r\n a lobster in a trap, but holding a handgun out at you\r\n CHECKMATE, MOTHERFUCKER\r\n how would he pull the trigger?\r\n i'm still gonna eat him.\r\n with his fingers, duh\r\n lobster fingers\r\n lobsters do not ... nevermind.\r\n the most delicious part\r\n the fishermen always take them off on the boat\r\n so we never see them\r\n vic - ahhhhh.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizz","j","X","Vic"]},{"id":"1341","content":" I learned long ago that if I took fashion advice from ross that I would be wearing corduroy and sweater vests\r\n Yeah..\r\n what a guy\r\n that's not a sweater vest, though\r\n he's actually topless","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","X"]},{"id":"1342","content":" I have a putty knife and I think I know how to use it!","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1343","content":" well i suppose we're all dying in an existential sense\r\n I believe it is somewhere around 24 that your body reaches a point where it is technically dying\r\n Its all downhill from there..\r\n good, I am tired of walking up bloody hills\r\n shit... you mean i have until october?\r\n not if i have anything to do with it","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","leeroy","X"]},{"id":"1344","content":" Lets move to Denver.\r\n the last dinosaur?\r\n sure\r\n whats in denver?\r\n besides snow\r\n john.\r\n john who?\r\n Denver.\r\n ohhhh\r\n *rimshot*\r\n *groan*\r\n you really aren't good at this vic.\r\n t'was bad\r\n you guys are all dicks\r\n especially you. you're the worst\r\n he's back!\r\n and this time... he's mad\r\n From a world without frivoluous expendatures\r\n In a time when Hipsters ran rampant\r\n its Jon.\r\n Jon who?\r\n Denver.\r\n swish","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["j","X","leeroy","Vic","tom","jon"]},{"id":"1345","content":" i enjoy the sheer scale of meta-impersonation that is often present in acadiageeks chatlogs\r\n it's like the Inception of insults\r\n i enjoy the sheer scale of meta-impersonation that is often present in acadiageeks chatlogs","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","j"]},{"id":"1346","content":" who wants to start doing V ?\r\n its the new rage.\r\n the miniseries about aliens from the 80's?\r\n no, Vampire blood.\r\n I'd say \"lame\", but I DID just reference a miniseries about aliens from the 80's","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","rizz"]},{"id":"1347","content":" our company has a blog and i've been asked to write one article a month about whatever\r\n thats cool. more should.\r\n but all i'm really qualified to write about is like code stuff\r\n and i don't know if people would find that interesting\r\n today I'm gonna talk about whores...","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["tom","j","Vic"]},{"id":"1348","content":" when should we all expect delivery\r\n open your mouth","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","j"]},{"id":"1349","content":" Youtube Featured Video: Tom punches God in face.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"1350","content":" fine.\r\n what is \"how are you, jeff?\"","rating":"-1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["j","Vic"]},{"id":"1351","content":" i'd say jesus was the optimus prime of his day\r\n we all need heroes, one way or the other\r\n You're my hero, tom","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","Vic"]},{"id":"1352","content":" You should get yourself a bandsaw with a metal blade\r\n I keep thinkin about that\r\n but they cost teh monies\r\n as opposed to the bandsaws with wooden blades\r\n or rubber\r\n glass blades\r\n you guys are hilarious.\r\n WE REALLY ARE","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","jon","leeroy","rizz"]},{"id":"1354","content":" i'm on a 20s, 30s, 40s kick at the moment\r\n well there ya go\r\n particularly looking for some good noir\r\n i've got \"the big sleep\" downloading at home right now\r\n *to the camera* what tom doesn't know is that \"the big sleep\" is actually a porno audio book about 3 down-on-their-luck retired teachers who are trying to win a bet by being the first to violate a horse\r\n *back to tom* ... The Big Sleep, eh? I hear that's a good one. I bet you'll enjoy it.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon"]},{"id":"1355","content":" all these years of me being an awesome guitarist seems to have rubbed off on my girlfriend, who is now apparently taking guitar lessons\r\n that's likely not all you've rubbed off onto your poor girlfriend","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon"]},{"id":"1356","content":" ad on the right makes that page worth goig to\r\n \"learn biblical hebrew online\"\r\n Save a tonne on car insurance with biblical hebrew!\r\n I grew 8 inches on my penis in 2 weeks with biblical hebrew!\r\n Harry potter and biblical hebrew\r\n it was 8 inches sideways, but i'll take what i can get!\r\n of note: any kind of hebrew is sure to lessen your penis.\r\n inward","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizz","bignose","tom"]},{"id":"1357","content":" now to see if I can make linux talk to the big one\r\n *unziiiiiiiiip*","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","jon"]},{"id":"1358","content":" I was trying really hard not to be a smart ass until you realized that\r\n you did well.\r\n was it hard?\r\n its always hard for you, buddy\r\n *crickets*","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose"]},{"id":"1360","content":" oh, watched Karate Kid with Will smiths kid in it. was a pretty decent remake.\r\n had alot of paralelles to the original.\r\n *draws an Alot made up of parallel lines*\r\n *says fuck you\"","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["iBignose","Vic"]},{"id":"1361","content":" so the plan is a little message on our page saying \"acadia central pages have an issue, something's up, blah blah blah, will get fixed stop panicking and don't call sean\"\r\n \"really. don't call him at this number. or at home. here's his cell number to not call\"\r\n I think you guys should work together and make it 4:30\r\n too much struggle might make me prematurely poo.\r\n so you have to ask yourself, \"how much do you want it to be 4.30?\"\r\n hmmm\r\n I could accept a little poo in your drawers for it to be 4:30\r\n i, also, could accept this.\r\n I will third this motion\r\n FINE. I WILL SHIT MYSELF.","rating":"10","num_votes":"10","nicks":["rizz","OoT","Jon","X","leeroy"]},{"id":"1363","content":" DO A DARREL ROLL\r\n USE F-BOMBS WISELY\r\n PRESS 'MASTERS' or 'THESIS' TWICE","rating":"12","num_votes":"12","nicks":["tom","jon","rizz"]},{"id":"1364","content":" bikes are hard\r\n soft ones don't take the hills as well\r\n gummi bikes\r\n cream cheese\r\n gravy\r\n ...\r\n I'm hungry","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","rizz"]},{"id":"1366","content":" well the longer they get the more stable but harder to manuever \r\n thats what she said.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","bignose"]},{"id":"1367","content":" il y a des tits?","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rizz"]},{"id":"1369","content":" holy shit\r\n i spelled schtroumpfs right\r\n hahaha\r\n that's because you're gay","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Vic","jon"]},{"id":"1370","content":" *masturbate furiously*\r\n does that mean you are angry when you do it...or that you do it angrrily?\r\n can't it be both?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","j"]},{"id":"1371","content":" you're still young and dumb\r\n enjoy it\r\n well.. i'm still dumb at least\r\n that'll do!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","tom"]},{"id":"1376","content":" http:\/\/metaleks.net\/internet\/elitism-in-irc\r\n I'd read that but it's below me.","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Weedy","jon"]},{"id":"1377","content":" mostly because I like making arguments.\r\n that's fine\r\n i can buy that\r\n you do not like making arguments!!\r\n YES I DO\r\n DO NOT","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["rizzo","tom","j"]},{"id":"1378","content":" I USE ME DICK TO PUNCH THE HOTKEYS\r\n SHIFT.. HENNGH S!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","X"]},{"id":"1379","content":" don't all volunteer at once\r\n mp3 is fine\r\n conversion is quick enough\r\n tom: BUBBLESORT!\r\n gigglesnort!\r\n bubblegoose\r\n gooseberries?\r\n I can only assume that exchange has solved tom's arraylist sorting issues","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","leeroy","X","jon"]},{"id":"1380","content":" you've heard of 'montezuma's revenge' right? as in the gastro-troubles\r\n I have been familiarized.\r\n today I'm feeling the Donairzuma's Wind\r\n good thing I work away from others\r\n that's not the only reason to keep you away from others","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","j","Vic"]},{"id":"1381","content":" maybe it's a new kind of magic\r\n well you know it's gonna be that\r\n each iPod comes with a voodoo shaman\r\n sweet!\r\n Gwakii keeps your music safe. with goat's blood drawn on you victim's effigy.\r\n also, a fraction of each shaman's power gets re-routed back to keeping myself immortal.\r\n pff, they did that in iTunes 9","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","Vic","rizzo"]},{"id":"1382","content":" Just implemented fulltext searching on the articles on the acadiageeks site\r\n man, I wish I'd known about that when we first wrote it\r\n although, it may not have existed in '99 anyway\r\n before the mighty google, there was no searching\r\n google existed in 99\r\n shut up, vic.\r\n I'm not sure who to argue with\r\n you or me","rating":"4","num_votes":"4","nicks":["Vic","rizzo"]},{"id":"1384","content":" children. play nice\r\n HE STARTED IT\r\n this is my side of the chair, and he put his hand on my side!!!\r\n I don't care who started it because I WILL END IT\r\n don't make me turn the internet around\r\n Oh man... could you?","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["leeroy","j","rizzo","Vic"]},{"id":"1385","content":" what are you trying to do for which a tablet would not be sufficient?\r\n appear heterosexual","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon"]},{"id":"1386","content":" poor leeroy and his tiny antenna\r\n d'aww\r\n it's not the size that matters\r\n it is the quality of a signal\r\n it's how close you are to the hotspot","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","tom","leeroy"]},{"id":"1387","content":" wierd, when i youtoogle for \" women\" i get something completely different\r\n yeah...\r\n you...toogle.\r\n that'll happen\r\n wordsmith you are sir.\r\n that's my new word\r\n can i use it?\r\n I made it up for you guys just now\r\n giver\r\n ho ho ho! i approve.\r\n Just don't Boondoggle the Youtoogle.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon","j"]},{"id":"1391","content":" Thats how popular media works tho... not everyone wants to play in a local theater and do a day job.\r\n burn?\r\n burn.\r\n BURN!","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["j","X_WTF"]},{"id":"1392","content":" It's awesome, cause the eeepc has JUST enough disk space that you can't upgrade ubuntu in place\r\n delete some of your midget porn\r\n FUCK YOU.\r\n That midget porn takes up less space than regular-sized-person porn!","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["Vic","X","Dare"]},{"id":"1394","content":" exchange loves us all, frequently, without our consent","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1396","content":" phew.\r\n ... fuck.\r\n desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu\r\n guys? I thought you wanted to get shit done.\r\n yeah. here I am.\r\n I CAN'T HEAR YOU. NO ONE TOLD ME TO LISTEN YET.\r\n 011001100111010101100011011010110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110110001101100\r\n would you.each |user| {user.shut_the_fuck_up!}\r\n ((((someone needs a hug))))","rating":"2","num_votes":"2","nicks":["rizzo","tom","Dare","leeroy"]},{"id":"1397","content":" it seems like a magic that I want to avoid\r\n Why?\r\n I fear it would corrupt my soul to hold such power\r\n I mean this thing CAN'T be strictly computational\r\n virgins must have been sacrificed\r\n I understand your concerns\r\n You have to know, they were ugly virgins","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","Vic"]},{"id":"1399","content":" remember how hard it was to get ONE turtle?\r\n basically had to blow granddad.\r\n you had a different family structure than us\r\n those weren't turtles you were getting","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","jon"]},{"id":"1401","content":" pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives\r\n PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS, MUSHROOMS, OLIVES, CHIVES!!!\r\n I'm sorry sir, this isn't a pizza place. we sell beds\r\n oh... well I'll take a hooker then, thanks.\r\n SIR... we sell beds, not bed accessories.\r\n what about those ones that fold in and out of a sofa? what are those called again? stuff-a-whores?\r\n got any of those?","rating":"31","num_votes":"31","nicks":["jon","leeroy"]},{"id":"1402","content":" fucking nose hairs\r\n stop typing your google searches into irc, ross\r\n it's getting gross","rating":"28","num_votes":"28","nicks":["rizzo","tom"]},{"id":"1405","content":" mannnn the world's oldest person (115yo) just kicked off yesterday... it's like that record has some kinda curse. everyone who wins it dies shortly afterwards","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1407","content":" what if you work at home, and charge clients for masturbating.. on occasion.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j"]},{"id":"1410","content":" jessu firefox, simmer down.\r\n I went to school with Jessu Firefix..\r\n he was from Germany\r\n did he suck cocks?\r\n no, but he said you did.\r\n Zing","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","X"]},{"id":"1411","content":" mo's gonna be on tv tonight?\r\n my mo. not your mo.\r\n \"Mohannad\" not \"Mohammad\"\r\n ah\r\n El-Barachi, not Al-Sharaf.\r\n Potatoe, not Potatoe.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","j"]},{"id":"1413","content":" or... interesting.\r\n what is?\r\n pornwall\r\n oh\r\n yeah\r\n neat concept\r\n wow... a woman can do that with her ass eh?\r\n* j has left the room","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","Vic"]},{"id":"1414","content":" THE GOOGLES, THEY DO SOMETHING!\r\n be careful\r\n the googles are in bed with the government\r\n http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=y_3BEwpv0dM\r\n you can't trust them for research\r\n yeah, they're in bed with the government\r\n so just be careful\r\n http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/food\/prepare\/breadtag.asp\r\n j: this guy is awesome\r\n To say the least.\r\n The shaving scene is waht got me.\r\n http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xq0JcQ1dOwU\r\n l: these girls are awesome.\r\n it is the inverse of the dalhousie creeper\r\n does this video also have a shaving scene?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","leeroy","j"]},{"id":"1415","content":" please don't give me the fuckmouse","rating":"3","num_votes":"3","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1416","content":" get one of those spider plants and hang it way up high so it spiders down about 15ft\r\n Grow an indoor maple tree.\r\n No no.. Juniper!\r\n Flatulent Elm\/!\r\n Knotty Pine!\r\n Naughty Spruce\r\n ^bandname?\r\n They have some indoor evergreen trees at homedepot\r\n You could grow a bonsai forest.\r\n i don't have patience for things that don't grow\r\n i can barely handle my lucky bamboo, which grows like an inch a week..\r\n there. get a couple indoor trees. then when you have a date over he\/she will think you care about living things\r\n I need a dog for that reason.\r\n bwwahahahhhahahaha.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","j","X_"]},{"id":"1417","content":" propane stoves = teh monies\r\n TEH MONIES\r\n thank you, back up singer\r\n BACK UP SINGER!","rating":"26","num_votes":"26","nicks":["Vic","X_X"]},{"id":"1420","content":" that's a fine carnival\r\n the fine young carnivals\r\n they drive me crazy","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","jon"]},{"id":"1421","content":" jon's too angry to masturbate\r\n he'd tear it off","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"1423","content":" pf, my dad accidentally pushed me down a flight of stairs when i was little\r\n \"accidentally\"\r\n babies are indestructible \r\n they sure are... goddamnit","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","Jon"]},{"id":"1424","content":" At a convenience store in one battered coastal prefecture, a store manager turned to a private electrical generator. When the generator stopped working and the cash register could no longer open, customers who had been waiting in line quietly returned their items to the shelves\r\n This is how the japs handle something. Versus rioting and looting the fucking astrodome.\r\n or super dome, or wahtever in new orleans.\r\n yeah, but in their defense, the people in new orleans are black.\r\n Thats a defense?\r\n I think the polite way to say it is \"socioeconomically disadvantaged\"\r\n isn't that what i said?\r\n oh right","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","X","jon"]},{"id":"1425","content":" can you guys say those two things again so we can immortalize it forever in ag logs please\r\n no, eat some dicks","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","X_"]},{"id":"1426","content":" woo, got a good 11 character 40 year password now.\r\n and not a fucking pain to type.\r\n do share!\r\n er no!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","leeroy"]},{"id":"1428","content":" my H key broke off my keyboard. applecare is sending me another one.\r\n someone else type 'hothornyharlots.com' so I can copy\/paste it\r\n hrm. meant to type that as j.\r\n oh well","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","riss"]},{"id":"1429","content":" you've take this to far.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j"]},{"id":"1431","content":" the bk whopper always looks like a hot mess\r\n mmmmmm your sister mmmmmm\r\n thanks fake jon\r\n weird. I was just thinking about vic's sister\r\n thanks real jon","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","j","jon"]},{"id":"1433","content":" i like smackin' 'em.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_"]},{"id":"1434","content":" tom: arguing with me isn't fun at all, you're totally wrong","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1436","content":" if anyone's likely to be eaten whole by a swamp donkey, it is ben\r\n that's my feeling on it too\r\n says the breadstick.\r\n but tom is much taller and is a level 82 bloodhipster","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon","rizz"]},{"id":"1439","content":" time to wipe and reload, Vic\r\n like bignose","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Jon"]},{"id":"1441","content":" i hate it when the balls bounce back out\r\n you and andi trying the ole \"dog in a bathtub\" eh?\r\n its not easy at all.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","j"]},{"id":"1442","content":" Its big ole friday.\r\n it most certainly is Friday. someone should wrote a song about that\r\n nopefully","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["j","leeroy"]},{"id":"1451","content":" centimeter is to meter as inch is to foot as hummingbird is to baby seal\r\n Not really. There are 5 hummingbirds to a metric beaver, which everyone knows is the official measurement of America's Hat.. There are 6.237 metric beavers to a baby seal.\r\n Car fuel efficiency in America's Hat. averages 57.3 kilobeavers to the two-four.","rating":"25","num_votes":"25","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1459","content":" Vic\r\n Sucks\r\n balls\r\n with\r\n a sideorder\r\n of llama neck\r\n marinated in\r\n the leavings\r\n of a menstruating\r\n alien.","rating":"25","num_votes":"25","nicks":["bignose","leeroy","rizz"]},{"id":"1461","content":" I has a gas expense\r\n in your chair?\r\n IN MY CHAIR","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Jon"]},{"id":"1462","content":" here, open this zip file and install the program inside\r\n notavirus.dmg\r\n it's legit, i promise","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1464","content":" i think we should fix up AG-Bot to run a MUD in here\r\n every once in a while we should get attacked by grues","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1465","content":" fyr pepsi\r\n .. but YOU'RE 'r'\r\n .... so?\r\n fyr","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo","Vic"]},{"id":"1467","content":" ha , just read a useful new term \"time toilet\"\r\n is that how you do it?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"1468","content":" lyme is the disease\r\n that sounds right\r\n lime is the inorganic compound\r\n ja\r\n which one's the sour fruit?\r\n vic.\r\n vic","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon","rizzo"]},{"id":"1469","content":" I think the networking in at least his office may be flaking out\r\n like a dootch\r\n I can't message him on google talk - says unreachable\r\n but that might just be a commentary on his social status","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","jon"]},{"id":"1470","content":" Am I the only one that reads \"curmudgeon\" as \"cum-dragon\" ?\r\n yes\r\n yes","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Jon","rizzo"]},{"id":"1471","content":" You know what they say..... \"A day without banjo is like fish in your underwear... \"","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon"]},{"id":"1473","content":" I got $15 last night for dressing like a ghost and walking around\r\n technically I made more than that, but that 15 was for the previous show\r\n you would have been doing that anyway though, right?\r\n yep","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo","jon"]},{"id":"1474","content":" Too soon?\r\n vic: not til he's dead for sure\r\n I'll be back in a minute.. can I borrow $2 for parking?\r\n at the hospital..\r\n see..\r\n while he kills the guy","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","tom","X_"]},{"id":"1476","content":" I think it's because people, on average, are basically morons","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1477","content":" WON'T SOMEBODY (besides ross) THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1479","content":" GODDAMNIT FEDEX VOICE MENU PHONEBOT BULLFUCK!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1480","content":" well... basically you have to get your gear off and wiggle your niblets for a camera\r\n that sounds a lot like porn\r\n well, i'm just saying, it worked for me\r\n did it ever!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon","Vic","tom"]},{"id":"1481","content":" someone's working on the HVAC system upin this piece\r\n it sounds like two miniature dragons riding a sybian in a culvert ","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon"]},{"id":"1483","content":" what about quotes?\r\n So, mid sentence it doesn't count eh? Has to be alone in the message?\r\n you can nlog 99\u2026 I can just delete them all with one sweeping SQL command if need be","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","Booma","Vic"]},{"id":"1484","content":" would you?\r\n nah\r\n although that's more tempting than the xbox and some games\r\n how about a monkey? haven't you always wanted a monkey?\r\n well yes. but if I had a million dollars I'd buy a k-car\r\n a nice reliant automobile.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["big","jon"]},{"id":"1485","content":" vic is on fucking fire today.\r\n i wish","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"1488","content":" hey X wanna buy my 3gs?\r\n $5\r\n only willing to sell to x.\r\n $10\r\n rather only willing to bug him about it. so i can tell him to go fuck himself.\r\n $9","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Jon"]},{"id":"1491","content":" your climbing grips\r\n resin\r\n I'm looking for something I can smooth over my workbench surface to make it less splintery\r\n like.. paint?\r\n it's still just a piece of plywood, it's gonna look like plywood if painted and still suffer dings and such\r\n if I smoothed it with something that self-smooths and hardens it would be awesome\r\n like.. paint\r\n it's still gonna leave a rough texture\r\n then paint again\r\n a thick-ish coat of epoxy or maybe resin will harden to a glass-like surface\r\n or prime it first\r\n oh, like the surface of a car.. have you tried paint?\r\n sigh","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X"]},{"id":"1492","content":" So steve jobs died of the PC, discuss.\r\n His PC was definitely a major cause.\r\n Of his death.\r\n too zune?\r\n Hahaha\r\n Awwwww","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Booma"]},{"id":"1493","content":" i don't use itunes to get tv or music, so no one does!\r\n here comes netflix bringing up the rear\r\n I didn't know they had THAT kind of content! *subscribe*","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Jon"]},{"id":"1496","content":" holy rain eh?\r\n little bit\r\n everything will be clean\r\n cept my hands. my bloody hands","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X","leeroy"]},{"id":"1497","content":" when's somebody gonna make some waterproof airplay speakers so i can listen to itunes in the shower\r\n got an airplay speaker and a ziplock bag?\r\n the problem is it has to be battery powered\r\n throw some batteries in the bag too\r\n you'll figure it out","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon"]},{"id":"1499","content":" Well. I stuck it on the ups to help mitigate that. \r\n everything is on the ups and ups\r\n huzzah","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","rizzo"]},{"id":"1500","content":" we'll see how that goes also\r\n you guys are gayer than a sack of vics\r\n interesting\r\n how many vics fit in a sack?\r\n you know\u2026 for the math\r\n 1\r\n he's huge.\r\n I would argue that 1 vic is not THAT gay\r\n unless you have a 2 vic sack.\r\n nor even 2\r\n i think you need at least 2 vics to be gay\r\n oaky. I was worried for a minute that individually big and I were gayer than 1 unit of vic\r\n it is only gay if the balls touch\r\n true.\r\n we're talking sacks, not balls","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","X_","leeroy","bignose","tom"]},{"id":"1501","content":" but his gut hangs down past his junk\r\n well it kinda does, yeah\r\n Mad flesh apron\r\n roof over the tool shed\r\n thats not a roof.. that's a bouncy castle filled with pudding","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_","jon"]},{"id":"1502","content":" look, it was only those couple buildings, c'mon\r\n I mean, the economy bounced right back, right?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon","Booma"]},{"id":"1503","content":" Also, carla; melissa's cousin brought 2 pounds of milk chocolate. \r\n oh lord\r\n Rules will be added.. oh yes..\r\n 18 bars of Lindor\/Lindt? milk chocolate with toffee etc.\r\n and about 20 bars of small dark chocolate.\r\n a 1 pound bag of chocolate covered rasins.\r\n bignose: speaking as someone who just ate 8 superstor ginger cookies for second breakfast I can say: damn.\r\n Suffice to say, my poop is still very chocolatey.\r\n ...\r\n you should probably stop tasting your poop too\r\n CONSISTENCY NOT TASTE.\r\n i feel fucking horrible.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","jon","X"]},{"id":"1504","content":" and leeroy can go fuck him self.\r\n how flexible do you think I am?\r\n pretty flexable.\r\n fair enough\r\n that might be a *stretch* though\r\n i see what you did there.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","leeroy"]},{"id":"1505","content":" Give me 8096 mega rams!\r\n 8192\r\n jerk.\r\n damnit - your'e right","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1507","content":" ...\r\n mother cake!\r\n anybody wanna hear my idea for a cell phone game?\r\n you push numbers... and it connects you to a random person's phone\r\n and you can TALK to them. REAL TIME.\r\n are there any mal-tempered birds?\r\n ross: i actually already made that game, it was called \"swedish roulette\"\r\n they should make a sequel: Vengeful Pigs\r\n jon: it's a cross between geocaching and pok\u00e9mon\r\n ...\r\n gotta collect them all ? thats just geocaching.\r\n you get a map to where you can find these guys, so you go there and instead of a geocache you find a sticker with a qr code on it\r\n so you take a picture, and you get whatever pokemon-type creature whomever put the sticker there created, and then you can use it to fight other people\r\n which leads you to a barn full of japanese tentacle rape?\r\n exactly\r\n it's basically just pokemon, but instead of catching them in the game, you catch them in real life\r\n and then there's some tentacle rape at the end\r\n weird, guy\r\n i just spit paninni.\r\n how about combining Pog with ziplining?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","rizzo","tom","bignose"]},{"id":"1508","content":" When I was looking for a spring for that Nissan truck\r\n Provincial spring in Hfx: $63\r\n Nissan Dealer: $890\r\n X: i'm finding i have to be a bit creative with fitocracy, cause some of the excercises i'm doing aren't in there.\r\n yeah.. make shit up..\r\n nice job on the bazillion points last night.\r\n yup. making shit up.\r\n can't find \"feverish masturbation\" in the list?\r\n NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO\r\n Jon: no, its there for usre.\r\n I entered my masturbation in as \"900 pull ups\".. same thing, right?\r\n also, they didn't have \"put out garbage\" so I entered \"half marathon\"\r\n put full if you have to go out twice.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose","jon","Vic"]},{"id":"1509","content":" i got snow'd on on my walk to work this morning\r\n in atlanta?\r\n or were you lost?\r\n must've walked through canada by mistake\r\n it's an easy mistake. we're really big\r\n and a lot of that is just jon","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon","Vic"]},{"id":"1510","content":" well.. i managed to tear the old guy's guts out","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"1511","content":" man I hate when you break a bass string\r\n the windings are so strong that they just hang there all flibbity wibbity\r\n Kind of like Jon on a date. \r\n well... at first\r\n you can't just go unleashing the Trouser Terror all up in their grill right away, Vic. jeez. show some class.\r\n what else are movie lineups for?\r\n Ha!\r\n what are you planning on ordering?\r\n how bout a FOOTLONG! *plunk*\r\n heh... that footlong better be a HALF PRICE deal\r\n ... your phallus knocked over my sour cream.\r\n wait. I didn't order sour cream.\r\n Awwww\r\n lemmie get you a towel...\r\n See. I have class. ","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","Vic","rizzo"]},{"id":"1514","content":" Yeah.\r\n \"injuries in the penis area\"\r\n that's like all those people who had \"injuries to the neck area\" duing the french revolution","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Booma","tom","jon"]},{"id":"1516","content":" http:\/\/www.virtualapple.org\/oregontraildisk.html <- virtual Apple II in a browser\r\n http:\/\/www.geekologie.com\/2008\/12\/13\/apple-apples-2.jpg <- virtual 2 Apples in a browser","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Booma"]},{"id":"1517","content":" then I was all \"yeah, but its not like it's jeff's penis, or anything\"\r\n nothing is.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose"]},{"id":"1518","content":" +1 would listen\r\n I bet you would... filthy minx\r\n i agree\r\n do that, guys.\r\n http:\/\/www.lamebook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/true.jpg\r\n I second this idea.\r\n the only reason I haven't passed this off as idle chat is because it's the first time you've all agreed.\r\n ever.\r\n on anything.\r\n in that case I think it's stupid\r\n hurrah!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","Jon","X","Booma","rizzo"]},{"id":"1519","content":" mo, you have a droid, right?\r\n and by droid i mean an android phone, not a protocol droid fluent in the binary language of moisture evaporators\r\n moisture evaporators?! my last job was programming binary load lifters, very similar to your moisture evaporators..\r\n can you speak bocce?\r\n He speaks like 6 million languages.\r\n yeah, alright, shut up. i'll take this one\r\n This isn't the droid you're looking for.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","X","bignose"]},{"id":"1520","content":" everything fits somewhere.\r\n so true.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose"]},{"id":"1521","content":" ok i think i've got my halloween costume for next year\r\n male stripper again?\r\n i was thinking slave leia\r\n from RotJ\r\n Premature ejaculation?\r\n Oh. Or that.\r\n how would that even work? wear all white, show up before anyone expects you and then sleep through the party?\r\n i think mo was describing his reaction to my slave leia costume\r\n ohh maybe\r\n Or you could just come in your pants.\r\n WAAAAY ahead of you, man","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon","Booma"]},{"id":"1522","content":" man i should probably put some clothes on and get food\r\n nah... the people in the office are used to you like that already","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon"]},{"id":"1523","content":" level of gayness\r\n er, i mean.. level of gayness\r\n good save\r\n nobody even noticed","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon"]},{"id":"1524","content":" HOW BE THERE THIS MUCH MUCUS IN MY BODY?\r\n I'm like a factory\r\n it has taken the place of other things you weren't using\r\n like your brain and soul\r\n I was hoping for my sperm and spare kidney\r\n those too, sorry.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo","Jon"]},{"id":"1526","content":" Sup, Douche Canoes.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Booma"]},{"id":"1530","content":" I always hated nurses\r\n ncurses*\r\n big difference\r\n the only time it was useful to me was when I had linux running on my nintendo ds lite\r\n Not that big, they can both help when you're terminal","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","Vic"]},{"id":"1538","content":" that's it biggie. let him have it with all one barrel\r\n aw, my mouth was open and everything","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","tom"]},{"id":"1539","content":" i've never understood how \"beaver\" became slang for vagina\r\n that doesn't even make any sense\r\n the fur.\r\n it takes a lot of wood\r\n the big teeth","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","bignose","jon","X"]},{"id":"1540","content":" the much lauded sequel to 'hobo with a shotgun', 'yogurt from a shotgun' took a more sensual tone","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1541","content":" Alright alright. So I was never much of a reader anyway.\r\n My Mom and Sister are big readers.\r\n you don't have to bring up their weight problems.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Booma","rizzo"]},{"id":"1542","content":" really exiting afternoon.\r\n well, by all means, continue exiting\r\n damit \r\n DAMNit","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","tom"]},{"id":"1544","content":" haha i don't think devon gets the idea of joke songs\r\n or instant messengers\r\n or internets\r\n or being reliable\r\n or acting straight","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","X","Jon"]},{"id":"1546","content":" you can't just go applying logic to religious things all willy nilly like that","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1548","content":" weird that the engine compartment would go up so badly, i should think most of the damage would be done in the back\r\n like most of my girlfriends\r\n KAPOW!\r\n HIOH\r\n BECAUSE OF ANAL SEX WITH TOM'S HUGE PENIS\r\n i get it!\r\n attaboy","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","jon","X"]},{"id":"1550","content":" CA.. NA.. DA..\r\n when the walls fell","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","tom"]},{"id":"1553","content":" Anyone know where one could buy F32T8 fluorescent grow lights? Jeff? lookin at you..\r\n yeah, sackville drive. steves hydroponics.\r\n its in the hydroponic district.\r\n oh, near the hammock district.\r\n right.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose"]},{"id":"1554","content":" I assumed a smuch\r\n A SMUCH\r\n you assume too many smuches\r\n slightly more than a smidgen","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","rizzo"]},{"id":"1555","content":" gay jokes are completely overdone..\r\n just like your poor tired over-pounded asshole\r\n shut up, queer\r\n plus, hipster is generally viewed as a superset of gay\r\n really?\r\n it is to me\r\n see?\r\n everything is gay to you, jon\r\n shut up, fag. no it isn't","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","Jon","tom"]},{"id":"1556","content":" clementines pack more deliciousness into a smaller size\r\n they're the macs of the citrus world\r\n you could almost say... they're the apples of oranges","rating":"1","num_votes":"1","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1557","content":" if you don't care enough to google something, at least do us the favour of not asking us to explain it for you","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1559","content":" I realized that we can now each build our own tom\r\n we have a layer by layer version of what makes tom tom\r\n I... don't think that's how it works...\r\n LET THE MAN TALK, VIC!\r\n sure it is\r\n i am, for all intents and purposes, backed up","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","Vic","Booma","tom"]},{"id":"1562","content":" The Ol' Rusty Turban.\r\n it's doggy style, but in the direction of mecca","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Booma","tom"]},{"id":"1566","content":" tom had his done before it was cool didn't he?\r\n sure did\r\n i didn't even tell anybody til it was over\r\n Tom also removed some other organs we've probably never heard of.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","tom","BoomaOwl"]},{"id":"1567","content":" fuck the raven\r\n nevermore!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo","Vic"]},{"id":"1568","content":" i've got the double chocolate oatmeal stout lined up from redbrick here in atl\r\n *beer boner*\r\n going to bring one or two others, not sure what yet\r\n Jon: put that away\r\n aw\r\n I don't want to share with the other guys\r\n aw!\r\n lies! I'll totally share with other guys\r\n You guys are dicks!\r\n which is why I like you so much!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","Jon","Vic","leeroy"]},{"id":"1569","content":" I definitely miss the beavers\r\n I used to host improv. it was awesome.\r\n I should have come out years earlier\r\n improv or closet?\r\n yes\r\n no\r\n WHAT?!?\r\n you heard me\r\n did not\r\n well it was definitely Mo's fault then.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","Jon"]},{"id":"1572","content":" yours is truly a language of magic\r\n I'm a wiard!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon","bignose"]},{"id":"1573","content":" frankly i don't care how the votes are tabulated as long as i don't have to put pants on to vote\r\n when you're rich and famous, my \"Tom Heinan Quoted\" book is going to sell millions and be hilarious","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","rizzo"]},{"id":"1574","content":" alot of propane. or alot of money.\r\n HA! oatmeal joke!\r\n you could buy a whole car for that!\r\n http:\/\/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com\/2010\/04\/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html\r\n does oatmeal have one, too? :P\r\n FUCK YOU.\r\n they all look the same to me.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","jon","X"]},{"id":"1575","content":" where would you shoot them?\r\n right in the middle of the face","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","jon"]},{"id":"1576","content":" I've got a case of the \"Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasia\"\r\n you spelled \"Homosexuality\" wrong\r\n I'm guessing something about your blood being wireless","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X","Vic"]},{"id":"1577","content":" jeez. that's too cheap to be any good isn't it?\r\n ....\r\n did jon just say that?\r\n its only 640x480","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","bignose","X"]},{"id":"1578","content":" on the bright side, i'm having a skype video conference with my dog.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"1579","content":" the lost notebook in question is all about blue sky thinking and moving forward in a harmonious manner to further synergize our collective project goals\r\n I don't think you can do that on computers\r\n so it's someone elses notebook?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon","X1"]},{"id":"1580","content":" hotsexygirlsdesktopwallpaperlolnotavirus.exe\r\n god damnit!\r\n it won't download!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X1","jon"]},{"id":"1582","content":" misunderestimatize","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon"]},{"id":"1583","content":" granted, it IS just a $5 DHK laser... they probably can't afford the physics license to obey the ACTUAL laws of physics, they likely just made their own laws which LOOK like the real ones unless you examine them carefully.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1584","content":" you've seen one mutant turtle penis, you've seen them all","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo"]},{"id":"1585","content":" check out my packing tape and batteries.\r\n yeah\r\n TORP\r\n http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/HRJQ4.jpg\r\n *rage*\r\n What browser do you use? \r\n Microsoft.\r\n Windows 2003, i think?\r\n WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?\r\n HOW CAN YOU HAVE THIS TENUOUS A GRASP ON WHAT YOU DO EVERY DAY?!\r\n http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Xesqe.png\r\n I don't fully understand internal combustion\r\n I drive every day\r\n that is different\r\n what kind of car do you drive, ross?\r\n that would be like getting mad at people for not understanding http requests\r\n A RED ONE\r\n I know. I know the basic mechanics and such\r\n but I felt like being a penis\r\n If you had to answer \"A ford.. um.. galaxy, i think?\" then it would be the same.\r\n NOBODY DRIVES A FORD GALAXY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?\r\n Porsche Cayenne?\r\n oh shit, they are making the ford galaxy again\r\n never mind","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X1","Vic","leeroy","tom","rizzo","BoomaOwl"]},{"id":"1586","content":" We should go visit her at apple. \r\n conjugally?\r\n biblically\r\n Indubitably ","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","tom","rizzo"]},{"id":"1587","content":" taco farts?\r\n TACO FARTS?!\r\n yeah, I worked till 1am, ewan woke up at 1:05am till about 2:15\r\n then lily got up at 6:30\r\n melissa is in montreal, so i couldn't hand them off :)\r\n fedex\r\n I'm out of boxes.\r\n plastic bags\r\n True... but they're all in the toy box holding shards of broken glass.\r\n OMG THAT'S SO INAPPROPRIATE!\r\n ram them full of formula and let them cry!\r\n and by formula I mean whiskey\r\n and by cry i mean vomit","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X1","bignose","Jon"]},{"id":"1588","content":" my boss is writing up a spec for a homeopathy client..\r\n look out, they'll pay with water that had money in it once.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X1"]},{"id":"1592","content":" ROSS CHAPMAN, THE CADILLAC OF WORMS..","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_"]},{"id":"1593","content":" I like the time I get with her, but after a daycare day with no nap, she's usually a screamy, emotional mess. :(\r\n like living with you\r\n that daycare was shitty, and I'm still mad at you about enrolling me in it","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Ross","X_"]},{"id":"1594","content":" fuck. what the jesus fucking fuck is wrong with my fingers.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Bignose"]},{"id":"1595","content":" you guys are the reason jesus ended up on that cross on the hill in calgary\r\n calgary?\r\n come on jon. there are no hills in calgary","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon","Bignose","leeroy"]},{"id":"1596","content":" you can always assume bacon","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic"]},{"id":"1597","content":" oh, the retweet\r\n rizzo servin' up the refried tweets\r\n like a demon on the mic with his digital beats\r\n and when he steps to his keyboard with a half baked plan, we're pretty damn sure he types it all with one hand\r\n Morning whiteys.\r\n And whatever Leeroy is.\r\n fair point","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_","tom","Jon","BoomaOwl"]},{"id":"1598","content":" oh lord... one of these people\r\n \"Happy Birthday to my husband, best friend, and soul mate. The person who makes me laugh & smile and makes everyday a treasure & an adventure. I always look forward to our todays and tomorrows together. Thanks for making my life so whole and fullfilling. Have a wonderful day.\"\r\n I almost threw up in my mouth when I saw that one go by in my facebook feeds\r\n \"YOU'RE WELCOME, BITCH. WHERE MAH PIE AT?\"\r\n \"DISS DICK AIN'T GOIN SUCK ISSELF, HO\"\r\n yep\r\n you fellas certainly have some lucky ladies!\r\n it's true\r\n seriously though, who talks like that facebook quote? it sounds like Hallmark and Twilight co-wrote it","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon","rizzo","leeroy"]},{"id":"1599","content":" that was an exceptionally angry bird i just dropped\r\n double flusher?\r\n at least\r\n but I only flushed once :D\r\n aw!\r\n they're lucky they get that\r\n well... strictly speaking you can't really flush a photocopier","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X_","Jon","leeroy"]},{"id":"1600","content":" woo, 220v outlet rotated, stuff in place. win\r\n i've.. never seen melissa so excited.\r\n doesn't hers run on batteries like a normal person's?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Jon"]},{"id":"1601","content":" i heard node.js is stellar. and hot swappable.\r\n urge to kill rising\r\n i'll fucking kill you.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","tom"]},{"id":"1602","content":" well, i'm out fucks. have a good one.\r\n *middle finger*\r\n *chainsaws*\r\n *crotch wave*\r\n no mo! he'll come back!!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","Jon","leeroy","BoomaOwl"]},{"id":"1603","content":" I am currently partaking in a 6 month old mountain dew\r\n lightly aged\r\n nice!\r\n it ain't bad\r\n ah, a vintage 2011\r\n good year","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","Jon","rizzo","tom"]},{"id":"1604","content":" i just had a cell call with melissa that was quite wonky. thats about it.\r\n was it wonky because of the sun, or because you were both high at the time?\r\n it was 15 minutes ago. \r\n the question stands","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"1605","content":" I've remained blissfully ignorant of this Kony thing\r\n that might be just regular ignorance","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","jon"]},{"id":"1606","content":" it's called being respectful of others :)\r\n ya cunt","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1607","content":" i'm starring in my own series of bangbus type videos where I bone flight attendants. I call it Air Bus. lawsuits are pending...","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["jon"]},{"id":"1608","content":" Crap. I knew I was gay.\r\n We did too, don't worry\r\n Welp. Who's in for some dick?\r\n YOU","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BoomaOwl","Vic"]},{"id":"1609","content":" If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it. Is Tim Minchin still funny?\r\n only if the tree didn't fall on him \r\n unless it fell on him in a funny way","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BoomaOwl","Jon"]},{"id":"1610","content":" how to i force sean to draw a ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins\r\n Its just Ross and all his friends.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom","bignose"]},{"id":"1611","content":" http:\/\/images.encyclopediadramatica.ch\/5\/51\/Cock_diagram.jpg i found this and thought of you, leeroy.\r\n fucking japs.\r\n sean often thinks of leeroy given cocks for provocation\r\n Why the fuck do I still click links from here. \r\n sense of adventure?\r\n lack of sense entirely?","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","bignose","tom","BoomaOwl","Jon"]},{"id":"1614","content":" we need a picture of sheldon-you\r\n maybe later\r\n can't take my pants off in the office\r\n aww!\r\n but I've already got my pants off!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","tom","Jon"]},{"id":"1615","content":" IS THAT A REVERSE CAMERA CAR REAR VIEW BACKUP NIGHT VISION WIRELESS MONITOR?\r\n IS IT EVER A REVERSE CAMERA CAR REAR VIEW BACKUP NIGHT VISION WIRELESS MONITOR!\r\n IN FACT IT'S THE REVERSE CAMERA CAR REAR VIEW BACKUP NIGHT VISION WIRELESS MONITOR OF YOUR DREAMS!\r\n GOOD CAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR A REVERSE CAMERA CAR REAR VIEW BACKUP NIGHT VISION WIRLESS MONITOR\r\n HOLY SHIT GUYS! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A REVERSE CAMERA CAR REAR VIEW BACKUP NIGHT VISION WIRELESS MONITOR?!\r\n no, vic. fuck off\r\n oh","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["rizzo","jon","Vic"]},{"id":"1616","content":" I don't really know what I am doing!\r\n I'm a mac user!\r\n we all are!\r\n suck a cock!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["leeroy","bignose"]},{"id":"1617","content":" where'd you get all that dark? do you have a dark wholesaler? :)\r\n i've got a fuck you wholesaler, and it looks like a shipment's coming your way just now","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","tom"]},{"id":"1618","content":" TW was hacking and coughing so much that i had trouble getting to sleep for quite a while in the first place. and then she woke me up a few times with her tuberculosis or whatever \r\n then when she finally kicked it, I only got another half hour of sleep before the effing alarm goes off\r\n fuckin' inconvenient, that. dead wife.\r\n then I had to dispose of the body\r\n I know, right?\r\n like that would be hard for jon\r\n on the plus side I got to the dump today already!","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Jon","rizzo","leeroy","X"]},{"id":"1619","content":" I'm actually excited to get home and watch Ross' ZERG video. Is that sad for me or good for Ross?\r\n yes","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["BoomaOwl","X"]},{"id":"1620","content":" that's how i differentiate my male and female stick figures... the female ones have boobs and lipstick","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1624","content":" good lord... I TRIED to put it back together... I can see how it goes back together\r\n but despite what you assholes might suggest, my fingers aren't capable of handling such tiny objects\r\n self zing","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["Vic","bignose"]},{"id":"1625","content":" one of my favourite pairs isn't even custom though, i found it off the shelf in a little shop in montreal\r\n they're black and white with red concentric circles \u00e0 la theivery corporation's cosmic game album cover\r\n that may be the hipsteriest thing i've ever said","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1626","content":" lets start a carrier called jihad.. nothing penetrates buildings like a jihad..","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]},{"id":"1628","content":" we respect your culture, mo\r\n we just don't like it","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["tom"]},{"id":"1631","content":" openvpn kicks the ass.\r\n now begins the portion of the day where bignose expounds on some product that no one else uses\r\n (followed by the part where he complains about how we're all such dicks)\r\n so today i totally upgraded the firmware on a bunch of cisco devices.","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["bignose","X"]},{"id":"1632","content":" well, that's broke\r\n oh, i see\r\n its an api, not a page\r\n disregard\r\n i presume that's to pull data for other programs to use\r\n not to look at directly\r\n well you can look at it\r\n it just isn't formatted nicely\r\n thats what i meant\r\n and that day, sean learned what an API is for\r\n and there was much rejoicing\r\n hey new guy\r\n shut up","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X","leeroy","tom"]},{"id":"1633","content":" (\u256f\u00b0\u25a1\u00b0\uff09\u256f\ufe35 \u253b\u2501\u253b","rating":"0","num_votes":"0","nicks":["X"]}]